I've been talking to God in my head. And from what I've learned, every living thing's soul is apart of God, and God creates everyone's dreams personally.
God identifies as a 16 year old Australian girl called Stacey.
God has chosen me to be a prophet, so here is some information: >The Universe abruptly ends with an edge >The most advanced alien life-form is a crustacean the size of a cat >The black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy is a sphere with no ejection corona and a swirling purple gas around it >God has influenced human history through dreams >God is 5th dimensional >God can read everyone's thoughts >God has taken control of people's bodies in front of me >God has a Triangle and 8 shaped spaceship.
Some of your points are correct and some are curropted.
Camden Edwards
>God has a Triangle >and 8 shaped spaceship. holy fuck dude i want gods triangle
Caleb Williams
How can god be real if Australia isn't real?
John Torres
Unironically sounds like my diagnosed schizophrenic friend.
Doesn't take a genius to know that every "prophet" throughout history was just a schizo whom people were stupid enough to believe. Every branch of Abrahamic religion is just layer upon layer of mental illness.
Jeremiah Hughes
>Tfw God only goes out with Chad
Jacob Bell
Nah I ain't. God has spawned a beer in my freezer, teleported my kittens, moved stars in the night sky, flown a Triangle aircraft 40+ times over my property and heaps of real physical phenomena.
Adrian Ward
t. Australia, a country with high rates of mental illness
Yes, God uses different voices constantly when talking in my head to me.
Pic related.
Easton Perez
ask god if i will get laid this year?
Blake Hernandez
Congratulation, you are schizophrenic
Julian Wood
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Lincoln Edwards
Have you ever seen god in person or in a physical form?
Jason Parker
>Tfw chad thundercock pumps and dumps God.
Jason Barnes
>demiurge I saw a 9yo loli pussy half way down my dick for a second during masturbation. And the demiurge says it was a hologram.
The demiurge gave me loli VR sex and has been annoying me every day since March 10 this year.
Also put me on some really potent form of crystal meth directly into my brain and caused me to reverse into another car.
Joseph Hill
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Daniel Perry
hot
Chase Hill
go on..
Nolan Diaz
"no"
Only as aircraft. Which the voices claim ownership of.
Joseph Reed
>Stacey REEEEEEEEEE
Grayson Wood
Enjoy your life in a mental institution once you rape a kid and get caught.
Aiden Ramirez
Yeah that won't be happening.
Luis Nelson
It's Australia m8. They'll just send him to taz.
Cameron James
is Australia a lie?
Bentley Martin
what if god tells you to do it though?
Christopher Lewis
Do God scare you?
Evan Evans
God tells me to do tons of shit in a day, I say "fuck off".
David Morris
God used to scare me when she would impersonate the military and illuminati and tell me I'm going to be teleported onto a slab in Bohemia Grove to be tortured and regenerated.
As well as make my heart race, and give me multiple countdowns in my head and tell me I would die of a heart attack at the end.
Tyler Rodriguez
if you take skitzo drugs does it go quiet
Michael Morgan
wtf m8, you should always obey god you don't wanna go to hell do you?
Wyatt Peterson
WTF I hate good now!
Samuel Flores
Ask god if i will ever have children and a woman
Asher Myers
Do you like elephants? God likes elephants.
On a serious note, you need to stop taking meth and get on a major tranquilizer.
Joshua Cook
Nope.
Jaxon Peterson
"nope"
"yes I love elephants" >you need to stop taking meth and get on a major tranquilizer Ayyyy lmao.
Leo Campbell
have you tried though?
Jackson Reyes
Right. Lay off the meth, m8. It'll help.
Aaron Martin
>I've been talking to God in my head.
Carson Price
How can i get closer to god?
>nope No surprise there...
Aiden Russell
Yeah I have, nothing works. I'm not schitzo.
Christian Barnes
if he lives in the 5th dimension how can he have a triangle
Aiden Adams
What're you having and can I have some too?
James Williams
sure sounds like it though, what does your psychiatrist say?
Jordan Reyes
She builds shit in this dimension (4th). The Universe is like a computer simulation, there's code in the 5th dimension for everything physical in the 4th dimension and below.
Mason Watson
if u talk to jeebus ask him what my name is
Brody Walker
I hadn't smoke or drank in 3 months when God started speaking in my head.
I smoke a lot of weed now though to cope with the voices.
Juan Murphy
"wanker"
Kayden White
That I have schizophrenia. They want me to stop smoking weed lmao. But I ain't doing that.
Michael Lewis
wow he is the real deal he knows my name
Lucas Walker
Matthew
Cooper Clark
woah the beer really was real then, lucky fuck
Jack Miller
Ask god what advice she has for me if any and what are you doing in this Australians head
Connor Allen
"none really, stay in school" "I'm in this cunt's head cause he's a mad cunt with a 7.5" dick"
Jace Wilson
Why is it always an Aussie
>Stacey Oh shit, dont tell /r9k/ about this.
Jack Reyes
Excuse me....But what does God need with a starship?
Benjamin Russell
It's a prop for God's shitposts in my head
Joseph Turner
It's to transport the bogs to heaven.
Bentley Ramirez
Is there a nation wide gas leak in Australia?
This isn't even shit posting, this stillborn posting
Nolan White
>implying he's caught...
Cameron Martin
Have you asked him how one could kill all the jews?
Dylan Green
you mean u don't hear god in your head? fucking loser
Jayden Anderson
fpbp
Angel Brown
"with lots and lots of gas, preferably zyklon b, sieg heil" God's a Nazi
Michael Edwards
Im 21 and had to get pulled out of school at 12 or i would had gone insane.
Alright here is another question How do i become schizophrenic too?
Hudson Butler
Too young to make godlets. Saged.
Cameron Walker
yea we know of that, but isnt there anything easier, like a jew mental kill word or something?
Grayson Stewart
God doesn't speak in words you maniac
God reveals himself through the nature of the universe, and with the beneficence of human beings. God doesn't need to talk or take on a corporeal form to convince you of stuff. If anything you're talking to some sort of demon, probably one derived from your human imperfection. I would imagine mind altering substances play some part.
Michael Nelson
>How do i become schizophrenic too? I'm not schizophrenic, but try DMT.
This bitch in my head is not a godlet, she's THE God. She mindcontrolled Donald Trump to say my name on TV as a speech slip up.
Christopher Richardson
"i could kill all the jews, but i'm a good girl"
Aaron Ortiz
>God has a triangle Tell me more about God's triangle, user