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meaning?

>tfw when in the dank green zone

meaning I get to watch the lightshow, and you get to have a blackout

Oh no, Africa's power infraatructure is going to be knocked out! Oh, wait...

It'll be something to do with this solar flare. It's fucking nothing. Sunny has been doing this for longer than there has been an Earth. We've only recently (on a cosmic scale )started watching it. We have no idea if this is abnormal. Protip: It probably isn't.

kek

>We have no idea if this is abnormal
yes we do, it happens all the time

Is that the CME absorbtion?

OH SHIT, I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT RED ZONE

>duur, my country funds death squads in these countries so we can exploit their resources
>look a me. im an ignorant cunt who avoids reality to make myself feel better because i am a dipshit virgin.

stay mad, cry baby

Mods ban op please

Is that meme magic?

Then it isn't abnormal.
So it's nothing.
It's like the skykang shite.

Can't raise Europe on the WARC bands at all.

so is half of humanity
Just wait for communications to go down and all the niggers go to their mosques to dig up their giant weapons caches to begin the slaughter

off by 1

California here. Who else /comfy/?

What is the meaning of this?

If it happened RIGHT NAO, what would you lose?
- A gb of reaction pics
- A tb of anime related things and VNs
- Important paperwork archives
Thank god I have backups, cookies boxes and foil

They actual skykang people've been waiting for hasn't happened once so far.

What is that , a flare?

Fuck off nigger

WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

X9 flare
woah senpai
I may still not see an aurora tonight tho

HUGE Attenuation of RF in the coloured zones. Propagation significantly reduced.

Im downloading wikipedia tarball as we speak, also planning on using youtube-dl to fetch all codyslab videos (might come in handy) latest src of 7z, vlc etc. Plan on putting this on harddrives, ssds and microsd cards and wrap them up in tinfoil, will I survive the pending apocalypse?

>magnetosphere
>reinforced concrete building
>PC case made out of metal
>HDD case made out of metal
It's almost like it's fucking nothing.

X 9.3 solar flare

the most powerful earth directed solar flare this year so far

>eurocucks will die

Shit. What's that then?

post link you doublenigger.

Will this sterilize the naggers?

My PC is cheap acer made out of plastic.

actually in two fucking decades mate

yeah just saw
bloody hell

Every week they scream that shit. Why would the highest classified material be picked up by some losers basement HAM radio?

>tfw I live in Texas

Just saw where?! Is this really a happening I should be concerned about?

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Sounds like radio signals will not be able to make it as far

Radio communications failure in affected areas

>yfw Europe's power grid goes down and all the rapefugees run wild and take over

>Sup Forums has been giving us a warning about this for years
>We weren't autistic enough to notice it
Are banners actually prophecies?

probably not, but it really is the biggest earth facing flare in 20 years
doomsayers really love solar flares and they always freak out, but nothing ever happens, not even minor shit regarding electronics so it's not happening
but it's entertaining, right?

So, other than the loss of power, what would be new?

It's only entertaining if shit really does happen

Not my problem

a bunch of us would use that to start the cleansing, actually.

>niggers getting nuked

>tfw live in Hawaii.
Enjoy your east coast refugees.

I wonder.

Mad nigger spotted

When the fuck is this meant to happen?

I have surgery on Friday

>tfw britfag

Is this the end lads?

Hopefully

>That map

I feel like this was planned by someone...

are you saying you don't enjoy literally constant happening threads on Sup Forums?

>be Hungarian
>Get a complete blackout for weeks
>Can't access interwebz
>Decide to live a social life
>Get a qt 7/10
>Marry
>Have kids
>Save my country
>Electricity is back, shitpost with my kids

>Be Texan
>Get hit by a Hurricane
>Drown as a kissless virgin

yeah, not anymore. it's rarely a happening and living here is too depressing for words

I don't wanna die. Jag ville bara döda negrar och ha ett bra liv. Fan ta dig Gud. Jag har stått vid din sida för hela mitt liv och detta är hur du visar din kärlek?

is that a visual representation of a nothingburger?

Great! im safe.

When can I expect to be fried?

it happened hours ago

Fuel for Irma. Faggot that don't believe in the Sun-Earth electric connection and believe hurricanse and tornadoes are just "warm rising air, duuhhhrr" can get fucked.

You will starve to death before getting sexy grills desu

>God punishing the niggers and Eurocucks.

Please could you tell me more?

Thank god it's cloudy today. The sun and its stupid flare can suck a dick lol.

>stay mad, cry baby
but he didn't sound mad. you do

After you die, in hell for the rest of eternity you massive faggot.

Thats why you have food and supplies and trade them for killer blowjobs

Because it's essentially a warning system. There's an advantage to keeping some parts of it unencrypted and easy to pick up. Imagine that some of the top brass get cut off from the rest of the military - without access to encryption keys and complex apparatus they will still be able to reliably tell that SHTF at least, and modify their tactics accordingly. Sure, the basement dwellers can't figure out the content of the messages, but the fact of transmission itself can be picked up easily.

6th September 1204 UTC was nearly 11 hours ago. Nothing happened.

Solar flare probably inbound to Earth. Possible damages to power grid.
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at least we are capable of exploiting their resources, all you could manage to do was kidnap a few niggers and suck on their cocks

sun's farting

Sauce that shit, nigger.

Oh come on
not again

seek help. don't use mosley, too.

>be texan
>hunker down with your bro to survive the hurricane
>when the storm comes and the lights go out cuddle up together under all the blankets around the radio
>He's so bored without electricity, he subconciously starts petting your smooth shaved skin
>make passionate love all night as the storm rages outside
lol get fucked loser.

inb4 the ISS astronauts are all fucked

when?

The Sun released a solar flare, so the light from the sun took 8 minutes for it to reach Earth and show the direction for where it will hit.
The real danger are the particles, which will destroy satellites and the powergrid of the redzone within 24 hours to 5 days.
It's only been 8 hours.

ass-blasted African jigaboo spotted

why are you all shitting yourselves??

this shit already happened
its done, its past
it was fuckin nothing

Lrn2astronomy

>which will destroy satellites and the powergrid of the redzone within 24 hours to 5 days.
That is literally not going to happen lmao

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>all of the subhumans are going to die

>the map is centered on Nigeria

Usually the CME's spurt out and don't hit Earth, you know, because of how small the Earth is and how far we are away.

The ones that do hit us have been small and nothing burgers.

This is one of the big ones. yeah they've always happened but with no electricity or power grids, we wouldn't have even noticed hundreds of years ago. besides the lightshow.

Everyone in the blast radius lost their memories and were replaced by absurd new memories

Red mean bad, me so scared ooga booga

The 23rd my boys

The energy dumped in the Atlantic could power very strong hurricanes. Texas could get more hurricanes.

Tfw in Dallas

>a modern Carrington Event is nothing

don't worry, kim will provide one for you

Are you feeling it yet?

All things considered, we were bound to get one eventually. Hopefully there's been some preparation at a national level.

I mean, if they've got the time to virtue signal about refugees then they must be prepared for outcomes such as this, right?

any time of year any time of day the Sun could fart the wrong way and kill us all. no use worrying about it.