What's the deal with Jew shots

My workplace requires me to get a flu shot every year, despite the fact that I've never had the flu. And this is legal.

They advertise this shit everywhere. Is it some kind of mind control virus? Will my kids be autistic? And how can I convince my employer that I got one, while not actually getting one.

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You don't need them.

$$$$$$$$ their second cousin owns the clinic

> Is it some kind of mind control virus?
Oh yes
>Will my kids be autistic?
Definetely

SAGE

I felt light-headed after I got mine. And suddenly had the urge to try on women's clothes when I got home. Something is up

If you work in medical, I advice you get out of that.

I would try to use religion as an excuse to not get the shots. It worked for me during my school years, but maybe not in work.

I assume you're working for a private entity. You agree to enter an employment contract that includes receiving a flu shot. No one is putting a gun to your head forcing you to work for this company.

ok fuck you sage

I was thinking you could get a pump and suck out most of the vaccine after they give it

No, but I'm pretty sure medical experimentation on employees has to be illegal somehow