Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Frauen an den Herd Edition

Upcoming elections:
24.09.2017 GENERAL ELECTION
15.10.2017 Regional election in Niedersachsen
15.10.2017 Austrian legislative election

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk

>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:

>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ

>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

>Resources from the 2016 election
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu

TASKS:
>We are going to start translating and converting all english memes in Germans.. An example of this would be taking a smuggie, translating the mug liberal into German and slapping a CDU logo on his shirt..
>The Chad/Virgin meme is hot right now too so we could make some of those as well but let's start with the smuggies. It I'll be easy and fast
>Ignore shills, don't reply to Schulz/Antifa faggots/defeatists

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

They accept PayPal

Wahlnavi
>wahlnavi.de

Wahl-O-Mat:
>wahl-o-mat.de/bundestagswahl2017/

TV-Duell Sat1
>youtube.com/watch?v=VjQM6g1fKcU

ARD Fünfkampf
>youtube.com/watch?v=vXMP24g_rEo

Wahlwerbespot der AfD
>youtube.com/watch?v=RRoHZ-QKwhk

Weidel leaves ZDF Debate
>youtu.be/Hxx7Zo0Quyg

Other urls found in this thread:

afd.de/zeit-spenden
afd.de/wahlhelfer
youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90
youtube.com/watch?v=zAXvwLdfiy0
youtu.be/zlTqeBL_PUU?t=41m39s
facebook
youtube.com/watch?v=1OHoLmyhXFU
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

For german Anons who want to go the extra mile:

The AfD is still looking for people who can spend some time before the election to placard posters, distribute flyers and stuff into mailboxes, man info booths (together with experienced guys, of course), help prepare locations for speeches, look for posters being damaged/stolen, go to local meetups to discuss plans/ideas etc.
>afd.de/zeit-spenden

Also if not even more important apply as Wahlhelfer to prevent election fraud. (Check your local deadlines at your town hall) You get even some money from the government for this, between 60-90€

Or if you don't want to spend the entire election day at the polling station, please go there as Wahlbeobachter. Every citizen got the right to be there when they count the votes! Just go there a few minutes before 6pm on election day. You don't need to do anything else.

>afd.de/wahlhelfer

>youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90

WEIDEL FLED THIS TALKSHOW!
STAND WITH WEIDEL!

TRIPS OF TRUTH

GO MAMA WEIDEL

Ich geh jetzt ins Bett, macht doch, was ihr wollt.

vid in question
youtube.com/watch?v=zAXvwLdfiy0

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shit, I was really uncertain if I should vote AfD but Weidel is taking my heart day by day

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>Rechtsradikaler
>*CLAP*
N-no, pls don't steal are culture

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>GEZ BTFO

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Gn8

Can somebody post a smuggo meme pls, I'll translate some memes for you guys. I just need the templates.

AfD jetzt und immer!

Maybe make this a meme?
1/4 black Africans rape?

So you show four male shaped abstract figures in a row. They are colored black, but one of them has blood running from his hands...

"Einer von vier schwarz Afrikaner gesteht sich an Frauen zu vergehen"
(One in four black Africans admits commiting rape)

Below
"Ohne sichere Grenzen keine sicheren Straßen"
(No secure borders, no safe streets)

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>Rechtsradikal

*leaves talkshow*

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>Rechtsradikal

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youtu.be/zlTqeBL_PUU?t=41m39s
her views on family politics seem based and she makes this cute smile at the end of her statement : )

>ab 2018
uhm no sweetie, the moment the Bundestagswahl is done there will be laws for migrants to bring their families immediatly

how can you defend this

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>Rechtsradikal

she's winner of hearts, you know this

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GO MAMA WEIDEL

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GO MAMA WEIDEL

this in now one of my favorites :3

So many elections ... upheaval in all countries

How do I get german fascist gf pls.

Do I find them in the east, in the south?

Go mama weidel

textwise,
> if you want your trusted/trustworthy cdu back, vote afd

in germblather obviously, and in the current 'original' cdu graphics style
don't know a good gestalt photo for that atm.

It's really cute

Maybe we should make posters and memes similar to it.

Might activates the Mutterinstinkt in women

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Seriously guys this might work

>use a cute picture of a mother with baby
>put some catchphrase or meme on it
>add an Afd logo

Posting to quick for me, took me a while to figure out Gimp, such a weird interface. Also anybody working with Gimp, export as .png because .jpg always freezes the program for me, your comupter may vary though.

