FLORIDAFAGS REPORT IN

who /comfy/ here

>beer
>Oblivion soundtrack
>FOX on mute on the TV

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Boca Raton reporting.
Pretty comfy desu

Port Richey checking in.
Sitting on a pile of supplies I stockpiled at the beginning of storm season and laughing at the normie cucks fighting over water.

niggers were chimping out at the grocery stores over water meanwhile I went to the liquor store and got all I needed in one place :) (water, alcohol) teetotalers btfo

When is it happening?

This weekend. Gonna be a comfy Saturday.

aaaar shit i have to wait till sunday

BOCA REP

Destin fl, here. Hopefully a direct panhandle hit

I have work so it's hard to get comfy

Naples checking in

More like Sunday afternoon Bro Dogs

I wish we had shit like this here so I could larp as a prepper for a few days to.

Gainesville reporting, gas stations all out of gas here, people acting crazy. I bet it will rain.

I'm actually feeling quite discomforted

Ft Lauderdale checking in. This is all hype. It's going to hurricane Matthew 2.0.
It's going to miss us.
Except the west coast of Florida. They fucked.

what about the dominos pizza hmm?

If it's real it ain't larping. Everyone mock preppers, right up until they wish they were prepared.

>all groceries are all out of food
>the hurricane isnt even coming for like 5 more days

how am i supposed to eat now

P-cola here. Fuck that shit hopefully it banks right.

Go during working hours, they get restocked nearly every day. If you can't find water, buy juice and Gatorade.

the jews must be making a killing

Yup gas shot up 30 cents.

>being an unprepared nigger

>a hurricane 5 days from now
>preparing

im sorry im apparently the only person in this state who's not autistic

100000000000% chance you are a spic or a nigger
>not being prepared for everything

super comfy isgp-studies.com/2011-10-26-first-ever-documents-on-le-cercle-pinay

It is annoying. It's like how in New England when a blizzard is coming everyone runs out and gets bread and milk. And booze.

im probably paler than you

post hand

Key West reporting in.

Ohio reporting in, its rough. My entire neighborhood is gone all i see is darkness in every direction, havent seen another person in days. Send help

Planned to be in destin this Friday-next Wednesday. Think I should still come? Have to cancel hotel by tomorrow..

Have fun when FEMA rounds you all up

nigger still hasn't responded

mfw
>generator starts on first pull after sitting for years
>get the last sheets of 5/8" and 1/2" at busiest Home Depot
>Publix shopping isnt a madhouse in the morning and get everything I needed
>all cars are fully fueled, so is golf cart, 2 x 5 gallon cans
>portable AC unit - comfy master bedroom for a long time - power the ONT and TV as well.
rest of the week is painting window covers and buying tequila.

I have supplies, but all my friends are fucked since there is no water at supermarkets and gasoline stations are closing because they have no gas.

Fuck your Texas for stealing our resources.

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>not having hurricane impact windows and being able to see the carnage safely from your bedroom

6/10 comfy mate, of course we route our generators straight to our AC and refrigeraters, can’t let that delicious steak go to waste.

go back to jew york

stay safe bro

I am ready for the looters.

buying steaks tomorrow from the local distributor (services the local steakhouses). soon as power goes out its steak time. my house is a late 60s mid century - huge display windows, 3 sets of standard sliding glass doors, and a huge custom double pane set - the cost for impact resistant would kill me desu

Why doesn't trump just nuke the hurricane?

>steaks
>not chicken breasts
disgusting

Just moved out of parents place to their condo in New Port Richey 2 months ago, first hurricane here.

Should I be worried about sandbagging doors and boarding up windows? First floor here.

>those nails

I thought you guys had a mandatory evacuation

>florida man confirmed!!

Check your flood zone. With a Cat 5 odds are yes you may want sand bags if the track goes on the west of the state the surge would be horrendous.

noaa.maps.arcgis.com/apps/MapSeries/index.html?appid=d9ed7904dbec441a9c4dd7b277935fad heres the link

im lmao

this pic is old as fuck though

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Yes, you’re going to get fucked by the storm surge.

Check your local forecast, if it’s a fast moving storm you might not even get a foot of rain.

yeah i was thinking salmon too

Whats your beer, wine and spirit situation, anons?

I'm going to head to Total Wine tomorrow, inshallah

>Whats your beer, wine and spirit situation, anons?
we good over here nigga

updated euro model showing miami impact again / east coast. tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=ecmwf®ion=us&pkg=mslp_pcpn_frzn&runtime=2017090600&fh=6&xpos=0&ypos=0

Ybor City here in Trampa. I have doggos. They're all I'm worried about

New Port Richey's borders have a weird shape so it really depends on exactly where you are. Near Starkey you're probably fine. Closer to 19 and you may be in trouble. A lot of neighborhoods that were built in the 2000s have really bad drainage so you might end up trapped inside your neighborhood while the surrounding areas aren't flooded. Especially near Trinity.

