Can Britain be saved?

Can Britain be saved?

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All downhill after 1776

I think its great they include a translation into toddler speak.

What the ever loving fuck is this shit?

BBC realised it'd become completely irrelevant unless it resorted to memetics

The future of the English language my man.

pidgin

It's BBC's pidgin "language" publication.

bbc.com/pidgin

I still don't get this story. What happened?

Is this actually legitimate? I'm finding it ridiculously hard to believe that this is even real.
But knowing how things are, I wouldn't put it past the BBC to do this kind of stunt.

For some reason I'm having flashbacks to 1984 and "newspeak" even though this probably isn't comparable.

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bbc.com/pidgin

Yo don' you see dat da whole aim o' Newspeak iz ta narrow da range o' thought? In da end we's shall make thought crime literally impossible, cuz dere will be nahh werdz in which ta express it. Every concept dat can ever be needed, will be expressed by exactly one werd, wif its meaning rigidly defined an' all its subsidiary meanings rubbed out an' forgotten sho 'nuff!

>woman goes on tinder date
>has to take shit
>shit bigger then toilet
>tries throwing it out window.
>get stuck some how
>tries getting it out
>gets stuck

How else do you expect us to communicate with POOjeets?

WHAT THE FUCK

Is this a language and how do we kill it?

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How come when I imitate ridiculous African accents it's racist, but when the BBC does it it's "progressive"?

You're not part of the in-group.

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

That nigger should be shot between the eyes

BBC makes me more sad every time I see them mentioned

>Another pidgin thread
>That isn't even paid for by Brits
Auto perma ban is needed for creating these shill slide threads.

Bootyblasted much, Nigel?

De wan make forever ban de make pidgin thread de wey no like others make fun BBC when maka pidgin thread for new Britain people read well well.