BRITAIN EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

BRITAIN EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

I don't understand what I'm reading

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He's paying for the new window.

A daring synthesis.

How read this in pidgin?

>shit wont flush
>I know, throw it out the window
>a fuck its stuck
>better grab it it my hands
>ah fuck Im stuck

This shit is intended for the nogs in shitholes like Nigeria who speak the disgusting mongolised version of English you see in the OP. Nobody unironically reads this here

>Mr Smith, who is hoping to raise funds to fix his broken window

Why are millenials broke beyond human decency?

The absolute state of Britain

To much avocado toast

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>Ah fuck I ate too much Avacado toast and now I have to shit
>Ah fuck I got stuck trying to get my shit that I threw between your glass planes break the window to get me and the shit out

my face hurts because this story is so funny.

WHAT THE FUCK.
It's real.
What the actual fuck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my that's good stuff.

>out of her date's toilet window
>bongs have windows on their loos
I agree with OP. This demands an explanation.

The article is down, any screencap?

I haven it open right now

>"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo," he said.
>Mr Smith said he had seen her since and "who knows what the future holds".
They met through Tinder and were on a first date. Is he really that hard up to find a girl that he will see her again? If she acts this way on a first date, which is a huge red flag, how insane will she be on the second date?

You don't have windows In your loos?

next time do your english homework you lazy frog cunt

reminds me of that green text story where he threw his turd out to the neighbors' yard

>who knows what the future holds

1/3

Or in the bedroom?

2/3

3/3

*inhales*

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy duck topkek

ten bucks says shes indian

Sorry we don't throw poo into toilet window twilight zones here, must be a black man thang.

should have just shat herself like an american

Justa classy english rose doing her thing guvna

She looks hot, so he'd obviously forgive her.

Step 1: Be hot

>Bristol

Not even remotely surprised, the city's full of liberal shitflingers.

>one whose poo does not flush in le loo

If she had shat on the street this would not have happened

I don't think I've ever been in such literal shock and awe while reading an article.

Bewildered, disgusted, amused from start to finish.

I bet she was so embarrassed, she should be under constant watch for suicidal behavior after this.

Also, the guy she was on a date with is one of the most disgusting people I've ever seen, so she must be a doggo.

White people throw their shit? Remeber that next time you fucks say pooinloo at least i dont manhandle my shit and throw it out a fucking window

>Bristol
The chart named after it

Ay yo hol up where da pidgin translation at?

this is what a beta female looks like, and yes, they do exist

you think it's solely attractiveness which makes an alpha female? think again

>Girl dey dun trow poopoo atta glass dun tinder

>picks up shit that wouldnt flush and throws it out window instead of just picking up shit and breaking it into peices

>swede shitting on a fellow yuro for not learning foreign culture
>pottery
pick two and stay cucked, Sven

oh wow

>we got on well and she's a lovely girl
so lovely she literally throws shit out the window that shall not flush...

pray never mind the shit i smell:
that's desperation, sure as hell.

>once they had composed themself

I was just thinking that the best way out of this situation would be to skim through your wallet and find the least valuable (or easiest to replace) plastic card and use it to dice the turd up

Britain is such fucking bullshit, everything seems like a joke and then it turns out it actually isn't. I was convinced for like two years that the "television license" everyone talked about on Sup Forums was just a stupid meme, and it ended up being real.

Should I just automatically accept that "toilet window" is a legit thing and be done with it, or is this one actually fake?

She should have just poured water down the window like a normal human.

Like, going in to fetch it is not a way to impress a date, it's the only way to make yourself look that much crazier.

>How read this in pidgin?

Da bitch dey stuck in da winda while dey dem reach fo dey lunch.

if you have any fear of talking to women or getting rejected just know that all of these bitches out here are as retarded as her

cant make this shit up

need a brain tier poop meme for this one

God damn it, a leaf took the words right out of my mouth

which one of these is considered normal/healthy?

4

"Essen mein Scheiße!" Probably that crazy.

