We have a Carrington even on our hands, guys. Not a drill.
CORONAL MASS EJECTION NOW SHOWING
Ryder Butler
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Jeremiah Jones
Proof?
Jace Hernandez
Forgot link. Kind of freaking out.
Xavier Myers
My internet is slow
Joshua Miller
... Will I still be able to order Amazon prime now tendies?
Lucas Jones
Yeah, no. Nowhere near the required CME size needed for a Carrington. At the most, a few solid state shortwaves on randomwires that aren't properly grounded are going to fry.
Henry Morris
Doomsday porn. Come on now
Owen Wood
So literally nothing is happening?
My tendies are safe.
Colton Hill
>Coronal mass ejection
>Hurricane Irma
>Hurricane Harvey
>Tropical Storm Jose behind Irma
>Solar eclipse
>North Korea escalating
>Trump saying this is a big week
>Yellowstone due for a big eruption
>Andreas fault due for a big earthquake
>Approaching September 23
It's fucking happening isn't it
Jaxson Bell
Its time to take the christian pill user
Oliver Jones
Respectfully, you are wrong. This is a MASSIVE CME. The x10 flare alone spells trouble. This cubes it.
Dylan Davis
Why do you say that? And why aren't we getting warning about it if it's a big event?
Gabriel Adams
Nothing burger
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Jace Murphy
I'm not into shitty larps that much, what's in the menu for September 23?
Adrian Kelly
>GEOMAGNETIC STORM WATCH (G3-CLASS): A CME hurled toward Earth by sunspot AR2673 on Sept.4th is due to arrive later today. NOAA forecasters say the CME's impact could spark moderately-strong G2-class geomagnetic storms with isolated periods of strong G3-class storming on Sept. 6th and 7th. High-latitude sky watchers should be alert for auroras in bright moonlight. Free: Aurora Alerts
>MAJOR X-CLASS SOLAR FLARE: On Sept. 6th at 1202 UT, sunspot AR2673 unleashed a major X9.3-class solar flare--the strongest solar flare in more than a decade. X-rays and UV radiation from the blast ionized the top of Earth's atmosphere, causing a strong shortwave radio blackout over Europe, Africa and the Atlantic Ocean (blackout map). The explosion also likely produced a CME, although coronagraph images are not yet available to confirm this possibility. Please stay tuned for updates about this event.
not that big of a deal
James Walker
Happens multiply times every solar min/max. Nothing to write home about
Bentley Cooper
I already have :^)
Here's a pic. We were all laughing about yet another bs doomsday prediction. Now we aren't laughing.
Jason Perez
It's time
John Watson
>If we are picky we must say that the cloud of solar plasma isn't perfectly earth-directed as the bulk does seem to head a bit to the south-west but we are confident that we are going to see a solid impact at Earth. Even the low-energy protons as measured by ACE EPAM show a distinct increase which is an excellent sign that a big cloud of solar plasma is on it's way to Earth.
Factoring in the launch speed of this plasma cloud along with the ambient solar wind speeds at Earth at the moment we think that the plasma cloud could arrive at Earth tomorrow (6 September) in the afternoon, UTC time of course. An impact time around 16:00 UTC with a plus/minus of 6 hours seems very reasonable.
Solar wind speeds at Earth close to 700km/s seem to be a real possibility and if the plasma cloud consists of a strong southward pointing interplanetary magnetic field (Bz) we are looking at good possibilities for a moderate G2 geomagnetic storm to develop, possibly even reaching the strong G3 level.
Easton Cox
And please explain to a retard what any of this means? What will a geomagnetic storm even do?
Liam Jones
more info about g3 storms
>G1 STORM OVERVIEW
G1 storms occur approximately 1700 times per 11 years (1 solar cycle);
These storms can cause weak power grid fluctuations;
Minor impact on satellite operations is possible;
These storms can have an affect on migratory animals in northern regions.
