/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - SURFS UP, DUDES EDITION

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Barbuda took first direct hit. No contact has been made with the island since.
>Virgin Islands currently being hit; rain started in Puerto Rico
>Reconnaissance at 4:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are running out of food, water, and gas

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=S0QjYDdmXZE

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/


JEFF'S PERISCOPE & TWITTER
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pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski

COMFY CARIBBEAN RADIO STATION
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streema.com/radios/play/9858

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2CzQclKQc
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
jamaicaobserver.com/latestnews/_Irma_has_caused_major_damage_on_Cbean_islands_?profile=1228
youtube.com/watch?v=jXcyJ6OpjGg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culebra_Island_giant_anole
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Someone was dancing, right corner of this stream;
youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2CzQclKQc

Come join the comfy.

Anything out of Barbuda yet?

How fucked is florida

So if my place is destroyed, would some US user please adopt me? I'm extremely clean and can do butler duties.

>Irma is the strongest huri-

If it takes a hit? pretty fucked. still too far out to lock that down.

Too early to tell, but you should probably make peace with kek.

How's your boi pussy looking?

sure user, come live with me in New York

How do you look in a maid frock?

SHE IS GETTING STRONGER
I PRAISE SO SHE WILL WASH MIAMI FROM THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH

Join this stream for dancing camera user and bins!

youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2CzQclKQc

Quick rundown please

...

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Sodomites be purged!

This isn't even her final form

She will be remarkable, no matter what happens.

Stop posting in this thread for now

Just keep it bumped to not waste the bread

Has anyone managed to fly over to Barbuda? Any pics?

supposedly pending. the PM is helicoptering out soon

Pretty awful, I'd never make it as a trap. I'm definitely a top. But I'd sure as hell make a damn fine butler.

New York is nice!

Classes cancelled Thursday and Friday for me yessssss

Bins are getting wet.

11 AM CONE

Will this even be that big when it hits Florida? It's going to lose alot of energy of Puerto Rico..

it's killing some islands and models still aren't sure where its going after that

Why wont these people just fill empty jugs of tap water?

What if the hurricane Irma combined with Hurricane Jose? Do they make a super hurricane?

LATEST RADAR FROM PR

LIVESTREAM / GOOD WEBCAM OF THE NEXT PLACE GETTING POINT BLANK HIT FROM IRMA?

PREFERRABLY ONE LOOKING OVER THE COAST AND HORIZON.

>be in florida
>/prepared/ but /noguns/
can't wait to survive the hurricane only for the looters to come

Underage b&

941 here, you guys do anything for irma yet? Full tank of gas in my car, an extra flat of water and ready to get the shutters up. Not fuckin' leaving

Almost there and it still has opportunity to strengthen later

>Irma sucks up tons of spicy dishes in Peurto Rico and develops into a 850 mb cyclone with 240 mph sustained winds

At my college.....

>yfw direct hit on Miami

jamaicaobserver.com/latestnews/_Irma_has_caused_major_damage_on_Cbean_islands_?profile=1228
>French Interior Minister Gerard Collomb also said that government buildings on the island of Saint Martin — the most sturdy built there — had been destroyed. "We know that the four most solid buildings on the island have been destroyed which means that more rustic structures have probably been completely or partially destroyed," he told reporters. The French government had previously sounded the alarm over thousands of people who had refused to seek shelter on St Barts as well as Saint Martin, an island divided between France and the Netherlands. The population on the French side of the island of Saint Martin is around 40,000, with around the same number estimated to live on the Dutch-administered side.

Thats not how hurricanes work. When it island good, the warm waters between them allow it to regain strength. The gap between Cuba and Florida is enough for it to rebuild from a high cat 4 to a cat 5

That M right next to Miami is worrying

Should I be worried?

Irma gets BEAN'ED

St. Thomas is next on the hitlist. Any streams?

Fuck off tinfoil niggers. Sandy Hook wasnt an inside job and hurricanes are real.

time to watch hurricane irma (((mysteriously))) miss south florida

>tfw safe from the hurricane but still have to go to class
ITS NOT FAIR BROS

the fuck
my uni still hasn't cancelled anything

Houstonfag here. If this thing comes into the gulf, I am just going to snap.

