/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - im tired

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Hurricane continues to charge]
>Windspeed 185MPH, tracked for possibly 200+
>Pressure 913mb, could fall below 900
>Lesser Antilles currently being hit; heavy rain Puerto Rico
>Next reconnaissance at 5:00PM EST
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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trackthetropics.com/irma
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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mahobeachcam.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=K3OHZHHPU9k

youtube.com/watch?v=pGORLr9_i4U

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

express.co.uk/news/weather/850920/Hurricane-Irma-Storm-Surge-Miami-Florida-warning-update
noaa.maps.arcgis.com/apps/MapSeries/index.html?appid=d9ed7904dbec441a9c4dd7b277935fad&entry=1
instagram.com/p/BYtzBdCFdiL/?tagged=puertorico
twitter.com/AnonBabble

42 U.S. Code § 5207 - Firearms policies
(a) Prohibition on confiscation of firearmsNo officer or employee of the United States (including any member of the uniformed services), or person operating pursuant to or under color of Federal law, or receiving Federal funds, or under control of any Federal official, or providing services to such an officer, employee, or other person, while acting in support of relief from a major disaster or emergency...

42 U.S. Code § 5207 - Firearms policies
(a) Prohibition on confiscation of firearmsNo officer or employee of the United States (including any member of the uniformed services), or person operating pursuant to or under color of Federal law, or receiving Federal funds, or under control of any Federal official, or providing services to such an officer, employee, or other person, while acting in support of relief from a major disaster or emergency.......

Tampafag here... going live now anons, wish me luck!!

OP add me on the stream list pl0x

You want to save weapons for after the collapse.

a path of obliteration, and the happening hasn't even begun

/truck/ here... should I tell my company to fuck off and fill up, buy a 200 g tank and fill that up for backup, and head down to Florida from Georgia with an empty trailer and bring north as many stranded people as I can before Irma hits? Seriously considering it. Poor bastards are out of gas to sell. I can fit 10-12 in the cab and couple hundred in the back

whats your stream

I have a fucking headache

twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

sorry

no

First check, new CAT 6 destroys Miami

EYEWALL REPLACEMENT OCCURING

MUCH STRONGER STORM INBOUND!

Shits been kind of boring tonight

what should the new 50th state be after Florida is destroyed?

Cat 6 please

Your mother

friendly reminder

we have throwaway threads until friday..no major areas will be hit..maybe some updates from Puerto Rico..but Florida gets hit in a few days

Load up as many cubans that you can and drive them all back to Miami

Where's the Space Coast hurricane party peeps at?

post thicc irma art

Reposting for discussion:
How fucked is Miami?

express.co.uk/news/weather/850920/Hurricane-Irma-Storm-Surge-Miami-Florida-warning-update

big if true

>wasting money and energy to save ungrateful dumbasses
No.

>you will never an anzu.

>twitch/ussdonaldjtrump
Im there now watching m8.

I'm on the East Coast of Florida and I'm evacuating tonight. Is it safe to head up to Tennessee for a week?

tampafag

about to go live now, twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

we will find out how scarce gas and water is...

fuck, i drive a fat V8 too...

THIS ISNT EVEN THE FINAL FORM

...

you are going to be robbed and/or killed
possibly raped too

never trust floridians

Its never safe in Tennessee

I'm grateful, so fuck you.

the hero we deserve

Fuck I'm actually sick. I knew this fucking city would be the end of me one day. Fuck it i have 2000 rounds of 556 and 500 9mm at least

6000000% fucked

i cant post and stream on phone so pass out the word, should be an interesting trip

user, I appreciate your concern: but I'm a big guy

Stop by 301 and 60 to get a pic of the Trump aberlamps

Depending where you are its going to take a good while to get out of Florida.

Your best bet is to grab a hotel somewhere in central or the west coast if the storm continues to ride the east coast

noaa.maps.arcgis.com/apps/MapSeries/index.html?appid=d9ed7904dbec441a9c4dd7b277935fad&entry=1

Here are some neat potential storm surge maps from NOAA

>So smol you'd break her in half

Your size doesn't matter when a dindu is pointing a gun at your head.

come on guys its NOT happening

Not unless you own it. Even then probably not

give it to me straight i live in New Hampshire am i fucked

t. flyover

fucked but not as bad as the happening hypers make it out to be

friendly reminder to throw that shit in ziplocs at least before the rain comes.
Dont let on if you have supplies. if your neighbors start asking for food/water, say you need it to and go with them to beg other neighbors.

be the gray man.

42 U.S. Code § 5207 - Firearms policies
(a) Prohibition on confiscation of firearmsNo officer or employee of the United States (including any member of the uniformed services), or person operating pursuant to or under color of Federal law, or receiving Federal funds, or under control of any Federal official, or providing services to such an officer, employee, or other person, while acting in support of relief from a major disaster or emergency...

did a floridian fuck your girlfriend

you were dead before you were even born

>Barbuda PM reports 90% of Barbuda's structures have been "Totally Demolished"

F

im not flyover, i live in doral, im evacuating tonight

Does anyone else see the shark or wale in the end of this video in the street? Or am I just stoned.

You'll be robbed and murdered by niggers or spics so no. What you should do is load on goods people need and go carpet bag.

Barbuda is dead

F

where is the rest?

I think you're just stoned.

Would be a nice gesture, but you'd probably fuck them over by getting stuck in traffic and taking Irma straight to the face

Where are thr Puerto Ricans?

at 17 seconds to our left of the horizontal blue rectangle?

Next time build proper buildings

Deserved imho

Its like have fucking bungalov in northern Finland and complain about cold

Hopefully all dead

Trips decide the total body count

>counting non Americans

>instagram.com/p/BYtzBdCFdiL/?tagged=puertorico

>Those sounds

Well at 10 seconds in on the far side of the street next to that little courtyard, there is something in the water that wags a big ass tail, or Im just stoned looking at floating bullshit.

50000

2.5

Fake

I hope they learn not to create something like Despacito ever again, God punish in many ways

Can't get a hold of a friend on st. Thomas. Anybody make any contact with the island? Are cell towers down or are they died?

holy fuck thats otherworldly

45k

If your company cares about PR you could make a proposition to them to drive down there with supplies and bring people back. Unfortunately there is the law against "gouging" aka free market during disasters, so they can't legally profit from it unless it's PR.

>Next time

considering irma snapped towers on martin yeah they are donw

It looks like building debris to me. I could be wrong, I'm drunk.

Try skype or steam

405,000 dead
68,000 missing

1000

MIAMI FAG HERE
HOW LONG DO I HAVE UNTIL LANDFALL?

>tfw Upland area

No just before it down the street next to the little court yard.

wow. Now i am really scared. Those sounds, they sound like hell. not kidding.

Holy fuck Miami is so fucked

You're good until next Wednesday. Start looking for supplies on Sunday.

30 MINUTES

500000

2

Irma is speaking.

irma will stretch through the fabric of spacetime and kill all 100 billion humans who have ever lived.

Ivan-survivor here. I want to say fake too but... my roof also made whistling, whining noises.

The video doesn't make sense though, and the audible "woooohooooo" of the wind is weird too. It should be a constant roar. Not a "wooo." Though it could be that if the windy-noise is inside the house i guess.

you should be able to gouge to at least some extent during an emergency. these lazy fucks could prepare any time and they never do.

6,000,000

jesus please dont listen to those people.
You have until late Thursday max to be ready.
leave if you can.

Sunday

where is that?

>leave
You can't leave anymore. A tank of gas won't get you to safety.

1600

get out now. you could literally die by ignoring this advice.