RUNDOWN ======== >[Hurricane continues to charge] >185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+ >Lesser Antilles currently being hit; rain started in Puerto Rico >Reconnaissance at 4:00PM EST >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are running out of food, water, and gas
Jeff's latest video says to get the fuck out of Florida by any means necessary. Irma is officially /notfuckingaround/ status.
Liam Barnes
according to his twitter, he's chasing.
Alexander Edwards
>ywn fly inside the eye of the hurricane and feel the incredible power around you and then get ripped apart by it
Nathan King
i live in a trailer am i gonna die
Gabriel Thomas
Barbuda has a population of ~1,700.
I would not be shocked to learn that 1/3 of the population is lost after Irma's eye passes through.
Logan Nguyen
enjoy death
Joseph Wood
its headed to orlando now.
Mason Wilson
If post ends in 3, Irma remains on track to nail Tampa for at least the next 24 hours.
Liam Foster
No. I hate loading these on mobile when they have a thousand posts.
Jeremiah King
>be black guy in Florida >Confederate flag waving neighbor calls me a nigger from across the street, complaining about some bullshit again >we get into a heated argument >hear rustling from the wooded area down the street >an army of invasive reptilians appear >we look at each other and nod in agreement >we run to our respective garages to retrieve our guns, machetes, and improvised weapons >we meet back in the middle of the street, where our Cuban and Mexican neighbors join us >we hunker down and start mowing down the numerous illegal reptilians, but their numbers seem to never shrink >a few tegu and iguanas break through our barricade >Cuban neighbor starts chopping them down, but sustains a few minor injuries >we start getting overwhelmed >shit is going south >Hurricane force winds start blowing >Storm clouds appear over the horizon >Rain starts dropping hard >The crocodiles and alligators join the reptilians >After about 45 minutes of firing and reloading non-stop, I exhaust my last few rounds >Confederate flag waving neighbor throws a few my way and shouts, "we're gonna win this, my nigger!" >Notice Mexican neighbor disappeared, but I hear the sound of a lawnmower behind us >Mexican neighbor set his mower on fire and starts racing it towards the reptilians >He screams in both agony and a fervor for the battle as the flames consume him >"¡Viva la Florida!" He screams >Once he reaches the center of the reptilian army, he blows up >the reptilians scatter as we pick off the last few stragglers >As the weather clears, we slosh through the flooded street with water up to our knees >In the epicenter of the explosion, we find only our Mexican neighbor's Home Depot cap >I pick it up and we have a moment of silence >We help our Cuban neighbor to my Confederate flag waving neighbor's Ford F-150 >Drive to Publix to pick up subs and beer to celebrate our victory
Daniel Wilson
The eye isn't going to get close enough to have the serious winds.
Tyler White
>941 Run.
Colton Adams
>3 of the same?
Jason Richardson
stale pasta
Adam Stewart
you meant 3 2's....
Tyler Rivera
I wanted to spend the hurracaine innawoods, too bad that this is becoming a monster. I guess I can spend this storm watching Steve1989 and eating chili and nean mre, since I charged 3 laptop batteries.
central Georgia here. some guy and his wife came up from miami to buy water and supplies to fortify his house.
truly a madman ready to face death, i now have respect for Florida because of this one man
Robert Watson
im sitting in a canoe in the middle of the ocean at the strongest point of the hurricane how fucked am i? should i prepare?
Camden King
Still counts, it's three. Guess I used up all my meme magic for the month to keep Irma on target.
Nathaniel Perez
It keeps shifting east right?
Christian Ramirez
>Steve1989 and eating chili and nean mre, since I charged 3 laptop batteries.
Matthew Price
stream before you die pls
Ayden Howard
T H I C C
Jackson Moore
He don't know shit
Camden Long
you should have already. sort yourself out.
Leo Flores
Man who has been driving into hurricanes for decades and doesn't afraid of anything, says that he'd personally leave. Jeff wouldn't stay, so neither should you. Floridafags get out of that doomed state.
Joseph Hughes
Send Jim Cantori to Key West.
> mr invincible
Thomas Robinson
RUN, SWIM, GET OUT OF THERE
John Reed
Surely you do not consider that "hard." Call me when you can't see the palm tree to the right side of the screen.
