Why are you not on the no fap train?
Ive been chattin up the femal dogs.
Girls laugh and think im quite an owl sound.
BEan reading moar.
Getting hella (sorry christ) gains in the gym
Stop letting porn control you!
The picture will weed out the weak minded
Stop trying to control my semen
What?
> God is omnipotent
Therefore God watches even your most regrettable of faps.
Ha it will be at least a few more weeks before tits alone can get me riled.
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>Why are you not on the no fap train?
I masturbate alot less now however the whole no fap train is gay.
I am not a proud no faper rather this is just my life and i live it day to day. I will not attach myself to the label of no fap even thou i masturbate less and less every month (i don't need to masturbate it just feels good).
your gonna make me f*kken cum
>Girls laugh and think im quite an owl sound.
It makes no sense but I like it.
Why would you post a picture like that user.....
I'm on NO FAP....but you know something? It's already been a week, and I feel no urge anymore.
I have so much more clarity, more focus, more energy. And no bull....girls can sense that I don't fap anymore. They give me slight smiles, and are more attracted to me.
Also I'm more horny IRL, so they can probably sense that.
huge areolas arent attractive.
>nofap thread
>includes porn in op
nice try shlomo
>girls think you are a hoot? wtf?
my god you're lame.
you are the worse example of what nofapping can do to a man, OP
He means "a hoot," as in "they think I'm a hoot"
It's an expression
i've lost like 30lb and have kept it off, been lifting, eating right, feel strong/confident, etc. and fap usually at least once a day. explain this meme to me, friendo
>Bitches Who BE...
What precisely. What stupid code are you trying to imbed?
I feel like op's post has an encoded message in it, probably Russian? Transmitting info back to a listener
this is some mk ultra shit
probably going to be a school shooting tomorrow
screencap this
Bitches who BEG?
It doesn't do anything significant. I've gone a month and weeks many many times on separate occasions.
Shortly after this post he went and fapped.
Faggot.
I don't listen to the advise of people who can't formulate a proper sentence. Fuck off nigger.
Today is day 16 for me on nofap. When I go nofap I don't get any crazy experiences, I just find ordinary women more attractive and I have some more energy.
>hella
GET OUT
Na still here.....fapless.
I have to get up and go to workout tomorrow at 7:00 Am
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dude day 16 here to tfw
>Had my girlfriend move out with me recently. >No-fapped 90 days prior.
>Fucked her good for three straight weeks
>Got bored, wished I hadn't moved her out
>Still look at and check out porn on occasion
>I just watch it and feel bad because if I was single I'd be out fucking hot chicks left and right >Instead I'm cleaning up after an albeit hottie, but princess.
>Basically doesn't generate enough income to pay half the mortgage.
>" Oh but user, I can give you 700 dollars for rent this month, is that okay? "
>" Darling the mortgage is 3500... "
>" Oh well I'll get you a nice sandwich from subway, fling crumbs all over the marble counter tops, and pile the trash so high the lid doesn't close. "
>" Thanks, I'm not hungr- "
>" I spread all my clothes all over this walk-in closet so it's impassable, but you still love me right? Even though you had to move all your clothes into the office closet because I took up all the space. "
>" Yeah thanks, I'm going out to get some whisky. "
>" While you're out I'll throw all my makeup on the ground in the living room even though you bought me a giant armoire and then go out for an hour to work at my shit job where I only make 10 dollars an hour even though I have a BA, and you never finished college.
I keep a loaded gun in my desk in case I ever have to kill myself out of this relationship. Since my parents will never forgive me for breaking up with her, and I'll have to spend even more money shipping her shit back to her house. Someday I just hope something crazy bad will happen to me, and she'll be there sitting by my hospital bed, and I'll tell her that my will only includes my little brothers, and closest friends before asking her to leave to respect the family only rule, so I can live out my last few hours in peace and quiet away from nagging.
true, if you are a fap white knight get the fuck out! cya filthy fucking plebit fagot
Probably because I have a girlfriend whom I fuck quite regularly. Funny thing is she wants it more than me most of the time. I was once married to a frigid cunt of a woman I fucked twice a month at most. Now I'm dating a girl 14 years my junior(I'm 33) that worships my cock and can't get enough. Stop being beta and get a nice white girl to fall in love with you faggot.
Amen my US of Ayyyyy brother. Fuck these wankers indian burning their male chickens every knight while we herd the bitches into our rooms for sex time
>Stop letting porn control you!
I don't need porn to fap.
because i can't get to sleep if i'm too horny
You are a virgin
damn dude, you want me to fuck her so you have a reason to leave her?