What are we drinking lads?

beer, data mining faggot

I got ammo, rum, and a carton of smokes today. Maximum comfy

any insight on this general area?

Low key at a loss for what to do, know where to go to get sandbags but don't have a shovel, so i'll need to borrow one. Also don't have storm shutters, and no idea if i'm even allowed to board up the windows seeing as its a condo with an annoying ass HOA.

Stocked up on Gatorade and refilled water bottles since everywhere was out of water, and got no idea what to do with car.

Being comfy is the 2nd stage next to death. I hate being comfy.

Death is the greatest comfort of all user, you know you long for it.

>Oblivion soundtrack
Solid choice OP, plz no die.

just judging by the amount of lagoons and ponds you have around you if you get any significant water you will be swimming your way around user. my advice would be get the fuck out for a couple days with your most valuable/not waterproof belongings

u l8, im already on this
youtube.com/watch?v=TGXwvLupP5A

How is Big Lenny doing?

probably stole that arm.

Hey I'm actually only a couple of miles from you. Definitely gonna want to sand bag up. 54 and Rowan floods like a bitch. If you're between Trouble Creek and 54 watch out, real bad drainage in those neighborhoods.

And by bad I mean that the parking lot with the Checkers on 54 and Rowan was 3-4 feet underwater when we last had a bad tropical storm. That was probably 4 years back.

Gainesville/Tampa reporting in

good to know. I'm right near 54, and I've been told that my place is at a higher elevation than most of the subdivision, but i'm still just not sure and all. Parents live in Michigan. Worst comes to worst I can probably bang on my upstairs neighbors' doors, but this is all just new to me, so i'm not sure what to expect and how to prepare other than stocking up on food.

Will probably cop a shovel and start moving sandbags in a few hours to blockade front and back doors, but i'm still not sure what to do about the windows.

>drinking Wild Turkey
>watching Apocalypse Now Redux
>posting on Sup Forums
>rain slowly and softly coming down
>Also listening to Catholic Gregorian chant in between scenes of said movie
The sky is the limit bois.

Alachua country here. Cant wait.

>my place is at a higher elevation than most of the subdivision
That's good, sandbags should do you fine then. Just be ready to be stuck in your subdivision for a few days, food, water and all that jazz. Water might get too high near the exits for your car to get out, unless you drive a truck. Good luck though.

Supplies wise you want at least 1 gallon of water per person, toilet paper, a bucket, candles and plenty of food. As in way more than you think you'll need. Canned food goes way faster than you'd think it does. The bucket, of course, is for shitting in if your plumbing gets fucked. If not you can use it to gather non-drinking water for whatever you could need it for. As soon as the storm hits plug the drain of your bath tub and fill it with water. You can never have enough water.

>1 gallon of water per person
per day

yeah, I plan on filling up my tub, already have all of the water bottles in the freezer to keep things cold if power goes out. Water was already sold out when I shopped today, but still have about half a case left, and purchased two 12-packs of gatorade and such.

Food and water should be fine for at least 1-2 weeks, and even if power goes out I should have enough media for a while via car charger.

Electricity and Internet lines are all underground, so here's to hoping they don't go down and I can sit back and binge anime and vidya for a week... and that my car doesn't get assblasted by a tree.

>larp as a prepper
We are not larping dude.

Miami-dade reporting in, planning on getting the fuck out in two days

>Water was already sold out
Go to the soda/juice aisle and get the gallon jugs of Arizona tea. It'll hydrate you the same as water and when the jugs are empty you can fill them with tap water as backups. Every store I've been to has had tons of them because people are so fixated on water. Anyway, good luck man. Stay comfy.

keep us posted anons

Everybody got your looter shooter signs?

Yeah, that was my reasoning with buying the gatorade. Thanks for the advice. Stay comfy.

I don't think smart, landlocked American taxpayers should have to constantly pay reparations to you sea peoples for stupidly living on hurricane prone coastlines.

very true. we should also cut all disaster recovery programs for wildfires, tornadoes, and snowstorms too then, no?

>we should also cut all disaster recovery programs for wildfires, tornadoes, and snowstorms too then, no?
Yes. We should. Especially for snowstorms. It's just some fucking snow, put on a jacket, cancel school, drink some hot cocoa and get over it, faggots.

comfy as fuck in nice cool dry militagan. ready for saturdays show and sundays double feature.

Oblivion as in ElderScrolls 4?

any 407 bros?

Here brother. Altamonte springs reporting

stay safe brother

I actually just moved out of Florida myself. I was Zephyrhills area. It was so fucking nice compared to Chicago but my friends and family are up here and I was lonely.

How hard do you guys think Haiti will get hit?

That thing will barely breathe on us and we will still lose power like we always do in Green Cove