The majority of people on this board actually think hillary clinton's campaign chairman rapes 12 year olds inside the...

>the majority of people on this board actually think hillary clinton's campaign chairman rapes 12 year olds inside the basement of a trendy pizza shop

It's been like a year and I still can't stop laughing uncontrollably every time I remember this.

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archive.fo/HhWH9
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4812622/LA-police-launch-probe-death-male-prostitute.html
wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/11508
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert
wsj.com/articles/SB947439830524262160
voat.co/v/pizzagate/1497611
latimes.com/world/europe/la-fg-britain-pedophile-allegations-20141223-story.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Did you know laughter is not an argument? We know the lefties because it's like they absolutely refuse to read the fallacy sticky and keep making non arguments as if they mean anything.

Until disproved, the very real pizza gate evidence is still evidence.

I'm not left wing, you could probably even say I'm a white nationalist. But the pizzagate thing is so laughable it's hilarious.

Mental gymnastics galore.

pizza gate is REAL

Someones puttin kids in the hotub, joe.

The majority of people on this board are 12.

I don't think the cheese pizza stuff is real, but I do think the emails contained code words related to something nefarious like money laundering, receiving money from unsavory sources like foreign powers, something of that nature.

Maybe you should...look at the data.

>I'm a fellow (((white nationalist))) just like you goys

Theres literally a video of it, and podesta also has a painting of a diaper boy next to his staircase

>you could probably even say...
sure you are...I totally believe you.

Can someone post the "there will be three young children in the pool for your entertainment" email?

the only people that use this summary of pizzagate are either mom-tier uninformed or obvious shills

tell me op, which are you?

Wait, so its been a year and you still havnt digested anymore than CNN told you? Hmm, very interesting.

>if you don't believe that a pizza restaurant is an international sex trafficking command center where hillary clinton's aides rape children in the basement you're not a white nationalist

can you post it then? I have never seen any concrete proof, but if you have any of this supposed condemning evidence then please share.

>Pretends to be "one of us"
Seems like a new tactic that shareblue is failing at.

>thinks diddling and torturing kids, harvesting their adrenochrome and sacrificing them to molech is funny
that's unironically not funny shillanon

>the pizza restaurants
This is used to discredit legitimate evidence that points to child abuse and human trafficking at high levels of the political power structure.
Explain laura silsby and I will take you seriously

If there's even a crumb of evidence that people are abusing children and getting away with it, if it seems like they're proud of getting away with it, I'll take it very seriously because you actually care about children.

Your cavalier response to child molestation has not gone unnoticed. You are evil for laughing.

Pizzagate has more evidence than "muh Russia".

In March 2017, Alex Jones apologized to Alefantis for promulgating the conspiracy theory, saying "To my knowledge today, neither Mr. Alefantis, nor his restaurant Comet Ping Pong, were involved in any human trafficking as was part of the theories about Pizzagate that were being written about in many media outlets and which we commented upon."

Leader of the Alt right literally said pizzagate was a giant meme

hillary's keen interest in protecting known child trafficker laura silsby who was subsequently defended by a convicted pedo fake lawyer is sufficient to prove at a minimum it's worth a look. I'm still laughing at how lefties would throw their lot in with a guy with pedo porn murder art all over his walls.

>he laughed spewing chunks of doritos everywhere inside his mothers basement

You lost on 11/08/16.

Yeah. It's real look at Ian Watkins of lostprophets.

Yeah, this and the muh seth rich was assassinated by the dnc nonsense always gives me a good chuckle.

...

And Danny hastert, former house speaker.

And Jeffrey Epstein, billionaire convicted pedo.

Roman polanski, pedophile director.

You don't believe John podesta is connected?

The irony is that Killary herself defended a man who brutally raped a 12 year old girl so badly that she was unable to have children when she grew up.

Killary even blamed the little girl saying that she "fantasized about having sex with older men" and that she brought the rape on herself.

She's an evil demon.

podesta and hillary drink the blood of the infants they torture and murder.

It's interesting how shills go out of their way to (misunderstand) what pizzagate is. Conveniently ignoring owner Alefantis ties to DNC and CTR/Shareblue Brock's former butt buddy.
Keep doing it faggots, your constant disnfo really motivates me to know something's going down.

Small time pizzaman has lawyers powerful enough to shut down professional controlled opposition Alex Jones.
Small time, goy.

