RUNDOWN ======== >[Charging ceases momentarily] >Next Happening: Turks and Caicos Islands on Thursday night >Windspeed 175MPH >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on (if it isn't already)
So it all will slow down now huh... fuck i wish Miami and all those brown people would get fucked ...
Cooper Thomas
true if big
Luke Murphy
i see pickle rick every time u post this now
pls stop
Carson Butler
IF
Isaac Gray
Ban Assault Hurricanes
Tyler Johnson
Did the chickens arrive safely, KeyWest user?
Juan Parker
...
Oliver Ross
>As the category 5 storm approaches the Bahamas and Florida in the coming days, it will be passing over waters that are warmer than 30 degrees Celsius (86 degrees Fahrenheit)—
>The map above shows sea surface temperatures in the Atlantic Ocean, Caribbean Sea, and Gulf of Mexico on September 5, 2017.
>The data were compiled byCoral Reef Watch, which blends observations from the Suomi NPP, MTSAT, Meteosat, and GOES satellites and computer models.
>The mid-point of the color scale is 27.8°C, a threshold that scientists generally believe to be warm enough to fuel a hurricane. The yellow-to-red line on the map represents Irma’s track from September 3–6.
Logan Perez
Eye looking impressive again. Pressure should be dropping nicely now
Josiah Lopez
/NC/ and /SC/ report in
Statesville NC here.
Christian Hall
I've never seen so much cock in a backseat before.
Grayson Peterson
>slowing down
This is not what was promised.
Wyatt Nelson
Roll Call 772 Reporting
Cooper Jenkins
It's an important graphic. I'm not gonna let redditors ruin it.
Jack Young
Friendly reminder to all fellow NCfags to send your meme energy to Irma to divert it into SC for their terrible choice in BBQ sauce.
Vinegar based is the patrician choice. Mustardfags get out.
Evan Cruz
SMUG
Jaxson Wilson
Interstate reversal on Saturday is gonna be a huuuuge clusterfuck
Henry Parker
Fuquay Varina reporting in
Owen Scott
352 and comfy
Cooper Cook
I like both.
John Kelly
Wait people actually own those chickens in Key West and go out of their way to evac them? What about the iguanas you heartless assholes?
Hunter Price
Oh god I hope it skirts up the coast all the way to New Jersey maximizing damage
I work for insurance and we have been so disaster free that competition is outrageous we keep cutting prices it's fucking insane
Hudson Hernandez
Source?
Jaxon Jones
Glad I'm not there.
Kevin Cox
>parents in the 100% hurricane wind area oh dear
Justin Rodriguez
If my calculations are correct if you drop a 100 megaton nuke in the eye of the hurricane it will dissipate it safely.
Caleb Rivera
...
Jace Jones
>I-10 Fuck.
Hunter Gray
Martial law afterwards is gonna suck too.
Bye bye guns
Adam Morgan
Just get under that bridge and you're fine.
Owen Taylor
>Barbuda under hurricane watch because of Jose
what did they do to deserve this wrath?
Jackson Sanders
I hate mustard, but not enough to sacrifice my life over getting revenge on
Matthew Long
North Myrtle Beach checking in, already bought 10 cases of water and plenty of liquor
Alexander Cooper
that will only make it stronger
Adam Cook
nature is racist, obviously
Dominic Jenkins
Kitty Hawk NC reporting. Waiting for Irma to make the turn.
Evan Hill
>tfw no sea I would rather suffer a hurricane here and there in the land of brick houses and socialized insurance that be a landcucked country which is also furthest away from sea in the whole Yurop
Nicholas Sanchez
What if Irma cucks us and misses florida?
Jaxson Ward
Because storms have white names and they be racist.
Easton Reed
I hope you choke on a pork roll.
Isaac Ward
Harver killed 70 atleast though, and extremely expensive.
Ryan Ross
Don't worry
The Carolinas will be fine-a
Maybe a little thunder and lightning like every other day
Aaron Taylor
It's mostly the eye that I'm worried about. That's going to be the hardest hit area. As long as Central FL isn't getting hit by the hurricane's inner wall then I will probably just have power outages like the last few times.
Wyatt Sanchez
Hillary was a frequent visitor. Probably some kind of child trafficking operation on Barbuda.
