I'm smashed pol.
Drank too much.
It's took half hour to write the above. Auto correct is strong.
Am I d3gernaye ?
I'm smashed pol.
Drank too much.
It's took half hour to write the above. Auto correct is strong.
Am I d3gernaye ?
Als9m
Ask me anything
I wanna know
cant trust a man you cant drink with
Please fix yourself.
Too much going on in the world my due
So much fucking fucked doing g9bn
You're practically a nigger, champ
Hers my flag
Go to sleep user,
It's late and you're bladdered
Mar I'm good
yes
This. Do this.
Can't trust a man that can't hold his drink either
Are you a NEET?
Don't you have school or work tomorrow?
That depends if you would bend me over and ravage my little pink boypussy with your hard smelly cock until you made me scream and squirt or not.
I have no work tomorrow I got ford about 5 we ag9
R u a fork
R u and girl
no im the little spoon!
NO!
fuck eu
;)
I Dino what to do pol
There are too many muss lime in ymki xoht and they hate us and I hate them I want this to stop pol an hit keeping coming
What does pol ?
I agree
Yoh a joy
You should sort yourself out
I can't blame you if you want to remain a NEET since both of us live in service economies and the most affordable lines of carreers is sitting in an office all day doing useless shit.
But if you're going to be a NEET, don't be a fucking loser.
Clean your room, stop drinking, start going to the gym, stop taking any form of drugs including tobacco and above all, stop masturbating.
>hee hee i'm 16 and drunk on the internet for the first time XD
Fuck off, man.
You know what to do
They are meant to be a sacrifice to Ymki Xohtl
They are hens crooing to be let into the slaughterhouse.
Translation:
I dont know what to do pol
There are too many muslims in ???? city and they hate us and i hate them. I want this to stop Pol and it just keeps coming
What Do Pol?
??
I'm a boy.
I unseated this
Yeh
Smae flag
So what's the problem?
What
Same flag, Same shithole user.
read sort yourself out you sad fuck
Ywha and 8t shit user I feel sad
just fuck me :(
pleeease daddy?
This thread is a dumpster fire
Fuck you you fucking kraft 8 fucking hate your people you are fuckin Nazi fucking scum I hate you you fucking horubnle fuckifnnpeif3 of shit
You can fuck me too user it's ok
CLEAN UP YOUR ACT
Come on, user if your going to be drunk, dont Abuse Hans/Abdul
Fine until you stop getting hangovers.
Fuck you sure I will fucking kill you due yiy fuckignnelaf
fucking noobs
Germany is GOOD! They invented the sausage! They have to be!
I like sausage don't get my worn I like batters sausage form ym local chippy
Heyyyyyy OP, what did you drink?
Whsiky
You still have good Chippies? Fuck only ones left round me are chinese, or Extortionately priced
...
I live in Birmingham mmm I hate the fucking Pakistan but they make nice chippies
Probably not Chad enough to drink it out of a dirty glass.
I like my local batter's sausage too but idk what a chippy is. But sausage here is done in german style and it's really good so please don't insult them.
What's a cgsd
Perfect.
Think of the fuckers back in secondary who were the football champs, Proper popular lot, best comparison i can think of for you OP
Cock gobbling sand dirka
Fuck you
Fucking cunts
Worst fake drunk ever.
Holy shit that looks amazing. We have tiny fish sticks here. Are all British ones that big?!
That fish thing looks good though.
Susage u fuckin mongol
Seriously. Not even joking that thing looks fucking incredible. I'm almost drooling.
File name, sausage.
Standard
Evidently it's sausage, but still looks tasty.
Bullshit, that fags not drunk.
You should try a British chipyp one day
Where I live there ain't much fish, especially not fresh fish. I love fish so much though, especially fresh fish. There isn't even a long john silvers really nearby. There's a place down the street but it costs $15 for a fishe.
Checked, they are called fries.
What do you mean you can't blame him? Explain.
top lad
He meant a chippy, a british thing specifically for fried fishies. Like long john silvers but not pure garbage.
Like ljs crunchies?
duh
are you still functioning after x number of beers
we all know british cann't handle alcohol
The taxes we Europeans pay go to the welfare system which leads to the genocide of our people.
And most jobs nowadays are unhealthy since all you do during the day is sit still on a chair.
Might aswell just remain a NEET and make your money off stocks whilst also improving yourself by reading and exercising.
Le im so drunk u can't type haha XD
Never in my life have I not been able to type in my phone regardless of the drugs.
Ha loo5k At me in dry6nk hs
never heard of that
Oi yu wanker! 1!1!! Sod off, stupid git i is tard and pretend to be drunk on de interwebs x---:D
Nope.
I meant Chippy. .. a fish and chip shop.
A place that sells deep fried battered fish and chips (chunky potato 'fries' for you Americans... imagine 'fries' but chunkier). This is standard in British culture. A good ole chippy. They also sell battered sausage, pies (not pizza.. actual pie like with pastry and meat and shit), kebab, fried chicken, scallops (British thing), cod row, chicken nuggets.... mate a British chippy is the ultimate fast food outlet. And our fish is the freshest (especially in seaside towns)
I recommend that you also wash it down with a nice cold pint of Carling afterwards (Budweiser is considered a pussy's lager in Britain)... next day when you're hungover, get yourself down to a Toby Carverys all you can eat English Breakfast to sort the hang.