Asher Wilson
don't listen to the confederate flag poster using retarded inaccurate models, it's gonna hit florida
Elijah Sanchez
That poor tree
F
Justin Lopez
untill the last moment just for our amusement user
Asher Richardson
Shut the fuck up, phonenigger
Easton Wilson
I want to book a hotel in the Bahamas to chill out during the storm. Think I can get a good price?
Benjamin Moore
The storm itself is moving WNW. The models are trending East (trending meaning 3 consecutive runs with more Eastward tracks).
Luis Lee
As of 8PM update.
Justin Cook
still funny. unlike the submerged planes
Josiah Jones
And it's still like 200 miles away. When it's 100 miles away, that tree is going to be uprooted. Swim through this safely islandanon.
Hudson Gonzalez
Please Periscope
Joseph Roberts
What should you look for in a safe neighborhood, or what makes a neighborhood more likely to just get fucked?
Cameron Thompson
We should try not to split threads, here's the other one with the original OP, I don't really care if you do move or not, but just so you're aware we should try not to split as best we can
Grayson Baker
Just north of Pensacola user here, ran to gas station and it was packed. Every dip shit was filling up their one 5 gallon can. I maxed the pump out three times (only let me pump 35 gal using reward points). Can now run house for weeks, not non stop, but enough to be very comfortable if it were to come this way.
Henry Barnes
Could someone ask the mods on irc://irc.rizon.net/Sup Forums to PLEASE make a rolling sticky of some kind? We're going through threads at a rate of at least one per hour, and this thing isn't predicted to make landfall in the US until Sunday.
I can't do it because something's interfering with my chat clients.
Dominic Kelly
i see you keep popping up in these threads, my bro. dont worry too much, we just trimmed out your circuit. you've seen the tree crews a few weeks ago?
Jaxon Martin
So are these threads officially named /ASHG/ for good now? is there CONSENSUS?
Charles Flores
Depends... How far east or west are you from 95?
David Evans
Hey, buddy. I called baking 20-25 posts before this dropped. Nobody said shit to me then, and no other user posted before I did.
Jose Stewart
>tfw Puerto Rico didn't pay debnts so now they're getting deleted by God
Austin Rivera
>ptg ruined due to amnesty don posting can i watch the happening with y'all for a few days?
Henry Anderson
>consensus
Alexander Stewart
I moved in here for Harvey, found it much more comfortable.
Josiah Bell
Welcome aboard, lad. Grab an Alex Jones water filter and hop in the liferaft.
Sebastian Rivera
I am right next to the Turnpike
Ryder James
Grab a gallon of water and get /comfy/
Mason Diaz
Where?
Nolan Campbell
My computer doesn't hold well against stickies, but I guess that is the wisest idea, since this is moving at the speed of a Trump general inelection night, or the Zimmermann case.
Isaiah Ward
cant say that im glad to hear it
Elijah Sullivan
It could mean its going to head towards Miami instead of Key West/Naples/Everglades
Colton Rogers
Should be fine... I'm just a few miles north of you and we're going to hunker down.
Jose Nelson
^There.
Tyler Peterson
How fucked is Cuba?
Juan Hernandez
>Consensus
Absolutely none at all.
Matthew Perry
Everyone from key west to OBX needs to have an evac plan in place. It looks like we won't have any good consensus in landfall until Thursday
Chase Allen
Hey fair enough, this one seems to have been clicked on by most anyways
Hudson Thompson
Ok. Would help if you made it a little more visible.
Brayden Diaz
sorry, i'm a little drunk
Ian Nguyen
Anyone /Sanford/? How fucked are we?
Nathaniel Smith
Hi George
Camden Johnson
Has Jeff finally met his match in Irma
Tyler Baker
ITS LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING!
Hunter Martin
NP m8. I may be many things, but I observe OP protocols when possible.
That is acceptable criticism. I'll be disgusting with the billboard next time. anime tiddies and errythang.
Noah James
Not quite
Angel Howard
For those wondering what will be left of Barbuda: Here is a video showing the only town on the Island.
