FLORIDA GENERAL - BRACE FOR IMPACT EDITION

KEVIN COSTNERS WATERWORLD COMING SOON TO A PHALLIC PENINSULA NEAR YOU

I was born during Andrew, I am a child of the storm

Suck my dick Irma

witnessed

Florida Bros get in here. This is going to be epic! I would love it to hit Miami or Tampa. Webm related.

Islamorada here. They ordered evacuations. National Guard is mobilizing

Sarasota here. Are us centralfags okay?

Not really. Remember, we do storms right.
Where NC and Texas might get wiped out, we drink and rock the fuck out. Nothing fucks up Florida except our stupid drug laws.

Really tempted to flee tomorrow. Friends place way up north in Pennsylvania.

Anyone live in South Carolina or George? Mind if I sleep in your driveway one night? I'm hella clean, I promise. ;_;

>tfw you don't live in Florida

moro

Miami here, you fags ready?

Ready motherfucker. Broward here.

I'M READY FOR IT DADDY (palm beach).

There are people not leaving the state and are going to die because they're that incredibly stupid.

This. That shithole Miami is a cancer on our great state, hope it gets plunged into the sea

Dont be a fucking Yankee coward, stand your ground you cunt

tfw when I'm a cake decorator at Publix.

This desu.

Is this our time to shine brethren?

hasn't started yet and my fence has already gotten broken and my roof is leaking

what the fuck

Broward here too, you live in a mobile home too? got all my insurance in check, all i need to do now is pack up my anime and let the hurricane take my house so I can get those neetbux.

The latent looting gene is resurfacing!

Lol I'm guessing you're a few blocks off Univeristy.

>sarasota
>central florida

sorry my dude, you are gulf coast. If tampa gets it you will likely get some too.

I'm in Maitland North of Orlando. Who knows what will happen here.

report in everyone:

407 here

It was nice knowing you, Florida.

Hey, neighbor! I'm in Casselberry.

Sarasota Fag too

I moved to my safe house in tally, Sarasota isn't good man...we haven't had a real hurricane since 2004. We ain't prepared for this horror

WP here. howdy neighbors

tampa fag here
gonna go get gas and water tomorrow

Who else here /772/?

Y'all hunkering down? Maybe we could shoot some looters together.

shoot meant

I'm in the area and an old fag who has been through it all. Actually going to leave this time, fuck it.

Ocala here, who wants to make a sandbag fort?

Won't even be Andrew bad.

could be worse though, 185 MPH right now

mfw the pressure gets too low and it becomes a black hole

is this god's way of punishing us for all of our sins?

If we sacrifice Maimi right now we might be saved

grandma has property in west palm beach. How fucked in she?

You need to leave, If Irma shifts north at all you'll be BTFO

depends how fast she moves with her walker

I mean, at least your grandma's not in miami.

I hope she can swim

any hialeah fags here

Reminder that South Florida has required concrete construction since Andrew in 1991. Other municipalities who allow wood construction will not be as fortunate

>nice

I wonder how many people will be eaten by Gators

WPB, here.
Water, bourbon, and propane on deck.

You probably live in ft myers you fag

Been honestly wondering this.

US is far too decadent and degenerate.

g-guys, will the skunk apes be ok?

>posting your house on Sup Forums
bruh

If it's bad, how will Sup Forums identify each other in the madmax shithole that florida will turn into?

she's not in Florida, but she has a condo in West Palm Beach and is worried.

Is that area gunna be okay? I was gunna go down there this winter wtf

we will sing shadilay as inspirational music while fighting off zombie looters

Publix is moving north & Wegman's is moving south. When they meet it's the singularity.

was it built after andrew?

A lot of those coastal condo's are solid concrete with reinforced storm windows. The big thing is that it needs to have been built or at least updated after andrew.

Hope your grandma is okay, user.

I was a fetus. We are stormborn my brother

All I know is that florida's people are shit at memeing

well fuck her then. who even cares.

Hopefully it smashes Miami and causes minimal damage to the Gulf Coast.

i wanna bully you for being nu-pol, but you're in florida too.

I'm in tallahassee and it's impossible to find bottled water in stores. Gas stations are running out of gas too. If you guys are thinking about waiting to get supplies, don't. Go get gas and canned goods now.

Any other /386/ fags here? Im staying at the Hammock

>tfw former grocery clerk
>tfw never needed a hairnet

Hopefully it'll swing into the gulf and back to hit tally.
>t. tallyfag

South Florida cop here

Everyone seriously needs to hunker down and break out the beer, get tanked up because you're going to need the booze

South Florida will be recovering for the next 5 years from this storm

Who /HialeahGardens/ here? Not in any of the designated evac zones according to the Dade-County map, but Im still worried about the sheer speed of the wind tearing my house to ribbons.

Pensacola boyo reporting in, what's the possibility of flooding here?

>Voodoo Dog

Goddamn I miss that place.

I live in Longwood

other than the wind and rain, am i safe from flooding?

It's super /comfy/

I never been there, is it good?

idk but if it's bad i'm in the same boat over in maitland.

Ye. They have a bacon wrapped mac and cheese dog.

STOMP

ALL

NIGGERS

overrated imo