Fucking tons of girls is lame? You should have a LGBT flag you fag
>advise
I just started no fap like 2 min. Before i clicked your topic. Im done. Fug.
>I have so much more clarity, more focus, more energy. And no bull....girls can sense that I don't fap anymore. They give me slight smiles, and are more attracted to me.
>Also I'm more horny IRL, so they can probably sense that.
Le women have super powers which they instinctively use to judge the character of men.
No they don't. Women breed with retarded niggers and Arabs all the time. They haven't got the slightest clue what a good mate is.
You can easily lie anything to them and they will believe it.
You have to many intervening variables cause you were a former fattymcgoo. No fap would just be the icing on the cake for your lose skin ass
Why not just hope something happens to her or just break it off?
I'm in my laptop typing this reply. Give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't open a new tab and jerk it to milf porn.
I've never bothered with the nofap meme because I don't jack it that often anyways, but I'm gonna try it out.
You hear it here first anons. Last time I jacked off was like 36 hours ago, let's see how long we can last. Wish me luck.
Oh look at dem tits
September 23
If you were my bro I'd totally run that scam...However she really does love me and is turned off by nearly every other guy I've ever introduced her to. (I've tried to get her off my dick before.) But you know how virgins are, clingy as fuck. Maybe she's bi and doesn't know it? Or perhaps she really is a nice person who's extremely monogamous and I'm just a well off intelligent asshole...
>implying nofap works
I've already done it before and all it did was give me morningwood and lose focus since all I could think about was sex. Plus, it's masochistic and stupid.
i do not fap
i have a gf
and other girls
>female dogs
>owl sound
>hella
jesus fucking christ. he fell for the PUA meme. You're trying way too hard and its embarrassing.
wtfrick man? I said No fap, NOT NO FUCK! Nieger you gay as shit. Fucking is tots alowed
What the hell I don't remember him looking half that jacked in the Mayweather fight.
>No fap
>still post nude images
It's healthier to just continue masturbating but uit porn
break up with the gold digger bitch
she won't be sitting by your hospital bed, she'll be cheating on you with a black dick up her ass
Sorry for having standards family. I've only fucked girls with nice bodies.
Hoping something happens to her is how you get tried for murder, and I don't want her to die she's a genuinely nice person we're just horrible for each other, and she drives me completely insane.
I mentioned why I can't just break it off, did I mention her family has literal mafia ties...I think I may have skipped that part.
You... you okay user?
You're the definition of a cuck.
Why do you care so much about your parents? Poo in the loo?
God damn.
Thanks for the tits.
Saved
I do this shit for fun, you grammar fuck. Why don't you just go suck off your 8th grade English teacher while you think you won an argument based of bashing my use of my allotted characters on Sup Forums? That seems like a fun thing for you
>Implying I would self-pleasure to the sight of a vapid exhibitionist whore
>Implying I would self-pleasure to the sight of any girl that isn't 2D and non-degenerate
I'm not afraid of her cheating there's a kind of interesting family tie between mine and theirs, so it'd be extremely stupid on her part to try anything that dumb. I won't say she's being constantly watched but she's being constantly watched, and her family is much more intolerant of that kind of thing than my own. While my family might berate her through me, her family would probably disown and embarrass her publicly.
>no fap day 2
>angry and belligerent, obsessed with pussy
This is counterproductive
Naw dude im serious, you are either gay or a virgin. Maybe even a gay virgin in denial.
Damn that looks comfy...can't wait to get back to Alaska.
dumbest shit ever
clean the pipes once per day or enjoy really bad relationship decisions and a lack of focus. it is 100% for losers who lack charisma and can't get laid. "oh wow i talked to a fat chick today because i had a weeks worth of cum saved up and found this dog attractive"
hands-down the cringiest shit ever
I dont know what PUA is but im assuming it is something retarded, which is why you know about it.
but she's still feeding off you and isn't providing equal value to the relationship
you'll have to confront her on this or it's only gonna get worse
Pro-tip: wearing diapers can help with no fap
>do no fap for a month
>by the end of it even the slightest provocation gets me to full mast stupid fast
>erections are huge, almost painfully so
>finally end my streak by edging for several hours
>precum leaking like a faucet
>when I finally blow it shoots straight up into the ceiling with enough force to make a sound
several full force shots and what must have been 15 lesser shots and dribbles later there's cum everywhere
>I'm still hard
>go a second time and cum almost as hard as the first
>cleanup is an ordeal
>totally spent
fucking worth it
>google 'huge areolas'
>99% of them are fat and ugly
nah my dude, you might be gay or a virgin.
