HAPPENING

Pharma bro got HRC's hair sample!

*commits Sudoku by hanging self and shooting back of head 5 times*

wow guys he is trolling the shit out of you retards.... this is awesome!

What is his endgame?

JP = skippy?!

>JP

What a complete faggot you are

Give me one good reason why he would be behind this?

Just kidding, it's not like he would put his initials if it was him either.

sage all replies... stop falling for the easy bait

Bump

Even if he IS trolling. What is the end game? To get us to fall for it? People have died because of Clinton for less....so the joke/troll nonsense doesn't cut it for me.

MS here. This will be my only post. This is no LARP. I have legitimate connections to expensive labs, and have spent my own money on the best private detectives. Enjoy the ride, boys!

>What is the end game? To get us to fall for it?
>us
his end game is to have fun at the expense of morons like >(you)

What are you looking to find?

Can someone tell the story? What is he trying to prove with dna?

what's the point of having hillary's hair?
what am I missing
quick rundown

First day on Sup Forums huh?

Reptilian DNA

Here's to hoping that Shkreli won't "kill himself with two gun shots in the back of his head" in the near future.

He's going to proof once and for all that she isn't human.

Stop LARPing with this no good schemer

I only come here when I'm shitting so I'm happy I won't be sticking around to see how this ends. Will check in tomorrow, if it's worth talking about, it will be here

>JP
Just Pranks

You dont even know what that means.

He's going to prove once and for all that Hillary is half reptilian. This will finally make him an real hero

Didn't that "storage device" he had turn out to be an old bluetooth card or something? He's just trolling. Also I thought he was going to prison. What happened with that?

>from JP
/ourguy/

I don't know, but I assume you can detect drugs in hair. She looks like a drunk to me, though. Maybe he can find traces of coke. She is retarded, so I'm not sure what any finding will reveal if she is hated by the majority of the population. Just let her run again, she will lose to a cat with a landslide.

He's going to use it for a Polyjuice Potion.

Wow, I can't use any other analogy for modern socio-political commentary but the children's book.

do you know what this guy is like, at all?

Voodoo incoming.

what the fuck is this? did he lose him marbles?

>trusting the pharma jew
not even once

Inb4 he establishes contact with the reptilian overlords

the note isn't from JP, the hair sample is

JP's hair not HRC

Hope he checks it for deseases. She seems to have some health problems. Would be nice to know she's terminal

Once he inflates the price of anti virals 10x you will regret going to that POZ party faggot.

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He has his goons watching his back

i thought this too haha

Imagine depending on pharma just to avoid a horrible death. You would be their slave. No doubt pharma has fostered the poz subculture. I've seen their ads, they make being poz look fine.

Didnt this faggot promise the wu tang clan album during the election like how Dotcom promised proof Seth Rich leaked the dem info. Both are just attention whores. Shkreli is fun to watch but dont let him fuck us over as he has done to literally every group he has worked with.

women are always adding extensions and wearing wigs and crap...

/ourguy/ Jordan Peterson was on the case all along.

my dude,
Are you interested in funding a movie about yourself?
>my team will work on it during your sentence.
>general bio,with the trial as the main conflict,your release would be the finale.

Could be fun broski

Thought the same

it all makes sense now

Bump

what a weird, sad shilling attempt

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>he rushes to the lab with the tube of hair samples
>scientists all gathered around the microscope
>they gasp
>there's writing on them??
>wtf
>zoom in closer
>it's a rebuttal of post-modernism and cultural marxism written in 20 microns

Fuck off hillbot

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What did he mean by this?
I'm sure the skin she wears is a complex organic cover but perhaps they will find an anomaly.

Why does he have her hair?

I know the basics/pg8 but whats this for?

nice

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My cousin lives in DC and his best friend's dad works for the FBI. I can assure you that this is real and Mueller is freaking out.

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You shan't tell others to sage.

No. We see this through.

wait, am i in a happening thread?

Maybe. But probably not.

gullible faggots are ridiculous
shkreli said it was a joke, a prank
still, conspiracy tards still belive it

>What is his endgame?

He's going to clone her and then molest his creation

since when?
>you unhelpful faggot

Ok faggot. When?

My cousin died in Sandy hook and my Dad works for nintendo

SAGE. I thought he got into some shit he shouldn't have and everything was being sent on a plane to England last Friday at 11am?

Why would anyone give a shit about her DNA? Is it not human or something? Didn't he already post some of it on Twitter or some shit? What's the point of it all other than attention?

I dont know but these nwo globalist types are vey paranoid about dna sequencing. they literally shit into bags. the clintons and the bushes do it. they really dont want people to know their dna contents.

You're welcome, you jew mudderfucker

It's true. I remember people trying to get a DNA sample from Obongo and finding it basically impossible to get.

That said, I don't really give a shit about Hilldog's DNA. What I want to see is Obama's and Chelsea Clinton's DNA. I don't think Barry Sr. and Bill are their fathers, respectively, and that would come out in the DNA tests.