Please access this site and read the article. Then provide me with a summary of the contents. Approximately 3 paragraphs. An introduction, a summary, and a conclusion.
I wrote a really shitty version to turn in and just get the credit without drawing any attention to myself, but I really want to write a much longer much more aggressive unnamed version and slip it under his door when no one's around just to get the point across that this shit isn't funny.
The teacher is clearly and obviously a democrat, but there is no reason for this subject to even appear in a fucking biology class unless this is some sort of mind-numbing indoctrination. It's so distracting and unrelated, I just want to learn about cells why am I even writing about this?
Please, if you feel any sort of way about the subject, help me write the unnamed essay which may or may not learn him a thing or two. You're not helping me with my homework, I already wrote a shitty, (((safe))) version of the essay. I just really want to get the point across
Just use sause but frame it in such a way that all agreeing with pizzagate are persecuted lights of truth and deflate arguments of anyone who is against it with some good old ad hominem. They all have personal interests and stakes in sustaining pizzagate as conspiracy. Provide true quotes but reframe them in such a way that they would only back up your theory. If argument against is logical and well constructed, ignore it and change the topic. Knowing this you can whip up your essay with any of the pizzagate links snopes.com/pizzagate-conspiracy/
James Ward
I'm honestly glad we've forgiven Podesta and moved on. He must have been scared out his mind, poor guy. Those kids were orphans anyway. I couldn't care less.
Noah Bennett
May as well use this thread:
Pizzagate literally makes me sleepy. I've been thinking alot about ssleepy posters recently but i still can't bring myself to actually delve into pizzagate... I just get so sleepy.
How the fuck does sleepyposting work? How do I not get targetted by it?
All your message needs to say is a URL to the voat sticky and instructions to click through every link, open every image, and follow up on claims with outside research when needed. The sticky has an abundance of evidence when you take advantage of all the linked sources and photos. It's impossible not to come out of that thinking the Clinton administration is totally innocent and clueless.
Better advice would be to suffer through the class without making a rise with the knowledge that your time with the teacher is temporary. Wish you were taking 4 week classes like me
Evan Clark
Shh, go to sleep
Luis Edwards
Some stones are better left unturned
Nicholas Adams
dRINK COFFEE FAGGOT
Matthew Barnes
your teacher said write a summary, your opinion, and evidence used on biology to back uo your claim. so write a summary, your opinion, and biological evidence!
Kevin Gray
Is cumming on essay counts as biological evidence?
Jason Brown
Think of college as a job, where the payment is a degree. You perform the job to your boss's standards, and in this case your boss is a faggy liberal, so you write the essay to his satisfaction. You are not trying to "learn him a thing or two"; you are trying to get paid. So do the job as it needs to be done and understand that there will be a time in life for pride.
1. Intro: Talk about how fake news can cause people to irregularly react at a biological level 2. Summarize the events of fake news and how it can mess with a person's biology; inducing fear, etc 3. Conclude on how we can eliminate fake news to protect people from unnecessary anguish
I can tell you're a goddamned newfag because anyone worth a pinch of salt would know to outjew this kike instead of grandstanding like some alt-right autist.
Lucas Gray
you're right i'll just keep my head down and my mouth shut like a good goy
Jacob Ross
>Upon this, one has to remark that men ought either to be well treated or crushed, because they can avenge themselves of lighter injuries, of more serious ones they cannot; therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge.
Learn to pick your battles. College teachers are generally people who failed in the private sector. They are angry people lashing out at those that put them in their place. Don't blow your load when she's just started a hand job.
Nolan Stewart
>uses deviant language. Blow load. a constant democrat move. know the enemy user. they post as the friend. Enact change by keeping a low profile, collecting all needed evidence and delivering it to the most effective vector(s). Trust no one to do their job. ever.
Benjamin Rivera
the beginning of the term 'fake news' started around the same time as 'Pizzagate'
really revs up the almonds
James Wilson
tell your teacher that you think he's part of the pgate cover up and that he's disgusting migrant democrat gib taking scum, end the essay by saying you'll call ice on his family but not him if he doesn't pass you
Noah Ross
Is this an intro level biology course, ie) a 100 or 200 level course? If so then yeah, I'd be pissed. If it is a higher level course, then it might be more about how to spot shoddy science. In your paper, it would be good to give an example of fake news. Look up one of the polls used in the 2016 election, and demonstrate that the methodology was shit. That states that were historically R, were given d+9 ratings and such. This is a chance to challenge your prof. beliefs in a way that is beyond reproach, if done properly. Also, 3 paragraphs, really? Do five, minumum, I mean shit
You will seriously fuck up your standing with your school if you do this. Liberals are literally braind dead and will just think you're a nutter, even though you are not. Stick to the doctrine and cuck your college years so you can actually build yourself up afterwards. Pick your battles wisely...and pick them at appropriate times. At school is the worst location. Its like telling people that hitler dindy nuffin at your job site. Career suicide brah
Liam Lee
Especially if you're a kiddy diddler with lots of wealthy friends right?