Yeah like a rothshild who is on the list of the most powerful washington dc residents who works in a pizza shop is not shady
>alefantis is gustavo fring and instead of meth he sells children

So, have you looked up Podesta's artwork m8? Go ahead.

archive.fo/HhWH9

WaPo article that they removed from 2004. He is a pedophile. Do I think he fucked kids in a Pizzeria? I don't know. Do I care where he fucked kids? No. Only that he does.

Where there is smoke, there is fire. This guy has been called out by big players several times.

Yeah, Its real far-fetched.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4812622/LA-police-launch-probe-death-male-prostitute.html

Hillary's history of covering for Pedos is well document

This thread makes me hungry. Will I wind up like pic related if I eat at Comet Ping Pong?

What makes you think I even believe in that? I don't.

>YOU LOST SHARIABLUE

lmao you tards repeat the same shit

don't see how that proves the sex trafficking though

nice podesta
wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/11508
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert

OP what is your best guess at what might be meant by a pizza related map? Surely, it is literally a map of pizza places?

Pizzagate has convincing evidence sweetie

also he owns kidzworld and other networks that make millions, but sure he works in a pizza shop

Pizza gate israel

yeah thank god we live in current day america where people can get away with any crime no matter how ridiculous just because people don't think conspiracies happen and have never happened for as long as human history has been around or recorded.

I never paid attention to any of it desu, what even is the evidence

It sounds like a cartoony hankerchief with a pizza map on it.

I thought pizzagate was tongue in cheek and played along until I realized some people unironically believe this meme. I often forget intelligence is normally distributed and there are some very stupid people on this board.

If there's even a fucking chance children are being harmed we should look into it.

mmhmmm

she's such a fucking whore

White nationalists don't make shitty non arguments like "I laugh uncontrollably at x because its so wrong".
Its clear you are on the left

wsj.com/articles/SB947439830524262160

i doubt the intelligence of anyone who reviews all the evidence compiled here with an open mind and does not conclude there is something fishy voat.co/v/pizzagate/1497611

Oy vey, I know! Us white nationalists need to stop wastin oua time on fanciful conspiracies and staht ohganizing foa real change!

So sleepy...

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i have to agree, pizzagate conspiracy shit makes Sup Forums look retarded

the Podesta brothers were close friends of Hastert, a convicted pedophile and spent extensive time on his secluded Japanese island camp for young girls

really makes you think

The British have done it for centuries. Why do you think other countries would be exempt from such behavior?.

latimes.com/world/europe/la-fg-britain-pedophile-allegations-20141223-story.html

Because no conspiracy has ever been true

known pedo symbols all over the place
weird statues and paintings about murder and pedo shit in their fucking HOUSES
Their instagrams are creepy as fuck and talk about children
The literal greek god of pedos represented in Comet
Audio recordings of someone who sounds exactly like Pedosta abusing a kid who even uses his well known nickname
Weird emails about pizza parties
I'm sure this is all coincidental though

Are you initiated into any conspiracies?.

>whoever made that pic
toppity keks, fucking amazing

So pedophilia makes you giggle. That's great. Your time is coming. Your time is coming very quickly.

Conspiracies that turn out to be true aren't proven true by retards combing through "pizza code words in email" and retarded numerology theories. It's just too ridiculous.

It's ridiculous yeah, but isn't it weird that a fucking pedophilia ring is rumored and not a single fucking official even takes a gander to look into it?

"Pizza code words in email" are what spooks use to find terrorist cells.

THE CLINTONS KIDNAP 800K KIDS IN U.S. EVERY YEAR AND SELL THEM TO PEDOS

The clintons could kidnap 3 children every 5 years and sell them to pedos but nobody will ever investigate it because Sup Forums is just crraaaaaaazy.

>not a single fucking official even takes a gander to look into it?
Because it's retarded on its face. It's like complaining that government officials don't seriously look into /x/-tier reptillian shapeshifting theories.

What's worst?
Donald Trump: Malignant Narcissistic
Hillary Clinton: Emotionless Psychopath
Bernie Sanders: Self-hating lazy sperg

I think we made a mistake. Lesser of two(three) evils am I right?

Regardless I'm sure its long been moved somewhere else.

i totally agree. it takes very little research to be convinced. just look at the jimmycomet archived instagram for starters.

Nah. These people are unrelated. What the conspiratards are missing is all the circumstantial evidence points to most gays are perverts for young boys and that loads of money allows you to be as freaky as you want. It was a good meme to keep people digging for information about Hillary's clan but she's done now. We should have more autistic investigation into real pedo rings, they are still out there

it wasnt funny for the kids getting raped are you a monster?

Do you acknowledge the international and American pedophile rings that have been exposed, and which implicate the political elite? If no, why not? It's documented fact. If yes, what exactly about the evidence for this pedophile ring is so absurd?