GO MAMA WEIDEL

Yeah Gimp takes some time to get into. Also your smugie made me kek

>2017
>Ihr denkt Deutschland gehört den Deutschen
>Ihr glaubt wirklich dass die Bundesrepublik Deutschland nicht Amerikas Bastardstaat ist
>Ihr glaubt wirklich das eure Bemühungen irgendeinen Einfluss auf die Politik in Deutschland haben
>Ihr wurdet so sehr von Kanacken gemobbt dass ihr nicht versteht das Deutschland als Exportmeister abhänging von genau diesen Kanacken ist
>Die Nazischlampe konnte die Diskussion nicht handeln und ist wie eine kleine verwöhnte Goldmansachshoe schnell aus der Show raus bevor sie anfängt zu weinen

Deutsche Politik ist besser als Netflix, vallah

Achja ihr Supernazis, informiert euch mal über eure Nazihoe, Steuervermeidung(wie es bei wohlhabenden heißt) ist wohl genau ihr Ding.

Kek
This guy could be one of us

facebook com/Daniel.Schneider.AfD/photos/a.1356822777743082.1073741829.1119734374785258/1496685800423445/?type=3&theater

I'm sorry friend, could you repeat that in English?

He sounds like a mix between conspiracy fag and commie shill

well, it might eveb be the case that women projected their motherly instincts onto refugees.
absulutely unhealthy!!
can one use that how?

speak english Mohammed

>lolis in weizenfeld

Bait.

Btw all of these are real

Er sieht so nett aus :3

I'm to tiered but I will figure something out tomorrow

Could Germans visit the Daily Stormer in Germany or are websites like that blocked? I guess it doesn't matter since they are on Tor now. But its fucked up, that's the first step towards free speech restrictions like Canada happening here.

Jeder der die ihm gegebenen Steuervermeidungsmöglichkeiten nicht vollends nutzt ist ein Idiot der meine Stimme nicht verdient. Jemandem dem es gelingt kompetent die Steuer zu vermeiden traue ich es eher zu das Steuerrecht zu reformieren als jemandem der das Steuerrecht nicht versteht.

You could visit them

>checked
>checked again

rev up those meme machines!!!
btw, they are pretty creative.

Daily Stormer was available from germany

Er ist auch nett.

youtube.com/watch?v=1OHoLmyhXFU

Cool, not a Nazi but they are pretty funny and fight for free speach.

He is really trying his best

Stop this apologetic 'no nazi' shit
NatSocs are fine, unless they go full chimp socialist

We don't have websites blocked. There was a push to block pedo sites(why do those even exist on the clearnet) and they basically had to admit they don't have the means.

>posters
The NPD may be a complete meme party, but they had good banter too.

DIE DELEGIERTEN ANGELA

They are not a meme party, they are a v mann party

Jaja I know, but I know how sensitive some of you guys are about that stuff

Well that's good at least, I know some vids are blocked over there and I suggest using Opera as a browser because it has a simple vpn setting so you can watch vids on Youtube and stuff.

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every single one of these triggers the normie

jesus christ, this makes me want to vote NPD so hard

kek i like this one.

SCHULZFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

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these are the two most important women memes,
these are emotionally loaded bigly and they were probably played by someone the whole time:

younger women:
the noble wild beast she gets to tame

older/old women:
projection of unfullfilled motherly instinct

LANGSAM ABER SICHER

can you please translate?

Sounds good

Jetzt wird mir alles klar

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>hier wird gegessen was auf den tisch kommt
Is an old german Idiom which means, you will eat what we will serve you.

Today, glorious Kraut-Pol is Kraut-posting like hickety-heck!

I like it!

This is pretty good

made pic related, too.

NIce

fuarking savage

>Jaja I know, but I know how sensitive some of you guys are about that stuff

You better are, we don't need Hollywood Nazis/LARPers ruining everything.

prepping Bull wählt CDU

>Negerkuß

Ehem, I don't think so Bigot!

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afaik hooktube is enough to get around IP blocks by youtube

kek

Makes me think, does Mr. Average Hans have
"Kondolenzbekundungen" in his vocabulary?
Esp. younger people?
Should I change it to "Beileidsbekundungen"?

Schizo?

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Yeah, pushing the Overton window in Germany will be much more difficult because of your history.

lel Humor

HOW IS UT POSSIBLE THAT WE GET OUTMEMED SO HARD
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS PERFECTzum glück habe ich mir wieder gimp installiert

kek

Dem Daniel seine MayMays sind einfach dufte