>G2 (Moderate) Geomagnetic Storm
When the Kp-index measures Kp=6, a G2 (Moderate) geomagnetic storm is in effect.
G2 STORM OVERVIEW
G2 storms occur approximately 600 times per 11 years (1 solar cycle);
High-latitude power systems may experience voltage alarms;
Long-duration storms may cause transformer damage at high latitudes;
Corrective actions may be required for spacecraft orientation;
>G3 (Strong) Geomagnetic Storm
When the Kp-index measures Kp=7, a G3 (Strong) geomagnetic storm is in effect.
G3 STORM OVERVIEW
G3 storms occur approximately 200 times per 11 years (1 solar cycle);
Power systems may experience voltage alarms and require corrections;
Corrective actions may be required for spacecraft orientation;
Low-frequency radio navigation problems may occur.
Asher Morgan
Doesn't change the happening so why should i do that?
David Davis
I just hope I get to see some Aurora borealis tonight
James Cook
Wouldn't sealing electronics in plastic shield them?
Chase Roberts
we're at g2- g3. magnetic storms are not threatening to humans due to earth's magnetic field. they show up as auroras. Most radiation , which is threatening, doesn't pass the ozone layer. We're ok.
Brayden Anderson
The explosion also likely produced a CME, although coronagraph images are not yet available to confirm this possibility. Please stay tuned for updates about this event.
>stay tuned
>event
>stay
>tuned
Xavier Powell
Basically all our transformers blow out and we're without power for decades, if not forever.
Leo Nelson
If we're lucky we might get some aurora's in the northern half of the US... that's about it.
Ethan Kelly
A true dark age then?
Ryder King
Why can't we just build more?
Matthew Adams
Have fun doing that without power
Isaac Edwards
emp
Samuel Long
>implying there aren't spares of everything somewhere
Ian Brown
We can but it will take ages
Levi Sullivan
>Turn off all electronic equipment before EMP hits
>Shield it all with more conductive material
U WOT M8?
U FUCKING WOT M8? Fucking fix it scientists, you've had 1.9 trillion years to fix your shit, now fucking fix it. NO MORE TIME ALLOWED!
Liam Bell
well hopefully those spares are in faraday cages or else they are done for also
Jason Ramirez
There are not enough spares to replace every single transformer on half of the planet
Carson Evans
That's what I was looking for, just line all your electronic equipment with duck tape.
Problem solved.
Carter Robinson
Companies are more into the latest phone and vehicle technology instead of defending the very planet that they live on. Sad.
Jayden Moore
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Cooper Young
We should build a giant Faraday cage around Canada and make CANADA pay for it.
Jaxson Powell
I need to poop
Luke Green
We have very few spares and need to replace tens of thousands of them, and we can only make a few dozen a year. And also, no power.
In most places. I imagine a couple cities might become walled-off dystopias where power is still on, but its otherwise a hellhole to live in.
Gavin Parker
Earthquake or EMP imminent? Jose supercharged? Just saw on Irma general that there is ANOTHER one behind Jose...
Give us your thoughts, Spainbro.
Kayden Parker
What about a giant Earth rod? We could stick it in Canada's poop hole.
Joseph Edwards
>one single spare outside of where the storm hits
>use that to get power to a factory
>repair the rest of the shit
Easton Gonzalez
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Don't worry guys, we'll be fine.
Liam James
christard prophecy. You can safely disregard.
Juan Russell
That looks bad. What does this mean hear on earth and when will the fireworks start?
Nolan Moore
God is punishing us for lifting false idols (kek) and the church for getting in bed with the beast (trump)
Brandon Green
A pretty light show in North Canada, Norway, Iceland, Finland etc etc.
Although you're all failures, there's no solutions being proposed, just doom and gloom. I'll be lining my house with aluminium foil and duck tape. Have fun with your dark ages.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thomas Thomas
Microwave
Levi Hernandez
what does this mean
Blake Peterson
we gonna die nigga, that's what this means
Hudson Carter
Absolutely nothing.
