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Is this sexual aussault?
Should one twin be able to veto if the other one wants to play with b3nis
TWIN FAPPER
Nathan Roberts
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Bentley Davis
lol
Did you take this from Onion?
Easton Sanders
Nah, really happening
Mason Ortiz
if one of them is killed do both die?
how that "thing" works?
Justin Long
Anons, if this ever happens to me, please abort me.
Luis Harris
>facing eachother in court
>facing eachother
>pic related
mfw
Dylan Allen
Found the sauce
worldnewsdailyreport.com
Could be fake, but he (they) exist.
Shared digestive tract and penis ... don't know how that works
Justin Green
it would be extremely painful
Xavier Morales
for you
Alexander Thompson
for you
Landon Gray
You speaking from expierence... ?
How can anybode know...
Jose Lopez
That really jerks my twindick
Daniel Long
are you guys retarded?
Anthony Roberts
of course
Christian Foster
wtf is this thread?
Joshua Butler
being retarded was always part of our plan
Juan Jackson
go back to your book club, newfag
Isaac Morris
why do you wear the mask?
Jace Price
for you
Adrian Clark
>fucks up the meme
>call others newfag
Wow reddit refugees are worse than cancer
Nolan Gutierrez
This won't go to court, any reasonable lawyer knows this, there's no "adversary" in the case (the two sides are literally the same entity, one cannot possibly "sue" the other one)
This is just a publicity grab. Good for them frankly, might as well make your horrible curses work for you
Brayden Mitchell
>if this ever happens to me
do you think your Siamese twin could sue you for wanking?
Or are you worried you might grow another human fused to your body?
Jeremiah Rivera
I think that site is fake news.
Of all the things that conjoined twins need to learn to do together, masturbating seems like an easy one.
Ryan Wilson
>is there a god?
>see this
>nope
Charles Hill
so salty
Xavier Sanchez
This is a satire site you fucking idiot. Look at the bottom of the site.
Hunter Miller
Either way its gay incest.
Blake Allen
It would be extremely painful.
Grayson Ward
No way this is real.
Zachary Brooks
>multiple personality disorder
next case
Jose Cooper
wait....if one goes to jail they both go to jail
Jace Barnes
Why are these things ever allowed to exist?
Josef Mengele pls come save us.
Ryder Jenkins
You think so?
If one is gay, the other one into pussy ... what porn to watch? Rock Paper Scissors?
Zachary Hughes
surgery would be attempted to separate the live twin from their deceased sibling
Matthew Harris
Good fucking grief... humans have gone completely fucking insane.
Jonathan Baker
right to life faggot
Bentley Taylor
for you
Jayden Jackson
What a sad parody of a life these two must have
Elijah Mitchell
lol
Daniel Richardson
Nah huemonkey is right, you fucked it up.
Parker Young
Imagine when they get in a fight. They probably just sit there punching each other until they get tired.
Benjamin Jackson
>conjoined twin brothers are facing each other in court
>facing each other in court
The journalist must have known
Julian Allen
you're a big guy
Evan Cook
kek
John Martinez
lol whats he going to do? sue himself?
Jayden Baker
Why wasn't it thrown into the ocean at birth though?
Jackson Hernandez
Is this site real? Its a gold mine
Leo Walker
Not sure about that. Legally they may be different persons. If they have two birth certificates for example.
William Collins
It is gay for one of them to touch their dick considering it's also another guys dick? I imagine it's hard to live knowing your twin is a faggot.
Easton Anderson
They have separate heads, they could both watch their own choice of pornography and wear headphones.
Levi Richardson
In the FAQ section of the site
worldnewsdailyreport.com
Jeremiah Diaz
Looks like satire to me.
Liam Hughes
There's another pair of conjoined twins that share a vagina. They each control one side of the body and they both feel vaginal pleasure.
Here's the best part: they have boyfriends which makes both of them cucks.
en.wikipedia.org
Nolan Clark
Found the disclaimer, they'd hidden it at the bottom of the page instead of putting it in their "about" section.
>World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
>New World Order Media @ Copyright 2016
Eli Miller
54 years old. Still hasn't learned how to deal with wankers angst.
Imagine, one prude, one hedonist. Two brains, one schlong. Do both brains get the pleasure? I'd snort some flake and spunk in the prissy one's eye.
Dominic Jones
Amazing
Kevin Diaz
Are all germans autistic like you?
Samuel Allen
Nope, it's a satire site.
The twins exist though
abcnews.go.com
Ronnie and Donnie Galyon from Ohio
Thomas Clark
No, only me
Elijah Bailey
I imagine they both feel below the waist. So they have to share boners.
Alexander Cruz
I think we need peterson, harris, molymeme, and mcinnes in a four-way debate on the subject during the joe rogan podcast.
It's the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this fascinating subject.
Brandon Nelson
Why aren't they mating with Ronnie and Donnie to produce a four-headed, eight-legged bisexual spooder freak master race?
Christian Rivera
you're big guys*
Daniel Barnes
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles
you fucking imbecile shit kraut
Brandon Perry
jesus
Jason Perry
Other bogus headlines from that bullshit site, fucking cringe at the retards that find this shit funny
Blake Clark
Honestly none of these headlines sound that far-fetched. We live in dark times.
Jason Wood
the last two are pretty funny tho
Julian Carter
>took 54 years to become an issue
This raises some very interesting questions, as well as some very weird questions