KEK WORSHIP THREAD

Have you achieved your daily dubs in the name of our God KEK?

Fuck off you autist stop ruining Sup Forums.

NO, FUCK OFF. If you want to worship a frog then /r/the_donald is your home, leave this board and do not ever come back you cancer.

Ponies it's time to roll for our god

Fuck off r/the_donald we don't need you anymore.

I've beecn shecking digits in every thread I post in. GOtta recharge Kek

First time I've seen a kek thread get skilled this hard.

Quite.
Kek seems overall pleased at the chaos.

We need to do this to every autistic "PRAISE KEG XDDDDD" thread.
Keep it up fellas.

He convinced Hiro to merge the boards as an act of his devotion.

HAHA PLREASE KEKZ GUIS XD


Fuck off back to Plebbit you autistic failures, this is why other boards hate us.

must be some the work of some 'communists'.


KEK has blessed us on this day with much chaos and debauchery, I propose we make april 1st a sacred holiday.

This thread lacks devotion. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

you are not Sup Forums, you'll never be Sup Forums, move this thread to Sup Forums or /r/the_donald and never come back.

praise his digits, chaos among us

Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums this is not a new development.

WOWAH DUBS :O PREIASE KEKZ XDDDDDD

Seriously fuck off and never come back, You fucking normalfaggots have destroyed this board long enough.

PREASE HIS DIGETS UP MY ASSHOLE

Plebbit needs to suck ylyl banana cock in hell.

Yeah BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS FROM R_THEDONALD BEIING AUTISTIC ALL OVER THE BOARD.

The alleged puritans of poll think this is their circle jerk safe space... Triggered by ponyfags for one day they lash out in autistic fury here...
Sad.

this happened a few years ago when Sup Forums took over meme production on Sup Forums.

why are you so amped up over this?

I've only ever gotten dubs once. Not even Kek wants to bless my autism.

Kek is Plebbit garbage that needs to stay on Plebbit you need to leave because nobody remotely likes you Kek autists. SAD!

>few years ago

Name one Sup Forums meme from before 2014 and if you can't you're a newfag who needs to go back.

Discord is the ultimate lord of chaos. We should praise him too

save me

>this happened a few years ago when Sup Forums took over meme production on Sup Forums.
>being this fucking new
Your an absolute retard.
Boards mostly produce their own memes based on their own board culture.
Just please piss off already.

That is factually incorrect.

We should praise anything that isn't from Plebbit, kek was formed by r/the_cuckold autists back when trump was still running.

You're factually new, I bet the Samurai Jack reboot is older then your time on /mlpol/ or Sup Forums fuck off.

kek and discord are the same being

Another lie

>spending your hate in chaos
shut up normie, focus your energy somewhere

Kek isn't our leader, Hitler is

>LOL BASED BLACK MAN PRAISE KEK XD

No, Kek belongs on reddit we was birthed on Reddit. Reddit is for Reddit, Sup Forums is for Sup Forums

>spending your hate in chaos
shut up normie, focus your energy somewhere else

Your statement was incorrect. Keep bullshitting.

False.

So, I take it you are all fun at parties?

...

>normie

Normie? I've been here since /new/ and the zim zam days. How long have you been here? Two weeks? What was last years prank?

xD

Hitler and Ron Paul are Sup Forums's real idols, Kek is r/the_cuckshed garbage.

Check'd and Kek'd, all praise.

What are you doing on this thread? If you do not like this thread, find another or start yoyr own, tis quite simple. Better for your health too.
Go.

>implying this thread is just for fun
There are actual autists from r_thedonald who take this kek shit seriously and its fucking ruining this board.
Not to mention its fucking shit 12 year old humor.

Oh Lord Kek, I beg of thee bring swift defeat to our globalist enemies! Glory unto thy name! Glory in the name of Kek!

Actually most of the people praising Kek have likely been here far longer than you Shareblue. At least they know how to make a structured and coherent post without sounding like an autistic screeching child.

Oh, I beg of thee mighty Kek, grant me the dubs I seek so that I may empower your will.

Look I got digits, "Kek" shows that you're new as fuck. Ban this Plebbit Nigger

Oh mighty Kek, why hast thou forsaken me? Please, Lord of Chaos, I beg, I beg so humbly!