Juan Taylor
Please Kek, fry all the computers in the world for a few months!
Anthony Baker
Prepare yourself for a gigantic earthquake, possibly japan again.
Eli Phillips
Poor Japan.. Not had much luck as a country have they?
Mason Sanchez
>for a few months
It'll be forever, user.
Levi Gray
A few decades please. It will be the cleansing this planet needs and put humanity back on the right track.
Nathan Diaz
I'm thinking PNW. They are overdue. 9.2+ minimum.
Grayson Martinez
>New dark ages
>Europe descends into full crusade mode
Caleb Jenkins
That could be fun.
Joseph Harris
Super hurricanes and super solar flares. Wow, now don't you all regret abandoning the rest of the world in stopping climate change? You people aren't smart, you only won because you got lucky.
Joshua Campbell
DAMN YOU SUN!
STOP FARTING!
Hudson Wright
if you think you can stop climate change you are retarded
Isaac Gonzalez
I really want to stress the importance of shielding your small electronics during the CME impact. The cheapest and easiest method is placing devices into your microwave oven and setting the power to low. The impact only lasts about 3 minutes. Be on the safe side and set it for 5. You're welcome
Ayden Edwards
I hope motorcycles still work. We could have motorcycle knights with ww1 gear
Brayden Nguyen
>stopping climate change stops the sun
Camden Edwards
Canadian logic kek
Jonathan Baker
Climate change can't effect the sun you mongoloid.
Jeremiah Richardson
I wonder if this is why Richard Branson is staying on his island at all costs.
Eli Fisher
Stop linkin Dutch. He's hoarding so many chromosomes, it not even funny
Kayden Anderson
GET READY TO LOOT MY KANGZ
Andrew Lopez
you retards said shit was gonna go down last September and the year before that
except that time it was supposed to be some huge jewish ruse with the stock market
Blake Turner
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Cameron Harris
>Society completely collapses
>Actually feel useful in helping rebuild my community instead of wage slaving for for the elites
Austin Watson
>strong shortwave radio blackout
Time to hit the Norks while their only form of communication is down.
Connor Miller
>If trump wouldn't of pulled out of the paris climate accord in june ago none of this would be happening
Owen White
As long as you're the killer not the killed...
Juan Scott
>survivalists and white nationalist flee to the PNW to survive the apocalypse
>they put themselves in the epicenter
Kevin Taylor
The climate has collapsed due to our large scale intervention in weather modification. We changed the climate but it wasn't with fucking cow farts. And, whoever thinks you can stop a solar flare by taxing the fuck out of America needs to hang by the neck til death.
Adam Roberts
For reals. During the carrington event, I lost all of my photos and contacts
Sebastian Powell
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Cameron Hernandez
I thought water blocked all the electron irradiation waves.
William Gomez
>AR2673
This sunspot is transforming rapidly for the worse. Its been growing bigger and bigger.
Samuel Martinez
Always Dane-bro Always
Thomas Cox
Nothing will happen, quicker to just shoot yourself.
Gavin Jones
Jose Jones
That's cool. No sun here, only smoke.
Robert Williams
May the fires of heaven purge this satanic planet, we have allowed evil to flourish in our own garden and yet we stand by idle. This is just the beginning.
Anthony Brown
Same, but I think Souther CA is too far south for me to see any.
Brayden Hill
>Kind of freaking out.
Fag
Easton Rodriguez
both wrong
you need to hammer down the components to a very small size to decrease the surface area of exposure. super glue back together
Liam Richardson
mmm steamed hams
Asher King
If there's currently daylight where you are, unplug any electronics you don't want to be fried.
Charles Miller
>it can take one to three days for a coronal mass ejection to reach earth
I cant wait.
Jayden Long
thank god I love in the middle of Alaska
shits getting crazy down there
Robert Barnes
Justin Young
fuck off nigger. don't you have to be burned at the stake or something?