The Downfall of the Beeb

According to the BBC, making Sandwiches are now fucking "Food Hacks". This is not satire, this is the state of british journalism atm.

bbc.com/news/av/business-39896838/a-cheaper-tastier-way-to-eat-lunch-at-work

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915
bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
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The absolute madman.

looks, the muslims discovered how to make sandwiches!

>just realising all the mainstream media sources have become fake due to supporting huge conglomerates of mostly left wing media people
But their audience prefers "food hacks" to nuclear war and if we ignore Korea it'll just go away, right?

breaking news:
its possible to put sliced ham and cheese on a piece of bread!
tune in tomorrow when we show you a surprising way to use your kitchen sink for a cheap way of getting clean drinking water!

Don't need to worry about that now do we m8?

>brits used to rule the entire fucking world
>mental faculties eroded to the point where the average bong doesn't understand a bagged lunch

Imma about to make a gin and tonic right fucking now from how sad this is

Don't forget the Tindr poop, it is so important they have been writing articles since the 5th on it,

5th - bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

8h ago - bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915

>Nooze Hacks

do you just roll that bomb at the target?

this is actually much more of a sign of the apocalypse than any wet weather event or threat of war. could've used a "happening" image here too. "the forgotten art of putting food in between bread and eating it as a crude form of sustenance" well fuck me with a dick.

next on the beeb, "dr sillywalks- or how i learned to avoid the next tube station bombing and use my lower limbs to propel me to my place of financial servitude like the upward bipedal savages of times past"

we're in the end times. buckle in.

Well, they're a nation known for fine quinine like beans on toast and toast sandwiches and bread pudding. Are you surprised?

Next episode will be how he is actually being racist as him making his own sandwich is taking a job away from a deserving Nigerian who needs the work to feed his 9 children.

>mfw

This is clearly a tory psy op to convince the peasants to spend less money and stop asking for gibs though. Also those sandwiches look fucking horrid. 95% dry bread.

Shove it up your arse you weird bastard

>sliced roll
>sliced cheese
>sliced meat

>WOW I DIDN'T KNOW GROCERIES EXISTED THAT I DON'T HAVE TO BUY FASTFOOD AND STARKUCKS AND WASTE MY MONEY

U can adjust the yield in the cockpit too really nifty.

That sandwich looks tasty.

>ham
Not for long

just got back from subway
>10 usd for a combo
no wonder sales are plummetint

If only it were legal to own a knife.

> not tendies

REEEEEEEEEEE

is this guy legitimately retarded? or is this some british satire

"the long lost art of pouring boiling water on tea leaves to make refreshing beverage re-discovered"

"more at 11"

I sure love me some two bread and meat thanks to supreme leader.

I'm convinced a significant chunk of people must have some sort of mild retardation at this point.

>just got back from subway
usd for a combo

LIFE PRO TIP FOOD HACK LIFE NIGGERRIG:

Buy bread, cheese, lettuce and ham. Put them together. Save 7 bucks.

That sandwich doesn't look halal, I'm amazed the BBC would post it.

"I should never forget those amazing lunch breaks."
>Literally a piece of ham and cheese on bread

mainstream media is the pr of huge conglomerates, but it's irrelevant if they're left or right wing. they are in control.

fucking kek

fucking britbongs are exactly like yanks

E X A C T L Y

Do you have any more stef shops?

Wtf I thought ham was haram???

We've had over half a century of Yank cultural invasion which coincided perfectly with the systematic destruction of our own conservative institutions and culture.

I think I'd have preferred that the Cold War hadn't remained Cold.

The BBC is cancer. I urge all bongs to discard their electric jews and stop financing a pedo enabling, child abusing agent of zog.
Did I mention fake news?
Did I mention them sending boot boys round your house to demand money with menaces in a most illegal fashion?
Did I mention that it's shit anyway?

There is so much good content available free, we can educate ourselves and cripple this evil institution at the same time

>eating bread (carbohydrates) and lunchmeat (sodium nitrate)

Enjoy being fat and unhealthy.

This must be that famous dry British humour I've heard so much about. No way this is serious.

>all carbs are bad hurrdur

relax SoCal yoga mom

bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

>not reading bbc pidgin

im in tears watching this clip again.

it's like this spoonfed goon's first day without adult supervision. i can't even imagine the bar being so fucking lowered that the target audience of this actually learns something or the idea of a making a sandwich is initially out of this world to them.

i can't wait for next weeks installment when he discovers an obscure trick to turn that bread into toast as if by magic. i imagine this presenter spending less on sandwiches nowadays but more on safety helmets and tongue suppressors since the horrible head injury he most certainly sustained before thinking he was forging a new path in the culinary arts and committing his discovery to film.

and this slow witted groundling gets paid for this and he gets paid in money and now he saves more money because he's discovered how to make a sandwich and sell this information and share this dark art with us plebs.

I never understood why do you need another bread slice of top?

>Construct sandwich
Like a fucking Lego autismo feeding

Why the fuck did that twat not put butter on the bread like what the fuck that's going to be dry as fuck

So you can eat it one handed while gambling.

Not buying butter was probably the most innovative idea in that video. There is undoubtedly some lardass in his office who would steal it for his toast sandwiches.

>discovers an obscure trick to turn that bread into toast as if by magic
fuck! I hope so, always wanted to know how toast is created

dude, posession of butter is almost as much of a crime as having a butterknife. I believe it falls under "knife paraphernalia"

Holy shit you're right, he would need a knive to spread butter on the bread and can't use a knife hahaha The fucking state of UK

Mixing your liqour with something else to enhance flavor and reduce the bite of the alcohol? M8 you might have the food hack of the century right there

I thought you needed to be a world fanous chef to make toast

What's going on with the UK?

this image will never cease to amuse me.