Jason Rogers
The news has always been hoaxed by actors most of the time. Journalists are nothing more than state propagandists. Look for videos on the Sandy Hook hoax.
Angel Brooks
>le college meme you've learned nothing from this place, leave and never return, suffering awaits you, as punishment for not learning let me guess, your height is below 6 feet
Carson Jenkins
>HUGE FUCKING BREAKTHROUGH no breakthrough >HUNDREDS OF CP PICS FOUND nothing found >SURELY ARRESTS ARE COMING everybody still free >EVERYONE WILL BE MURDERED! everyone still alive and kicking >ALEX JONES SPOKE ABOUT IT ON INFOWARS Alex Jones is now getting sued into submission and humbly apologizing >WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS because ZERO PROOF ZERO EVIDENCE GIANT CIRCLEJERK SAGE ROLE PLAYING THREADS PIZZATARDS BTFO PIZZAFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Asher Cook
but I don't see how this could be a bad thing? it's forcing probably a large amount of normies in your class to investigate it. honestly it may redpill the fuck out of some of your classmates trying to research it
Tyler Gomez
they'll most likely just read the article and bullshit some essay to get the grade. probably what I should be doing too, but I can't shake the fact that there's something else going on here that I'm just not seeing.
Luis Anderson
>James Alefantis of Comet Ping Pong and his former boyfriend David Brock, the head of Media Matter for America, are connected to the convicted child trafficker Laura Silsby, who was jailed for abducting 33 children from a Haitian orphanage, through the lawyer Max Maccoby who handled Alefantis' and Brocks' $850,000 blackmail case (gee, I wonder what that was about?).
>Max Maccoby sits on the board of directors of an orphanage called "Friends of the Orphans". According to an interview with Laura Silsbys own Lawyer, Jorge Puello, who was himself wanted by Interpol for sex trafficking crimes and was later caught and convicted, the orphanage that Silsby was caught stealing children from was called "Friends of the Orphans of Haiti".
>Hillary Clinton has inserted herself into the Silsby/Alefantis/Maccoby triangle in at least two separate ways. First, Wikileaks shows her campaign has done fundraisers at Comet Ping Pong; second, while Secretary of State, Clinton personally intervened to get Laura Silsby out of Haitian prison after she was convicted.
>This constitutes proof beyond a reasonable doubt that elite human trafficking rings exist which serve (and likely blackmail) politicians, wealthy businessmen and other influential people.
Kevin Jenkins
Didn't you get exiled to Thailand with the threat of a life sentence? Why does that look like you were charged in possesion of child pornography or what have you? It has activated my almond for a while now.
Levi White
you dont even have to believe in pizza gate to be angry about this, its pure indoctrination what does it have to do with biology.
Gabriel Green
>It's so distracting and unrelated, I just want to learn about cells why am I even writing about this?
Have you thought about bringing this up with the teacher's supervisors? (The Dean perhaps?) Because as you've said it's by no means related to the curriculum. I studied microbiology and never had to deal with something of this nature when in university.
My two cents: It's all speculation and people will draw their own conclusions from the story. (((They))) are conflating speculation and critique (Essential skills which every scientist should be taught) of available evidence with outright fabrication.
Chase Green
that's the problem I'm having here. I don't want to be looking into pizzagate I want to learn about the cell cycle
and to be fair, this was associated with identifying inaccurate science studies but why this story and why the source?
Jason Wright
the rubric isn't even asking us to link the story to science or biology it's simply to read the article and summarize it. there has to be something I'm missing here.
Matthew Robinson
lol i live and work here, legally i shitpost too
Wyatt Peterson
I am no creationist, but the moment your biology teacher mentioned "fake news", you should have suggested the Theory of Evolution just to watch the meltdown
Ian Morris
Just read the encyclopedia dramatica article
CaptchA: atimer enfant
Xavier Johnson
How's high school in 2017?
Grayson Moore
>coffee jew Take cold showers.
Jaxson Jackson
Hahahaha this is really fucked up. They're calling in all favors.
This will just make more people curious.
Ethan Howard
The Imran Awan scandal, which is highly relevant to pizzagate, is going to get very interesting soon. Awans wife has struck a deal with US prosecutors and will be returning to the country to face charges. Get your professor to look into the Awan scandal and follow it.
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Luke Roberts
i do have a question
How is all of that pizzagate going to turn out in the future? I mean there is never going to be a real investigation by the authorities right?