Your lucky this thread is during the Sup Forums /mlp/ merge otherwise it wouldve been deleted by now.

Check again. I checked you, but you did not check me. Tisk.

>People who praise Kek have been here longer then you

Strange don't remember seeing "PRAISE KEK" during the Zimmerman trial or when Chris doner was killing police officers.

You heathens need to get your fucking act together and start worshiping horsecock.

>There are actual autists from r_thedonald who take this kek shit seriously and its fucking ruining this board.

What's ruining this board are the r/Atheist fedorafags, Shareblue shills, and whiny kids who can't accept Sup Forums having a belief in a supernatural entity. It's like all the skeptic fags from /x/ and reddit suddenly sprung up from out of the woodwork.

Lord Kek, allow my devoted autism to grant you my wish, my wish is that I only wish to serve you and your will.

Pepe is Kek. Moonman is Thoth.

Strange that's not what he said.

We need more pony porn to scare off these normalfags, were slowly being outnumbered.

Pepe is Dead Kek is Reddit

Fucking hell you cringey faggot

WHO GOT THE FIRST GETS?

My Lord, Kek, why do you forsake me in such a manner, nearly granting quints but teasing me so. Please, please, oh gracious mighty god, grant me this one pitiful wish.

>gay pony porn

FTFY

Me

Lord my Kek why is this Britishfaggot retard. I thought Brits laughed at burger stupidity like r/the_cuckold

>Strange don't remember seeing "PRAISE KEK" during the Zimmerman trial or when Chris doner was killing police officers.

Mostly because those weren't massive things that had active displays of meme magic. Also, do remember all the strange shit that happened last year that coincided with Sup Forums's worship of Kek. Kek's manifestation on Tv, the Shadilay song, the face in the Storm. All things that happened when Sup Forums started it's worship of Kek

always user

doesn't matter because it wasn't first try

BLASPHEEEEEMER!

You must show penance and Lord Kek will answer.

My Lord, I am a most humble servant only willing to serve thee, please, oh please, grant me thy dubs!

kek is real faggots, see my 7?

And butts

It worries us not, why does it worry you?
Think us the enemy of this board?

I... I... I.... *whimpers*... Kek.... Kek... h-has... fo-forsaken... me... t-t-t-the m-me-me... *breaks down sobbing*

I guess I was too brazen, forgive me pepe

That's a weird looking seven.

Is lying all you know?

First Digits: Double check'd and double kek'd

This better be fucking bait.

Seek help. And clop.

Reddit is the enemy of Kek.
As Kek is the Logos, he is the Law.
What cannot live in the Logic, cannot prevail.

PRAISE.

I call dubs or I'll fap to horse porn tonight for /mlpol/

Kek needs a pony gf desu.

Kek didn't exist back when Sup Forums was filled with redditfags

Kek is fake

Reddit loves kek, You're from r/the_cuckshed aren't you? don't they praise kek every single fucking day.

It's these fucking ponyfags messing up our meme magic!

>thinking us the enemy of this board?
Yes.
You faggots are one of the many reasons Sup Forums is being ruined.
Stop talking like a retard aswell.

Nah I've never seen cheese pizza here and only twice have I seen threads arguing over the greatest source of fries. Sup Forums is trash as i remember it. this is better.

YES YES YES

I've never been to Plebbit. How dare you call me a ledditor.

Kek smite you.

Ponyfags got rid of cancer like you and brought you back to r/the_donald.

Fuck off ponycunt, REEEEEEEE!

PRAISE

Nope. Wrong entity, but it was forced

Nigger, I am from Sup Forums.

>Reddit meme smiting me

Wow I'm so scared of the r/the_cuckold lurker in denial.

A monkey thinking he is at home on Sup Forums

Kek is a Sup Forums meme, you fucking mongo.

Ive never used plebbit and KEK is one of the best things thats happened to 4chin.

>pony cunt
I dont browse /mlp/ or watch the show you fucking reddit shit stain, but Sup Forums needed this merge desperately to purge out cancer like you.

Shaliday, praise Kek!

You're from reddit, You also might think May is somehow not a kike puppet either.

Real Sup Forumsacks would know there's so such thing as a "based kike"

No he was made by plebbit faggots, Why do you think "Alt-Right" personalities use him so much? He's a normalfag maymay.