Lucas Gomez
probably one of the most HABBENIN blue balls in Sup Forums history
Carson Brooks
This whore needs to veer eastward more so my governor will stop being a faggot and fear mongering. This exact same shit happened with Matthew last year.
it will destroy south carolina in a slightly smaller happening
Easton Parker
Charlotte/Mooresville here. At lunch enjoying a perfect weather day.
Pumped for Monday/tuesday fun.
Matthew Morales
They are going to downgrade it to lvl 4
Jayden Robinson
>Myrtle Beach only been once when I was younger, nice place bro
Isaac Cruz
Being french.
Tyler Garcia
Of actually hope for that >state confiscated guns >tell NRA >NRA sues on your behalf >6 months from now get 20k in damages becuase of the violation in rights
That's worth it
Matthew Sanders
Move to Japan.
Anthony Hall
561 here... Just finished putting up my shutters and enjoying a nice cold one
Michael Ross
Charlotte here, ready for Hugo 2, no-electricity boogaloo.
Justin Perry
...
Gabriel Diaz
matthew had more of an opportunity to turn though, less momentum eastward
Brandon Brown
you know what, starting at 1:01:00 is better
Kevin Perry
Maybe, there is a lot of uncertanty at this point.
Juan Myers
charleston sc here nothing will happen
Chase James
You naive little bitch
Andrew Hill
>drop nuke into hurricane >fallout gets spread up the entire east coast >contaminate the entire south
brilliant plan
Gavin Thompson
Davidson NC checking in
Jack Turner
Both are delicious, faggot
Zachary Russell
813. Going to take pics of the local wally world later
Connor Perry
Is there any city in the contiguous US that doesn't have a chance of natural disaster?
No hurricanes, or tornadoes, or earthquakes, or wildfires, or volcanic eruptions, or flooding?
Dominic Parker
Brushing PR killed a lot of the energy flow from the south. Not as much as a landfall, but the same sort of idea.
Dylan Powell
Evacuate faggit
>be me >live in Az >people bitch about the heat >sitting in my pool drinking beers while the entire southeast drowns or blows away
My view while you get whipped off the earth
Carson Price
are they still leaving the cranes up now that's it's pretty much guaranteed that the eye will pass over miami?
Nathan Rogers
DO IT FAGGOT
Luis Rogers
>tfw sea too cold and country permanently under high pressure for hurricanes to form >tfw no tectonic plates nearby >tfw no volcanoes nearby >tfw no high mountains nearby >tfw no snow storms
Life is too boring
John Thomas
uh-huh. keep thinking that.
Landon Powell
The local republicans aren't bad, usually the Republicans who fuck shit up are Democrats that switch tickets to get elected
Do you know why you guys did not get the movie studio that would up in Wilmiwood?
Jayden Parker
i hope all you happening faggots will settle the fuck down now that you see how hurricanes work Of course the islands get fucked, they're first contact for a cat 5 Florida might lose power, maybe in some places.
William Cook
the upper peninsula of Michigan is pretty calm
Chase Stewart
Most fly over states that aren't in tornado alley.
Jayden Sanders
Is that user Artist here in this thread?
Jeremiah Fisher
Arizona is literally the best state, nothing at all happens here ever, it's just hot as shit year round
Jace Phillips
Miami fag here.
No water in stores, but I have a bunch of gallon jugs, so I should survive.
Though, I'm starting to notice more niggers around. I live primarily in a pretty jewy area, and they usually hire spics.
Are they casing houses?
Is it legal to shoot a nigger who is looting?
Juan Stewart
Software dev here, How long do you think the will the power be out in south Florida?
Jaxon Cox
>usually the Republicans who fuck shit up are Democrats that switch tickets to get elected From your lips to God's ears.
Henry Butler
Your heatwaves are literally a natural disaster
Carson Lopez
Mooresville NC reporting
Joshua Barnes
No, you'll just have a giant radioactive EMPcane
Carter Bailey
You say that but this time next year it's gonna be the same song and dance
James Fisher
>is it legal to shoot a nigger who is looting doesn't Florida still have the stand your ground law?
Gavin Moore
phoenix gets some babby tier earthquakes and that's it I think
but the downside is that it gets fucking hot
Hudson Fisher
The forecast so far for charlotte on Tuesday is some rain and wind.
