/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - DROPPING MILLIBARS LIKE UGLY BABIES Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit; rain started in Puerto Rico
>Reconnaissance at 4:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are running out of food, water, and gas

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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mahobeachcam.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

youtube.com/watch?v=pGORLr9_i4U

gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=S0QjYDdmXZE

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

THREAD THEME
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youtube.com/watch?v=I3ZL8ZVWVz8
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I eat ass

Who /dead/ here?

we know

P E N I S

first for puerto rico becoming puerto sinko

Should I be worried if I live in orlando?

Sup

Reminder Irma is a qt

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how many hours until it hits somewhere i can watch on a stream

West Palm Beach user reporting in

Alright, you're way more dead than me honestly.

> (You)
>Honestly, same
New thread, so, CONTINUED GOOD LUCK, COCONUT-CHAN!

irma will be category 88 by tomorrow

wind speeds of 6,000 mph

pressure of 0 mb

it will encircle the whole planet and kill us all

If the numerical values within this post decide to repeat one or more times then yellowstone is after irma

>Floridians

What if it goes into the gulf and hits Texas?

>pic is where i live
how fucked am i anons?

I unironically wish Orlando and Miami would be completely destroyed.

Arrogant Florida cunts have no idea what they're in for.

howdy

n'th 4 cuteboys

tfw no bf to hold me during the hurricane

Alright gentlemen let me see your under 900mb landfall faces

Miami reporting. Literally nothing. I was just at taco bell and no one gives a shit

Kys nigger you're just a scared lil pussy

100% fukt

i dont see it...?

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You're dead, you just haven't realized it yet.

we're fine

Atlanta here

Airport raining already

kys degenerate faggot

They have taco bell in heaven?

Made specifically for this eventuality. Irma will be a strong, independent hurrican that don't need no man.

Size of Irma next superimposed on Jupiter, for scale

Senpai, dont promise things you cannot deliver on.

Completely safe
No need to waste time and money prepping

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>Doral
less than when you were in Venezuela

can we get some meteorological fags in here to explain this shit to us plebs. is shit really getting real?? why is it getting faster??

Few hours ago it was 270 miles away from the small islands.
It's moving something like 15mph, so tomorrow we're going to get nice webcam streams of it fucking everything up.

>big tits
>flat ass
into le trash it le goes
if it was the exact opposite, it would be top tier

Pinellas here
How fucked am I

Start digging your grave now to save us money on your funeral costs please.

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

As someone who lives here, I hope so too, and I hope your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

I say let the hurricane destroy miami and below (plus riviera) and give that place back to the gators like god intended

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My campus will probably be getting evacuated, shit.

State check in
Who /comfy/ ?

MI here

Knock all the trees down again!

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wrong

also irma is THICC af brb fapping to the hurricane

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How about you sit on this dick?

Don't see what?

This hurricane is cancelled, it will avoid florida and land in NC with 925MB lmao

This Hurricane is spinning so fast no one will notice i'm gay

from what I've read, the temperature dynamics around the storm keep being favorable for lower and lower pressures. Or in people-speak, the cloud tops keep getting colder and the volume of air in them shrinks, pulling more air from below to fill the extra space, dropping the pressure and making the air move faster.

You're already dead.

We notice, we just also dont care.

If I live I'll draw Irma as a cute big tittied waifu

Those threads are moving almost as fast as Irma, too fast to notice stealth Boogie.

700mb

Is Toothpaste the leafposter of weather threads?

To the Aruba user from last thread:
So your idea of paradise is sweating your balls off and drinking cheap sugary alcohol in mediocre karaoke bars all year round? Meanwhile I get a constantly changing landscape and varied activities to do throughout the year. Enjoy your Christmas under the sun and hepatitis.

>Atlantic Hurricane Season General
on fucking Sup Forums

kill yourself nigger

How many prayers can i get for my baby coconut tree, also give suggestions on what i should name him if he survives this (sorry for bad pic flash on my camera doesn't work for some reason)

>inb4 but why is the water temperature important?
because the warmer the air starts, the greater the temperature change it can experience, and also the greater the pressure change.

praise kek

How do I get my Barbooty out of Barbuda?

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Got a box of prayers and thoughts going out to y'all.

there is literally nothing good about this picture

Houston here, there's a chance of rain tonight. Shaking from my PTSD. On the bright side, I get to live at Gallery Furniture now.

Convection.

Thats as simple as I can get it.

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That right there is how we know you're a nigger

Non floridians and islandfags need to fuck off

>all these puerto ricans using memes to hide the pain as they face imminent destruction

stay safe coco

Hello.

Might as well kill yourself to prevent the suffering.

Here's some inspiration mi pana

>being so triggered by a comment that you have to reply to it 3 threads later
LMAO you're fucking faggot HOLY SHIT!!!

>stealth Boogie
He's the size of Irma. I don't think you can effectively mask his RCS

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what are the chances it'll go and fuck up louisiana?

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You don't even have a flashlight?

This

A week ago I should have died, but the Addicks and/or Barker reservoirs never burst, so I'm still here. Maybe there's hope for Florida snobs. Lived maybe two miles downstream from each reservoir. Dodged a bullet.

Last 3 digits is the number of millibars it drops next.

Also, anyone got the updated 8PM forecast?

You're probably just some jealous land-locked loser who can't revel in the weeklong school/work breaks and free food stamp/FEMA money, anarchist party that follows a huge storm that literally does nothing if you don't live next to the ocean.

I crunched the numbers.

Blue is civilization
Red is nigs that will die and huwhite people that don't need rescuing

Repeating best wishes for the coconut tree!