Americanisation

Even we know how to make sandwiches.

>be working extra hours at subway
>you must construct additional sandwiches

what I'm saying is our city people are becoming like yours, buying a sandwich for 3 pounds rather than 5 sandwiches worth of ingredients for the same price

Someone should lodge a few complaints about this blatant disrespect of muslim culture. Ham is Haram

Well yeah.
Plebs.
Peasants.
Serfs.
Proles.
Normalfags and normies.

The "people" that make up the majority have had many names throughout the ages.

Is @PeterSweden in this thread?

>This can't be real
>It is
What's next? A guy realizing that if he walked from his workplace to his home means he's burning calories, so he can eat more without gaining more weight?

this thread is making me hungry

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY COUNTRY

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT YOUR COUNTRY IS FULL OF FUCKING FAGS

>spend all your life in front of a smartphone
>start to realize that you can actually "make" most the things you buy premade
Soon the idiocracy shall be complete

Shame you guys don't have barbecue.

This is completely true that we're undergoing Americanisation.

>Racial politics where it didn't exist before
>The transgender insanity
>Arguments over Trump
>The whole concept of "white people" - a couple of decades ago, native Brits were just "Brits", no need to say "white"
>Lots of our young people are obsessed with Netflix and the garbage they see on that
>Buzzfeed and other American garbage like that

That looks like vomit.

is this some kind of the usual unfunny British shit humor?

Why is that man the worst ever at making sandwiches? You dont even know how to put cheese and ham inside bread? This annoys the fuck out of me. Also the "dont share this video" at the end was fucking annoying too. Thanks for the tip faggot.

wow, thats that crazy pighack they have on the middle of the foodhack

That's the best way. Why didn't he teach us that? How else will we know how to eat?

Suit yourself, it's really good.

>I realized all the ingredients are in the supermarket for me to construct my own one (sandwich)
HAHAHAHAHA you guys are just as bad as us now!!!!!

LMAO brittan spends 7 billion dollars on sadwiches a year.

Im in shock.. the absolute fucking state of britian..

>British
>People
literally devolution due to eroded low iq brains

Lazyness

I cant believe some fucking idiot got paid to make a fucking video about making some shitty ass ham sandwiches. That video took about 1 minute of thought to make.

>save money on food
>make sandwiches and bring to work
>me like ham
>not too fussy about cheese old chap
>make sure add word "surf" to video
>make sure to take a bite out of a piece of bread while yabbering nonsense to the camera.
>be a complete fucking british twat.
>get paid for the laziest video on the face of the fucking earth.

>To mark British Sandwich Week, business reporter Dougal Shaw tried something new. Instead of buying pre-packaged sandwiches at a supermarket, or making them at home - he made them at work with weekly ingredients. He recorded it all on his smartphone as a video diary.

All the shit will fall off?

This is a grown man, and he's just now realizing that he can make his own sandwiches? And what's with his obsession with 'daily bread'? Just buy a fucking loaf of sliced bread, you fucking retard.

And seriously, why would coworkers be jealous of the smell of bread? BREAD? I don't buy it for one second.

I forgot to add
>chicken more filling than ham by a long shot
>butter too bulky.

Who the fuck would ever describe butter as bulky? Those huge oversized brown hard ass European rolls with faggot pumpkin seeds on top are bulky FAGGOT FUCK ME.

He was probably put on some quota to produce a video a month and had to shit out something low effort.

this guy cant be serious
>we wuz chefs n sheit

>We've had over half a century of Yank cultural invasion

>[Karl] Marx moved to London in early June 1849 and would remain based in the city for the rest of his life. The headquarters of the Communist League also moved to London.
Turn about is fair play. Every leftist in the US is a direct spawn of some yuropoor mind virus victim. Little late to be blaming Yanks for the very corruption you housed and foisted upon the world.

This is like when that woman discovered bread.

someone give this retard a Pulitzer prize for outstanding journalism.

I remember when I used the beeb as my primary source of international news.

For gods sake, he's even buying pre-sliced cheese.

I can't imagine how quickly they will die if SHTF

They can't even understand how to use a supermarket.

The Beeb will never fall because they're funded by British taxpayers.

They could stream 24/7 cuckold porn and proper tubgirl techniques and be completely fine for another 100 years, as long as bongs are forced to give them money for every cell phone, monitor, and television that they own.

Keep in mind that the toast sandwich is the pinnacle of cuisine for Britshits.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

That's pretty damn funny though. Seinfeld tier comedy that happened irl.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
It's just bread, what the FUCK?

I can at LEAST see how someone could eat a chip butty. But that's literally just bread.

Elitist ponces who can't be bothered to live even a bit like normal people. To be fair, this one's just a fucking idiot - I'm pretty sure even Lady Judge know about sandwiches, though the latter would never deign to make her own.

BRITISH CUISINE
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It's not bad, desu.

This is extremely ill-advised. Sandwich artists are employed to do these jobs because they know what they're doing. Yes, you can try to make a sandwich yourself. You can also try to fix your car by yourself but chances are without the proper training you're going to make a worse mess than what you started with.

Are you a brit using an American VPN or something? Your typing and vocabulary is very British. I mean, you make a good point and everything, but that's just the thing that popped out to me as I was reading.

> "This is the culinary equivalent of a Rothko painting. Or it's like a sandwich by Marcel Duchamp! It questions the essence of sandwich and language both!"
Holy fuck wth is that horror.

he could be a vacationing bong..weve had cuba and Suriname posters like that before

Ah yes, because it couldn't have anything to do with the fact you cunts have no guns and no spine to defend your rights.
The Second protects the First.
Give em an inch and they'll take a mile.
Enjoy Sharia Law dad.
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