>But I'd sure as hell make a damn fine butler.
On that alone, I wish I could hire ya, m8.

mfw

SHIIIIET nigga, Culebra will be wiped out, PR bros.
BTW I have an immense respect of Ada Monzon.

what are the best streams lads?

Dead spics and Jews? Yes please.

These threads were better when they were on Sup Forums. Too many category 5 newfags on the board. The production value is great, though. Keep up the great work, Sup Forums.

>Hurricane "Labor Day"

Communism kills, kids.

PR won't do too much to it. Cuba could drain a ton of energy since it's more mountainous. We really just have to wait and see.

If Irma totally unloads on PR/Cuba, Florida is pretty safe. If Irma jumps the gap and sucks up that warm gulf water, Florida could get rekt.

Looks like some upstanding citizens of Florida will be getting their first bath in years.

Looks like they were wrong; PR is going to take a side-on hit. Good luck PRbros.

>220mp/h gusts.
Fun!

Orlando reporting in, am I fucked? Will they close Disney for a day?

My university canceled classes starting today as most students need to pack up to head back up to the Northeast.

how long till despacito puerto rico gets hit?

727 bros where we at
Dodged another hurricane

Various streams from the area that's about to get hit.
Get comfy.

youtube.com/watch?v=jXcyJ6OpjGg

The eye is literally going to pass over Richard Branson's Necker island in the next hour. He's there (+guests) hiding out in a wine cellar. Storm surge 11ft + winds 150+ mph.

I've got an empty rental house in KS, $550/ month all utilities but telecom included.

>youtube.com/watch?v=jXcyJ6OpjGg
>youtube.com/watch?v=jXcyJ6OpjGg
>youtube.com/watch?v=jXcyJ6OpjGg

I'm NE Orlando.. can't decide what to do

sensibly chuckled

we forgot the lessons your people taught us

Mfw

No, only the Florida coasts are getting hit. Mainly Miami and Tampa.

>tfw even the virgin islands currently getting fucked by irma
>still no GF

So Puerto Rico will not weaken the hurricane, because it wont go directly over it?

Will Irma now dodge Cuba too?


What happens if it doesn't hit anything before U.S. coast?

Hey watch it buddy

Cubans are based

The hysteria has already spread to North Carolina. Gas has gone up 60 cents in 4 days, grocery stores are wiped clean of bread and water. Please Irma destroy the liberals in my state.

Orlando here too. LAKE NONA YEEEAH. Venturing out soon for stuff. Backpacking it and taking my daughter in a stroller so people will have mercy on my soul.

Aw man I've been on that island. Too bad. RIP in piece

Death.

If it keeps heading east we're good.

Why the fuck didn't he leave? He had like a weeks heads up, and a private plane.

cat 5 annihilation of miami, the ocean will reclaim south florida

>tampa
what are you smoking
models say east side path

Ah I see. Fair, I guess the next two days will decide it

Ay caramba!

Welp, my grandparents said they would rather die in their home than on the road and my mother feels like she has an obligation to stay since she is a doctor. I can't just leave them as the last male in my family. Maybe if I live long enough I can hunt looters or grow gills. Pic is where I live, 5 blocks from the river too.

Fixing to get one of the biggest fidget spinners in history dropped on his doorstep.

Godspeed OP

PR is looking to take a hit. PR also isn't large enough a speed bump to noticeably impinge on the storm's strength. Observe my pic. It's going to have all that hot ocean to suck energy from as it clears PR.

Your grandparents sound like retarded boomers

It would hit Mainland US at literally full power.

>Passing over all islands destroying them
>Hit Miami at full power

So hard to choose.

>LIve in Charlotte
>Flight to Japan in 12 days
Hopefully this won't mess the timing up that much

t. retard who doesn't understand the difference between hurricane strength and strength of hurricanes that have actually hit something

It almost makes me think of ricans as people :/

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culebra_Island_giant_anole
Press F for the giant anole, if there's still some lizards on that island after all this time they're going extinct after this

Acception noted. I mean non-Cubans.

There's no reason to die with them, if it comes to that. You are their genetic lineage and should evacuate even if they refuse to.

Upstate NY is nice

rich people dont ded in storms user. Be an experience, on an island in the middle Irmie Eye in full flow. Doubt you'd see much from the safety of the wine cellar tho.