RUNDOWN ======== >[Hurricane continues to charge] >185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+ >Lesser Antilles currently being hit; rain started in Puerto Rico >Next reconnaissance at 1:00AM EST >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are running out of food, water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW
>Windy shows this thing making landfall at the penis tip of florida and fucking us straight along the shaft as a cat4 >Ventusky and tropicaltidbits show it pulling a Matthew
I really don't like this.
Lincoln Gomez
The sun is Still doing its part. Tomorrow night there is a good chance of a moderately strong geo magnetic storm. This will help sustain IRMA and possibly intensify IRMA. JOSE will no doubt intensify.
A G3 class storm will be the strongest yet during the life cycle of these storms. It will be interesting to observe its effect.
Lincoln Perez
I actually did hear that the price of Oranges and Grapefruit is going up because of this.
Connor Murphy
Hey when Jim Cantori Key West?
> mr invincible
Jace Turner
Right cause hurricanes never happened before right?
Jaxon Watson
fuck does a solar storm to do a hurricane
Aaron Edwards
I really hope the shitholes of Cuba, Florida, and Puerto Rico are completely destroyed. Fuck those places, they need to sink into the ocean.
Anthony Jenkins
I have a weird rash on my penis shaft, anyone know what it is? There looks like a small cut and it itches/burns.
I hope its not an std from all of the sex that i have haha
Jacob Lewis
>worrying about a solar storm's effect on a hurricane >at night
Luis Flores
OC >OC OC >OC OC
(not the drawing, the shoop)
Adam Ross
>extreme and sustained warm water temperatures is normal >Cat 5 hurricanes before entering the Gulf is an otherwise probable likelihood you're getting someone to type out your responses, right?
Eli Martin
im interested to here this as well
Checked
Aaron Myers
checked
561 here. not leaving.
Jaxon Watson
Who's the drawing of though? Kinda reminds me of Tomoko, but it's not her, is it?
Blake Walker
We're so dicked.
Connor Phillips
I'm not even a global warming denier. However, when you blame literally every natural disaster on global warming you completely destroy the credibility of people spreading the message. Natural disasters happen with or without global warming. It's called weather.
Colton Wilson
outside of the US it is the only country that has a landmass and isn't fucking haiti.
Also back to normal isn't that high.
Christopher Jones
> Tomoko
winrar
Michael Lee
>Cantore is kill by Irma
It's the weather equivalent of Dale Earnhardt dying in the Daytona 500.
Colton Cruz
Naples here, strapping on.
Brandon Cook
REEEEEEEEEEEE logic
Nathaniel Nelson
Fuck yea irma you fat bitch fuck our shit up
Camden Wood
What should you look for in a safe neighborhood, or what makes a neighborhood more likely to just get fucked?
Easton Campbell
She's almost unrecognizable in that long haircut.
Hunter Green
blatant strawman fallacy. Extremely high water temeratures relative to normal, is not normal.
Nolan Perez
Ft. Myers here I still remember Charlie. If it comes back to that and the fucking ECMWF believe it's going to curve in on us, I am leaving.
What hour are we in? I keep seeing these graphs but without reference to the current hour I don't know what this means.
Lucas Edwards
the watermelons are dead, just like Coco chan
Joshua Collins
If Miami doesn't get leveled by this storm I'm gonna be so disappointed.
Tyler Thompson
If this doesn't jog North like Katrina didn't jog North after passing Miami I am going to be pissed. The scuzzhole that is Tampa is due for a good cleansing.
Ian Morris
Weater stations in the Caribbean are almost uniformly reporting surface sea temperatures right now being between 8-10°F above the average mean for early September. Explain your way around that
Camden Rogers
>There is a chance the hurricane misses Florida entirely YOU STAY THE FUCKING COURSE AND FUCK UP THIS ENTIRE STATE.
Camden Butler
I just woke up... Florida happening looking less and less likely?
Nolan Davis
planning on staying a few houses down from the beach in FL, east coast. i have gas to run my car to charge my phone/laptop, and plan on hunkering down for a few days with no power. any suggestions on things i might need?
Kevin Flores
Sorry Florida but it looks like ur fucked.
Juan Baker
407 here. Worried about a couple massive trees by my house. One was struck by lightning last week and is completely dead. I doubt it will make it with the winds
Brayden King
Palm city here. Gotta clear out my monster ass coconut trees tomorrow
Dylan Mitchell
Won't happen, its going to NC
Joshua Davis
On that chart, we're at about hour 8.5
Logan Cook
Don't listen to anything until Friday. Friday is when we'll know for certain what exactly it is going to do.
Chase Campbell
Anyone found a stream / live cam in codrington / barbuda? Windy.com shows them getting fucked in the next 6-8 hours
Jonathan Martinez
Yes! Yes! Yes! Checked
Christopher Peterson
...
Ethan Scott
RIP bby melons :((
Jace Davis
Inb4 no more Puerto Rico flags for 2 months.
Brayden Foster
Hurricane Irma has become so strong it's showing up on seismometers used to measure earthquakes
Nathaniel Hill
Anyone have a live feed of the weather channel or someone else. All the feeds i find is hours old stuff.
Robert Russell
If this storm doesnt hit us in FL I swear Ill kill it. What caused the trackings to shit hard east?
Brayden Adams
Oi, fuck off. We voted properly. Only places like Orlando and Miami need to be wiped. Well a few more areas could go.
Adrian Myers
727 user here No gas or water to be bought nearby. All stores sold out. Panic is real.
Aiden Hill
Rude! Please send FEMAbucks :3
Kevin Moore
Tropical Tits just posted their daily update video. These are usually very informative:
Lord KEK, we call upon you once more in our hour of need. Your magnificent glory deterred Hurricane Matthew from harming your disciples, wreaking havoc only on those who do not believe.
Once more we ask your blessing. Praise you.
Leo Lewis
so what your saying is extra stronk?
Brandon Peterson
>check local forecasts for tomorroe >85-100mph gusts Wow its fucking nothing.
Evan Bailey
Send FEMAbux and make us the 51st state. My white grandparents fought for this their whole lives, don't let us down.
Adam Jackson
727 here
all water is sold out, bread is gone too, gas stations have lines 10-20 cars long
Aiden Hall
Noooooooooo
Leo Lee
kek has marked Florida as the target, let it happen
Kevin Miller
Maryland had dibs on Irma before Florida fags. Digits and kek redirects for the bay.
Jaxson Watson
Folks are almost beachfront in 386, they will be heading into ga for this storm
Levi Gomez
PR is just gonna get grazed by it, only Cuba will get mauled.
Aiden Carter
nothing expensive there will be destroyed because it didnt exist to begin with.
Luis Rivera
Bizarre radar anomaly 2 days before Harvey landfall indicates mass weather modification took place.
