15 hours since the Eye of Hurricane Irma passed over Richard Branson's island

15 hours since the Eye of Hurricane Irma passed over Richard Branson's island.

Branson hasn't posted anything on twitter since that time.

Is Branson kill?

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/07/sir-richard-branson-survives-hurricane-irma-staying-wine-cellar/
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Branson is drunk and will be out of commission for the next 18 hours.

repeats for leaky cellar

Checked

>billionaire
>not smart enough to build a proper hurricane shelter on his island that's right in the path of every atlantic hurricane
>not smart enough to book a private jet out on short notice
>not smart enough to not be there in the first place

THE VIRGIN BUSINESSMAN
THE CHAD HURRICANE

this will make a fine addition

another one bites the dust

I saw a pic of him completely bathered , blood in face , one knee was injured , he seems to be alive , but his mansion was completely destroyed, apprently he went to the wine cellar and survived.

Cant tell if thats a good or a bad thing, really.

Pride before the fall

FUCKING NAILED IT!!!!!

SIDES HAVE LEFT THE DIMENSION!!!! LOL.

You can't post anything on Twitter when you don't have fucking internet.
All terrestrial comms hop between islands wirelessly. There's no fiber out there I believe.

The only way at this point would be satellite, as the tower is likely destroyed.

>>THE VIRGIN BUSINESSMAN
>THE CHAD HURRICANE
qeq

This. He's always come off as a cunt

By all reliable accounts he rode it out in his wine cellar and is fine.

Unfortunately.

it would be cool if they all got trapped and suffocated to death

God, I hope so.

You think he doesn't have a sat phone?
I have one and Ive never even been on an island.

Right about now crabs are eating chunks of flesh from his waterlogged corpse.

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>Another dead greedy boomer

Not able to find the problem here

Please let the shooter be white

>Retreating to the wine cellar

Sweet, so he's pretty much saving us the time to bury his ass.....he's doing it for us.

Except not really, because I bet he walks away richer than before because of the insurance payout

I wonder what else has gone on in that concrete wine cellar under the house. branson travels in the cool pedo kids Satanic human sacrifice crowd. That's how you get rich and famous in this world of evil. Obama LOVES to visit-without Michelle.

>hiding a cellar on an island that got blasted directly by a cat 5 hurricane with 20+ foot storm surge
RIP

Id be worried about that concrete cellar flooding with water from the cane. Concrete is porous thats why they make concrete and hydraulic concrete. I doubt his cellar is hydraulic/water tight concrete. Thats going tobe 185mph of water. He'll fucking drown in that thing before he gets thrashed around by the winds.

What magic would he use to access Twitter from an Island that just got leveled by a hurricane?

Until they find his body floating amongst empty wine bottles and porn.

I wish I had a wine cellar.

No, hiding with staff and family in wine cellar/bunker.

>riding out a cat 5 storm in a billionaire's wine cellar
>experiences I will never have

a satellite phone?

That would make a hell of a story.

Not that I care one way or the other but people itt honestly believe that the headline doesn't just read bad? Like no one around him would consider the idea of hiding in a conventional cellar bad. You guys are retarded if you think he's dead, but fuck maybe he is.

maybe kim jong chu will save us from the hurricain....... KIM JONG CHU I CHOOSE YOU

Think he drowned? I mean water and a cellar.

>THE VIRGIN BUSINESSMAN
>THE CHAD HURRICANE
This needs to happen

What about Epstein's pedo island?

>a satellite phone?
That what I was thinking, but the ones I've used just make calls or text msg, no twitter e-mail faceberg etc. He's probable has the means for sat internet but I'd probably be pretty wasted if I was in his wine cellar for hours on end

>No, hiding with staff and family in wine cellar/bunker.
Why? So they can steal his wine? Everyone else stayed upstairs

>OBLITERATED

darm RIP in Peace

i have been to that building

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youtu.be/QL1uocoRgnM

will remain perfectly fine

Karmas a bitch

probably had 13 virgins tied to steaks as an appeasement to Talos and Moloch. Fuckers might have summoned the storm just for that purpose.

What's inside?

>"All humans lived"

Who talks like that?

people.com/human-interest/richard-bransons-son-is-glad-to-say-all-humans-survived-hurricane-irma-but-buildings-on-private-island-are-destroyed/

>i have been to that building
inside, or just larping?

How would you like to go down and eat her twat with 4 old hags staring at you?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/07/sir-richard-branson-survives-hurricane-irma-staying-wine-cellar/

hmm, faking his own death?

10/10

Going by the flag.. Bad memories is what's inside.

>going underground during a FLOOD
he ded

>implying his wine cellar isn't nicer than any home you've ever lived in

The negros didn't survive

prove by sticking a sharpie in your pooper and timestamping and post pic in thread

He wanted to have a giant orgy during the hurricane?

sauce / pics or larper

>probably had 13 virgins tied to steaks
Hmmmm, steaks...

If I were in a wine cellar during a hurricane I would get drunk.

>THE VIRGIN BUSINESSMAN

Noice.

I very much hope they are all dead

>t. moloch

>Going underground to escape a flood.

top kek

>insult Trump
>God himself plots a hurricane's route to pass just through your home to make sure you're absolutely and unmistakably killed

His son posted the tweet. I'm guessing he called his son when the storm passed on a sat phone.

make this into a book and i will buy it