Interesting, I don't recall that being the definition but I guess the lefties could have changed it on me again, lemme check.
They made me who I am today, the only reason I am where I am, and am as successful as I am is because of their guidance and parenting. In my family the worst thing that I can possibly imagine is disappointing my parents.
I've done some talking to her, and she's "trying" her best, but I guess really sitting her down for an intense discussion would be the best way to get it through to her. However with her status, and her mind I don't think it would be easy for her to attain any meaningful amount of income after just getting here a few months ago. So I've been patiently waiting and urging her on with positive reinforcement I guess we'll see how it goes.
holy shit youre a cuck
$3500 that better be fuckin 15yr mortgage
You're some kind of Asian though right?
He has to be a guinea not an Asian
kek when a woman says she's trying her best she's a confirmed lying lazy slob
do you think she would treat you the same way you did if she was in your place? do you think any girl would?
>Interesting, I don't recall that being the definition but I guess the lefties could have changed it on me again, lemme check.
Nice. I love the automatic deflection. You've told me all I need to know about you.
Everyone else thinks you're a spineless fag, fag. See:
Time to bring out your gay little revolver and do yourself in like you should have a while ago if you had any self-respect.
>she
The tits don't look real not even like real woman's tits with implants on them
Is true
My dick grew 3 inches in 90 days then every female looks at me like food and wants to smash. I also get job offers from complete strangers on a daily basis, i put on 35kg of muscles and didnt even go gym. Also im now a multi millionair, a movie and rock star. I just bought my 2nd lambo and spent the last 3 months in the Mediterranean
THANKS NO FAP
why you assuming im gay user?
just helping you stop being a cuck who's getting used by his gf
tfw never got to experience teenage tits
> if you are a fap white knight
what
>nofap
>looking at porn
You're doing it wrong.
>that reading comprehension
Oh, Kekistanis.
>no fap for ~3 weeks
>only no porn for 1 week
I'm starting to see how porn itself is an addiction. I didn't even want to fap a whole hell of a lot. It's almost like I got my 'fill' just by watching porn.
Isn't it supposed to be bad to never fap though? Like isn't it bad for your prostate? Cut porn out entirely, but shouldn't you jack it like once every couple weeks or so?
Probably should sell anyway before the bubble bursts. Don't you worry your head about my financials, it's under control.
Norwegian actually.
>Telling someone to kill themselves over the internet to a person who, owns a weapon specifically for this purpose.
I mean I know you want me dead, but man cool off, I am fully capable of choosing the time and place of my death.
If I take Super Male Vitality while on No Fap would it help me achieve this and more?
Sign me up!
I dont even enjoy fapping or trying to court women anymore. I mainly just hit the gym and read books these days and actually have fun with it.
Is there something wrong with me?
Is that supposed to be me? KEK
If you only knew...
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Your girlfriend can be trained. That sounds bad but seriously, just ask her to do a few small tasks and reward her when she does. You train people the same way you train a child, you want your kid to set the table? Start them off just putting forks on the table for you. Ask her to just do one thing, like clean the bench, while you clean something else up. When she's done give her a kiss and a hug and say thank you and just build it up slowly. Soon she'll do it on her own, and it'll become a habit. The finance stuff is a little more difficult, but try showing her some better paying jobs she could apply for with her BA. You have a clearly monogamous girl who was a virgin when you met her, thats rare. You can iron out the annoying personality kinks.
Watch jordon petersons videos on relationships because he has some damn good advice for training your spouse.
Yeah I just moved in with my gf and I still use every moment I have alone to look at porn and fap to it. I never realized I was this addicted. I prefer it to sex.
Did you not fap so long that it gave you a stroke?
Ugly tits, girl looks retarded 0/10
>but shouldn't you jack it like once every couple weeks or so?
You should jack it however much you see fit.
With the minimum being like once a week and the max being 5 times a week.
If you're going to use porn, it should be an occasional thing and only POV or solo vanilla.
You should watch the movie Don Jon. It touches on this subject nicely and also touches on the fact that porn to men is the equivalent of romance movies to women.
>He likes small man-like areolas
Large, puffy areolas (on slim women) are patrician tier. Sorry, bud.
They are glorious. It takes mental strength to resist them.
I would be your friend. That's me in a nutshell, train mind and body. I gave up on thotties after my POS ex emotionally rekt me. I should thank her sometime especially after seeing she's gotten a divorce and works some shit job at Home Depot while I'm making gains and feeding brainz.