Floridian here should I get the fuck outta here?
Florida panic thread
Henry Garcia
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Andrew Ramirez
Am I the only one who wants to fuck that hole? Irma is a girl's name, right?
I'd pay big money for someone to fly above the hurricane and drop me naked into that hole.
Imagine that. The first person in human history to actually fuck a hurricane.
Easton Rogers
no, you should definitely remain exactly where you are, or maybe go find a sheet metal sign to stand next to
Michael Baker
If you're even thinking about evacuation you're not a Floridian.
Logan Mitchell
maybe he's worried that one of the alligators he pumped and dumped will come looking for him when the waters rise
Levi Anderson
You should have gotten out a couple of days ago. It's close enough right now, you should leave right this minute, or you should make preparations for riding it out in place. Any delay in making a decision either way could prove fatal.
Benjamin Thompson
Stop posting about my dad. He had a sexual emergency.
Leo Ward
I live in Florida, and it is just another day. I have been through enough hurricanes to know they are fun as hell and a welcome thing for boring florida lives.
Michael Flores
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Nathan Reed
Sup Florida bro. This guy knows what's up. OP is a fag.
Jayden Watson
Ocean man will take you by the hand and lead you to the promised land.
Will it hurt? Yes.
But you will be better off this way.
Carson Long
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Carson Moore
I live near Miami Beach so I don't think I'm going to stay here. My dad wants to go to central Florida and invited me along but I don't even think that's safe. You can't even drive if it's rained more than a few inches in miami
William Baker
No it's fake news like global warming.
Camden Hill
Another Floridian here, if you live in a shitty place that's not structurally secured, then go to some family and stay there for the storm. If your in a ok place, then just board up your walls and fill up your bathtub with water in case worse comes to worse and your out of water. Other than that your fine, just do what you did for Matthew.
Jeremiah Jackson
this desu.
Alexander Gomez
>thread theme: youtube.com
Angel Watson
>Sup Forums
>full of normal people
Tyler Perry
Nah. Stay, relax, and fuck some alligators
Ayden Long
Remember to buy your supplies with amazon /next-day shipping/
Camden Torres
It looks like Irma is going to be much more dangerous and effective than I thought.
At first I was like, "It's not even that powerful", then I was like "It's not gonna reach America" now I'm like "Shieettt It's gonna be powerful and reach America"
Ahh, I love living in California.
Cameron Myers
Too late; you're already a goner.
Caleb Reed
>commiefornia talking shit
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Hudson Taylor
EVACUATE SOUTHERN FLORIDA NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
Adam Rogers
You need to livestream. Just don't be Carlos
Hudson Butler
>first and last hole
edgy idea
Dominic Hernandez
I imagine living in California is like living in a state ravaged by a natural disaster 365 days a year. Rolling black outs, no water, shit skins running the streets with guns looting, and blaming government officials for not doing enough.
Michael Bailey
Literally where?
Luis Martinez
tampa bay
Mason King
>be amerifat
>order cheeseburger delivery
>jamal makes cheeseburger spits in it
>get delivered cheeseburger
>eat chessburger
>jamal fuck wife in the driveway
>sometimes stand up and clap at pass interference on tv
>rain start
>house rekt
>get nuked by gooks
>get shot
>wife leaves
>die
>land of opportunity
Jose Scott
i actually want to visit. do you think a greyhound or the amtrak would take me there stoll