>autistic
>spills spaghetti

confirmed for browsing 4chin

Didn't read it because I won't give the fucking BBC a pageview, but I presume she took a bigger shit than the toilet could handle, and didn't want to just leave the turd there for his date to see.

> Bring girl round mine for a date
> She excuses herself to the bathroom
> I hear a crashing noise
> She's stuck in my window
> Admits she was using me for a free meal and was ditching me
> That bitch, I'll invent a story to ruin her reputation

Is that a face? What's with those arms and hands?

Seriously what the fuck am I looking at.

she's stuck upside down between two panes of glass

that shit is at the bottom, also stuck in the same gap

This is beautiful, multiculturalism is finally bearing it's fruits and all brits are starting to become culturally enriched.
She didn't know why she had the urge to place her shit in the street but she knew she had to do it.
I now understand Merkel's vision.

So the thing that looks like a face is poo?

kek

what is your fucking problem.

Who the heck takes a shit during a date anyway.

Ok I still dont understand what a toilet window is and how you can get stuck in it

Anyone know what the american version of toilet window is?

3-4-5

>gee cleetus ya really got them thar brain cells workin today!

Usually a house will have 1 or more rooms with simply a toilet and sink, a window in this room is the toilet window

It is convenient as it allows for food deliveries to be passed through, so you don't have to break the cycle.

I have never felt more confused
how is she upside down?
inside a window?
why is she retrieving poo she threw out

it's any window that's in close proximity to a toilet.
uses include, but not limited to, this

The indian version is called a shopfront.

What timeline are we living in.

Rent starts 1.5-2 times the minimal wage here.

Often in the UK university student accomodation is in old buildings built in the Victorian/Georgian era. These buildings are considered "listed" and are very difficult to modify the original structure due to restrictions to keep them in original condition.

In order to meet modern energy efficency ratings and pay less tax, landlords often install a second modern set of windows behind the original ones that come with house, creating a make shift double glazing.

What happened here is the woman in question fell down between the outer original window and inner modern window.

>Stuck in a window
>faces inches from shit

Fucking kek

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Should have shit in the streets like pajeet

What a dirty fucking whore.

I've never seen a single poo in my life that looked so much like a face.

It looks like the granny from howl's moving castle.

i did a pretzel once.
pic unrelated

>not being able to see the shit laying IN THE FUCKING WINDOW SILL RIGHT BELOW HER HEAD

thanks m8, it's not easy to catch with such a bizarre culture

Something seems off with this story.

>Throw poo out window because you don't want boyfriend to see it
>"when she came back", "panicked look in her eye"
>came back

>Embarrassed by huge shit
>Still with boyfriend and OK with him posting about it online

It would make sense if she got stuck without alerting her boyfriend and the story leaked online after they broke up/from another source. Seems like a story intended to go viral; and wadda ya know, the gofundme is over funded and trending.

The thing about that poo (if it really is poo) is not only does it look like a face, it's got the size of an average face too.

Where do you see her head?

I literally don't know what you're talking about.

Designated Shitting Streets: 1
Poo In Loo: 0

still don't understand why she would throw her poo in there? does the outer window open?

There's no way this is real.

wasn't even boyfriend, was a tinder date lol
also what a great story to tell the grand kids of how they met

I guess she thought that there was only the inner window to open. So she opens it, flings out the shit and then notices it thud against the outer window and fall down the gap.

I mean I don't understand why you would throw a shit out the window at all. Maybe she was Indian and it felt wrong shitting in the toilet like a normal human and felt obliged to throw it out on the street.

holy fuck that got me A+

tfw no poo window

How many maidens have you rescued this week good sir knight?

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Never mind, looked into the story further, seems the extra cash will be donated to charities. Still a very odd sequence of events though.

hard to throw it out a window when you're already out.

>so I called the fire brigade and once they had composed themselves, they set to work removing her from the window.

>once they had composed themselves

this whole thing is amazing. this woman is r9k.