>Royal Baby: Duchess of Cambridge dey expect third child
bbc.com
>Serena Williams don born her first pickin
bbc.com
>Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am
bbc.com
>Boko Haram: UK don train 28,000 Nigerian soldiers - Boris Johnson
bbc.com
>Azerbaijan 'operate secret illegal £3bn account'
bbc.com
>Hurricane Harvey: 'US need $7.8bn'
bbc.com
>People wey dey enter UK don reduce
bbc.com
>CHAN: CAF don cancel Kenya ptg visit
bbc.com
that house is horrifically ugly fuck off
Consider suicide you Transparent Globalist shill
>Living in Britain
>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished afrikamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, British things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen
This is Norman territory.
>Post yfw you probably wont have a cute redpilled gf and live in Poundbury aka the coziest town in Britain
>Why cant all towns be built like this
THIS TOWN WAS RECENTLY BUILT
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Begone thot
I beg to differ.
yeah haha
>ol' London Lollipop
kek
Every town needs to be Poundbury
Can I get a quick rundown on Deano?
Holy fuck I hope those doors are huge or they are expecting people to live in mismatched kennels.
>people should have the right to gay marriage and abortion
Into the trash
boo
They're literally rabbit hutches and they have no character.
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What's wrong is that ethnics&immigrants are the only people moving into them.
Huh, you've really done your research. I don't know much about my family tree that far back, unfortunately, but I might do the research one day. It would be interesting.
It's easier to trace ancestry and find out specific details for Noblemen as it's more detailed than the average commoners records. At least that's what I'd presume. Researching your family lineage is very interesting, I'd like to do it for my Maternal line.
i'll duff you up honk
Moggy about to get chewed up in the media lads
>terraces less than 3 storeys tall
Just stop. God help British housing.
Why are working class people so chippy? People in this country hate success I swear.
It's not a surprise having seen what successful people have done to the country for the past 50 years
Hi lads,
I'm making a Brit/pol tier newspaper - any suggestions for the name?
twitter.com
>To be honest, even my most pessimistic view of what was going to happen here has been far exceeded by truth and reality. I think we're in a very bad place. I think we're in for decades, now, of a very difficult and literally bloody fight, and I believe we've brought it all upon ourselves.
Who else is cautiously optimistic about these leaked immigration documents?
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I-is that a rare Nige?
Just had a smoothie consisting of:
100g of raspberries
100g of pomegranate seeds
200g of watermelon
200g of milk
1 banana
100g of blackberries
I've gotten a very mild high in my shoulders and feet. Maybe healthy eating isn't a meme after all.
>Nobody bothers cleaning their roof.
That's England alright.
Yeah dude I trust Tories 100% on immigration.
No way those leaked documents were leaked on purpose to win back gullible voters.
Apparently it's Read A Book day. What is everyone reading? Pic related.
Native times
>cleaning your roof
>Less immigration from the EU
Means nothing to me. It's third world immigration I care about the most.
Like what? We don't drink ourselves into a stupor every weekend, take out loans that can't be repaid and most of all demand gibs from the system only to contribute sweet fuck all in return.
Pretty sure that's just the sugar mate. There is eating healthy and then there is eating so much fruit you get a sugar rush.
Thank you for the suggestion, user.
Tonight at Bong
The Briton
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GLOBAL
The missing Bong would be a better name nowadays. Would make a better detective novel title though.
meant for
Nothing at the moment. I am going to order a few books from Amazon though, in an effort to build up a small library.
Shit it already exists, some fucking indians bought it.
Lads I am fucking dreading uni what do I do
I do that every month. Rarely actually read them.
Only if you haven't been dutifully saving them.
readgin a page or two of Tower of the Swalloe whenever I go for a dump. Unless lewd comics count
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Drop out and get an apprenticeship or a job. Experience is worth a million times a university degree unless you have a very specific career in mind (such as doctor).
Knowledge is everything my friend. Start with some solid foundations, work your way up to more in depth books once you've gotten the basics. Any specific types of books you're interested in? Economics, History, Philosophy?
I can perhaps link a few related suggestions I've saved from fellows over time.
IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD WHEN ALL ABOUT YOU ARE LOSING THEIRS AND BLAMING IT ON YOU
IF YOU CAN TRUST YOURSELF WHEN ALL MEN DOUBT YOU, BUT MAKE ALLOWANCE FOR THEIR DOUBTING TOO
I have been a little remiss with my Nige collection desu
They will do more than labour would do.
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somehow this headline sounds more ominous in pidgin
>only got 4 cans of monster left for the weekend
first mogg getting bullied, now this.
punch the biggest guy you see on your first day and post your political beliefs on facebook
Bong with the wind
Never seen this one before funny enough. Or I have and I just can't quite recall when.
>only reads when he's on the toilet
You mean they'd take in more people? Yeah I agree. Tories have taken immigration to record highs.
Tories are the business party, and business wants open borders. That's why it's so high.
Big business would probably have less say in things if Labour were in power, so immigration would probably go down a bit.
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As someone that battled through Uni with anxiety issues. Drop out and get psychiatric help, uni will be a lot better once your anxiety is treated.
Thanks for your purchase.
>We
Delusion
It's how I got through 40 years of various comics in a year
What do we do about the Hapa problem
Memes aside it could taste good
You know, you could have read something enlightening. I hope those comics were worth it.
That's not even the problem. Im not even staying there just going on the train everyday. Its how hard the course is going to be. Just learned from someone who did it that its 30 hours a week and really hard. Mechanical engineering btw
What did Liz mean by this?
Hump me, fuck me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves to deep throat
Lick, lick, lick, lick
I want to eat yo' dick
But I can't fuck up my nails
So imma pick it up with chopsticks
OIII WAHEYYY OIIII OII WAHEEYYYY OII WAHEEEY OIII BANTS
just fucking nuke us
Leave asian women alone no matter how sexy, small, gentle, kind, caring, yielding, chaste, modest, soft and loving they may be. Asian men are for asian women. Leave them alone whitu piguuu..
>he fell for the monkey attitude meme
>2017.
>Still building red brick houses.
British houses are so damn ugly.
fuck off mate judge dredd is a classic
Well if you see the amount of shit that piles in from Romania and such in London you might just change your mind on that. Unskilled mass immigration is BAD regardless of what shit hole they crawl out from.
In places with heavy polish/litho/romanian immigration for its population (eg. boston, lincohln and reading) are you going to end up with some hybrid accent that kids will have like how in london cockney+jamacians made the horrible "jafacian" accent
I like how Judge Dredd was meant to be an over the top satire of authoritarian conservatives, but as I get older I find myself increasingly agreeing with his outlook and ways of addressing issues.
Hapa children are subhuman
>mentally ill
>look like turds
>school shooters
>trying to be white and asian
>manlets, disgusting
Also stop being a beta and believing the chink lies
I think it might too kek - not bad for a quid too.
I will probably read just about anything but books relating to History, Politics and Religion are especially interesting to me.
Nice, as a Brit I can confirm this is pretty accurate.
>its 30 hours a week
Get a job.
>tfw contracted to build newbuilds
Theres even more of them to come you smelly flat renters and chink investers
I know you're reading this MI5. Maybe you should use your time to find and put paki rapists in jail rather than le ebul nazis who haven't even committed any crimes, you fucking faggots.
feather headdress indians or bindi indians?
See you in a bit.
>Im not even staying there just going on the train everyday.
That is exactly what I did, it was a mistake and I missed out on most of the social side.
Same with Voice of London
Ahhh yes I agree hapa are very subhuman. Like school shooter elliot rodger. Sorry for misunderstanding.
Ones that got shot by cowboys