/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - One Gallon Per Person Per Day Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit; rain started in Puerto Rico
>Reconnaissance at 4:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are running out of food, water, and gas

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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mahobeachcam.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

youtube.com/watch?v=pGORLr9_i4U

gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=S0QjYDdmXZE

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

THREAD THEME
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youtube.com/watch?v=I3ZL8ZVWVz8

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=E5Y5cRlNYO4
m.soundcloud.com/sbklive/sbk-song-hurricane
twitter.com/TropicalTidbits/status/905189515425394689
youtube.com/watch?v=mw2kKyJu9gY&feature=youtu.be&t=2m11s
youtube.com/watch?v=_Xa31aCrVOE
youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Can an user let me know when it will hit Flamand Beach? Do not want to miss the comfy.

Second for Trump

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RUN NOW!!!!

First user to reply to this post with two same numbers decides Irma's outcome.

*muffled ocean man in the distance*

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Over/Under 900mb when landfall?

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

who 727 here?

JIM CANTORE HAS ARRIVED, GET THE FUCK OUT

HAPPENING CANCELLED.

Drops off to Cat 0, happening cancelled.

this is going to be devastating

you have no idea how bad it is going to be

it finds YOU and humps your bumbum

Don't buy it.

Please hit DC

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Time to go to bed

Florida gets OCEAN MANED.

THESE THREADS ARE MOVING SO FAST, NO ONE WILL NOTICE I'M INVEST 95L

FUCK YOU BONG

FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

so drumpf is saving puerto rico or what the fuck?

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=E5Y5cRlNYO4

WITNESSED
RADIOACTIVE SUPER HURRICANE

>just looked at one-way tickets out of FL
>$800-$900k plus

WHAT THE FUCK

All the food is being bought up.

Still, nobody wants vegan crap.

Have you tried not building your houses out of balsa wood?

Some Euro ensembles showed what the GFS shows. The whole east coast is still in this. Remember how Matthew changed within 3 days of landfall?

it really is matthew 2.0 isnt it?

New thread theme m.soundcloud.com/sbklive/sbk-song-hurricane
> New thread theme m.soundcloud.com/sbklive/sbk-song-hurricane
New thread theme m.soundcloud.com/sbklive/sbk-song-hurricane
> New thread theme m.soundcloud.com/sbklive/sbk-song-hurricane

Who would want to save PR?

>rage comic
what is this 2010?

It seems like just last year Sandy killed the power here for five days and my basement filled with water. Fuck this shit.

toppest kek

this is from houston, fuck off commie

What about to Florida?

I want to get in on those happenings.

Wish, but that isn't happening

well shucks

*FOR FLORIDA.

noooo stop killing her with your digits

ROGER WE GOT ANOTHER EYEWALL REPLACEMENT CYCLE OCCURING AS WE SPEAK. WE ARE GOING OVER DRIVE. NOW ONCE WE GET TO 200+ MPH WE START TO SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIT

twitter.com/TropicalTidbits/status/905189515425394689

consider suicide

Y U NO UNDERSTAND

?
PR was done way before the hurricane.
I'm just enjoying the nice winds now.

FLORIDA REPORT IN

813, /WHITECHASE/ HERE

>buying anything refrigerated

Fucking amateurs

The "fucks off and doesn't hit the US" track means it hits the UK eventually. Just so you know.

I see all these live streams but do we have any shortwave radio broadcasts we can tune into? Would be cool to hear all those spooky warnings.

CATEGORY 7 CONFIRMEMD

You could probably fly standby for less ~$50

welp

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hey bud

God damn I hate putting up storm shutters

Ded
Unless it makes its turn earlier, then I'm ded.

What are you talking about?
I just looked up on Kayak. They are like $1,400 from Miami to Dallas.
Where did you look?

YOUR TURN NOW FLORIDA NIGGERS AND SPICS

Sneaky fucker.

God Willing user.

>be yank
>have paper house
>Get hurricaned

727 Bellaire Beach here reporting in. Going to the waifu house in trinity to hunker down

RIP in piece

I hope Jeff gets there and streams ;-; and doesnt die as well

Eyewall replacement weakens the storm, if it actually does do that it'll never regain its maximum intensity over landpacked waters

My numbers counter yours.
EVERYONE'S GOING TO FUCKING DIE!

Oulu here. Sending positive energy and prayers for you.

what the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=mw2kKyJu9gY&feature=youtu.be&t=2m11s

youtube.com/watch?v=_Xa31aCrVOE

thank god

Better survival odds than getting trucked

WAHAT?

what is going on? Is this the great happening of september? Is this how it all begins? Anons! We are facing one of the strongest hurricanes in human history and there are coming a fuckton of these motherfuckers. WHAT IS HAPPENING?

HOLY KEK

>YFW you sit upon a throne of frozen meats, ready to grill and smoke when the power cuts out

If numbers, Florida is kill, landfall at Cat 5+

That really is incredible form. A virtually perfect hurricane.

I'm like 10 mins from you. If we meet during the storm, I will snipe you and steal your loot.

I would like to know too
youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

Florida is kill. I'll send adolf yalls regards

Re-roll

407 maitland.

Bunkering down. Got all my shit yesterday. Gas is starting to get up there and all the ghandimarts are raising there prices like the sand kikes they are.

Go back to kikebook Sven

Jeff shouldn't go to this one. I think he will actually die seeing how he places himself right in the path of the eye walls of hurricanes.

/941/ sarasota here

evac'ing if direct impact (anywhere between Pinellas and Lee counties) with category 3 or worse

A E S T H E T I C

Less floodzones, more airboats. We'll be just fine.

This will weaken the hurricane though.

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dubs=override
super typhoon. moves past Florida across gulf. rips across mexico. across pacific. hits pyongyang.

seeing how much i drink a day-about 3 liters so far. so looks like about 1 gallon.

Sleep tight.

>77
Pls KEK no

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239 am I kill?

Field Roast veggie dogs are good though.

Savannah bro I aint leaving not this time got guns got beer and gas

could Florida end up like a Junji Ito novel?

Eyewall replacement and passing over PR/Cuba = it will cuck out as cat 1

Try tofurkey sausages if you ever find em. They're literally crack cocaine

The happening which will end us all is either Yellowstone or Nuclear War.

The hurricanes are just for fun to destabilise the US and make it an easy target for another super power to attack.

good fucking lord look at that back end

Just when you think it's over, it hits you with a tsunami