If you >aren't at least 180lbs >can't bench at least 300 lbs >can't squat at least 400 >can't run at least a 6 minute mile >can't run at least 3 miles in one time >aren't trained in combat >don't own at least 2 guns >aren't saving money instead of spending on frivolities >aren't constantly bettering yourself by self-learning other skills
yikes. Go out and do some roadwork right fucking now faggot.
Christian Reyes
Who is paying you and how much? Srsly, I can do this macho crap all day. Tools and property are expensive, ya know.
Elijah Bennett
>no height requirement manlet detected
Ian Perez
Hey, the new Alt-Right LARPing handbook just released an expansion! Now at level 70 you can squat 400!!
Adam Wright
I'm all those things except 180lbs cos I'm a manlet. I guess I'm not trying at all.
Michael Harris
I only listed things that can be obtained by able bodied people. Not things people are born with.
David Gray
Hiw the FUCK do you bench press 300 lbs as a nattfag? How long would it take for someone with, say, 1 year of lifting experience to be able press that amount once?
Adam Martin
Get your weight up.
>he thinks 400lb squat is impressive
This is attainable after only 2-3 years of training.