Implying wheels aren't churning behind the scenes.
Anyone got that pic of DC police chief posing with small time pizza man Alefantis post-pizzagate? Because DC is so crime free the cops have nothing better to do.

You laugh because kids are being raped?

>Anyone got that pic of DC police chief posing with small time pizza man Alefantis post-pizzagate
See retarded reaches like this are why I can't take any of these theories seriously. Occam's razor. Maybe it's just a popular spot for politicos (DC police chief is a politician) to get pizza.

Maybe the pizza handkerchief shit is just some retarded inside joke between colleagues.

This tinfoil hat shit is anathema to any sort of mainstream redpilling of normies, either way.

But people on here claim to be ephebophiles and want to fuck 14 year olds?
?????

>pedophiles in high positions of the goverment don't exist

> *From:* Trudy Vincent [mailto:[email protected]]
> *Sent:* Thursday, October 08, 2015 11:45 AM
> *To:* Tamera Luzzatto
> *Cc:* Jon Haber-work; Bonnie Levin-work; Liz Savage; Katherine Klein;
> John Gomperts; [email protected]; Luke Albee; Beth Donovan; Tom
> Rosenstiel-personal; Marcus, Ruth ([email protected]); Jon
> Leibowitz-work; Rima Sirota; John Podesta; David Leiter; Laurie
> Rubiner-work; Chris Spanos
> *Subject:* Re: Farmers L Update and Welcome Mat
>
>
>
> we're in, thanks for the invite.
>
>
>
> On Thu, Oct 8, 2015 at 9:26 AM, Tamera Luzzatto
> wrote:
>
> With enormous gratitude to Advance Man Extraordinaire Haber, I am popping
> up again to share our excitement about the Reprise of Our Gang’s visit to
> the farm in Lovettsville. And I thought I’d share a couple more notes:
> We plan to heat the pool, so a swim is a possibility. Bonnie will be
> Uber Service to transport Ruby, Emerson, and Maeve Luzzatto (11, 9, and
> almost 7) so you’ll have some further entertainment, and they will be in
> that pool for sure. And with the forecast showing prospects of some sun,
> and a cooler temp of lower 60s, I suggest you bring sweaters of whatever
> attire will enable us to use our outdoor table with a pergola overhead so
> we dine al fresco (and ideally not al-CHILLo).


Honestly, this doesn't really mean anything to me. He's just saying his kids are definitely gonna be there swimming

...

He put too much importance on kids being here. Its creepy.

He wrote one sentence on it.

Why at all? And in multiple emails? They talked about them as if they weren't their kids. Cmon dude. You are emotionless if you can't see that.

You'd be a shit detective.

This. Bitches.

Dude, he said he's bringing his kids to a pool. What possible reason could you have to bring your kids to a pool party other than to rape them? You must be a shill.

You'd be shit to work at any office.

Don't forget the laughable conspiracy theory of Russian troops in Crimea, most people on this subboard believe in that as well. They're actually just Ukrainian rebels defending themselves against an oppressive government and aren't receiving any help from foreign nations even though they should.

You have schizophrenia.

>the existence of pedophiles in government proves that these literally benign emails contain secret codewords for a conspiracy in which the highest ranking Democrat officials rape kids in a pizza parlor basement

But he said he has a map handkerchief. Why would you have a pizza map handkerchief if you weren't a pizza shop child rapist??? Try to explain this one, atheists.

Just a smalltime pizzaman who's friends with all the politicians.
And put paintings of beheadeded bodies up in his nice family pizza place.
When the arrests come, kys. they aren't kind to pedo-enablers in jail.

>It's ridiculous yeah, but isn't it weird that a fucking pedophilia ring is rumored and not a single fucking official even takes a gander to look into it?
Why do you think, and how do you know, they didn't look into it?

Who cares. Everyone's seen at least one 9-11 conspiracy video and has suspicions but it's been fucking 16 years and nothing's happening. Shut the fuck up you stupid goyim

>Hey it's supposed to be warm out and we've got a pool if the kids want to go swimming
vs
>xyz kids will be in the pool, here are their ages, they will surely provide entertainment

>Why would you have a pizza map handkerchief if you weren't a pizza shop child rapist???
Schizo-tier question. Not going to answer.

I'm saying unless you have a video of John McCain fucking little billy in the ass, you'll never accomplish anything

Pedo shill for Shareblue spotted. Enjoy your Cheese Pizza faggot.

But why would KIDS be in a POOL????

Someone's been watching too much Joe Rogan and InfoWars.