RUNDOWN ======== >[Charging ceases momentarily] >Next Happening: Turks and Caicos Islands on Thursday night >Windspeed 175MPH >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
Situation is dire: Largest natural disaster ever to hit the US Likely to be Cat 5 when it makes landfall Has potential to be the strongest hurricane ever recorded Could potentially drop below 900mbs
Get out while you still can
Brody Ward
>Oh my, look at that phallic landmass jutting into the Caribbean. Think you can handle me big boy?
Joshua Nguyen
She's coming to /ss/ your shed, bby
Andrew Campbell
Who else is /fucked/ here
Levi James
Nah you all will be dead down there Enjoy the fresh bread
Michael Gomez
shit broke
Kevin Sanders
KEK
is this legit?
Brandon Cook
Otto, you fucking faggot.
Tyler Gomez
Help me I like BBWs
Justin Garcia
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Sebastian Sullivan
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
Asher Ortiz
Did the hurricane already land in Florida?
Gabriel Smith
813 Tampafag here. its my first day here. How fucked are we? just barely outside the flood zone.
Ryder Cooper
>yfw Irma snaps Florida's dick
Isaac Ortiz
It's spookier that way
Mason Bailey
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Christian Collins
Saturday night
Austin Long
>took 4 days to convince my Mom to get a hotel room inland >sister and her husband refusing to evacuate, won't board up windows >my niece is 7
I love my sister but god damn she is so stubborn sometimes. I hope they realize on Sunday how serious this is.
Leo Murphy
post more irma chan!
David Rodriguez
Yup, here are my supplies
Xavier Evans
Don't stop posting. I need as much thicc hurricane as I can get
Kayden Cruz
>Ended 59 minutes ago
Noah Richardson
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Dylan Adams
Jupiterbros report in, anyone have a cute sister or cousin I can marry if you survive?
Ryder Sanders
>people thought nuking the hurricane was a serious suggestion
>implying that isnt Heather Heyer coming back for revenge
Joshua Bell
I am. I made a Pumpkin Pie today & when it was done, I accidentally dropped it on the floor when I was taking it out of the oven. I'm fucked because I have no pie.
Sebastian Martinez
Someone should draw this cloud giantess using Florida as a dildo
I'd say in 1 hour they're going to get the strongest winds. The resort is on that somewhat smaller piece on the left.
Parker Cox
The artist user needs to come back soon.
Carter Peterson
HAARP din du nuffinz babby
Jonathan Allen
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Xavier Fisher
Woah...very big if true...
Luis Long
>people actually think this is enough supplies...
Aiden Anderson
We're fine. It'll be fine.
Zachary Torres
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Dylan Jenkins
bruh you going to be salty af Shiner is good though but the rest you need protein and water. that protein crisp thing looks like a desert. go fil your tubs and all containers with water while you can.
Nathan Cox
It is if you're not a fat fuck
Lincoln Roberts
Post spaghetti models please
Colton Green
STOP SEXUALIZING A DESTRUCTIVE FORCE OF NATURE
Carter Wright
Should I evacuate?
Gabriel Lee
I TRIED SO HARD
Justin Clark
Salt cay is kill btw
Ayden Baker
Only retards will believe this.
Chase Howard
>polaris >other anons in jupiter come on guys this isn't space
Angel Murphy
Katia isnt doing shit why are yall even talking about it?
Xavier Ross
Mate that's like enough for one person to not bother with going to the store for a while.
Joshua Hall
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Lucas Collins
I'm so sorry user.
Xavier Anderson
Literally the greatest Tedposting of all time. Went through serval thousand saved photos to find this.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
watchin the turk island stream >no storm surge >no torn out trees >no exploding roofs >no flying animals >electricity working
this "storm" is a bust fuck the weather channel
Jaxson Reyes
I know
Nathaniel King
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Xavier Brooks
>lives in Jacksonville
To be honest it going to a cat2 isn't that bad. Stayed during the last one and learned some good survival tips
Isaac Powell
They haven't seen the worst. Salt Cay is kill, and that is probably Cockburn too
Brayden Lewis
lolno. I want artist user to come back while she's the hot thicc meme, and draws us loads more kink hurricane waifus to post while FLA is being annihilated.
Caleb Turner
Anyone have the site which shows real time data from the weather stations? Wind speed, water elevation etc..
I'd be amazed if it wasn't. This thing is going to lick all of the islands clean of any standing structures.
Christian Bennett
all florida fags this is now a /im compleatly under prepped/ thred irma eddition post your shit
Jack Ross
That is bizarre. Even the names of each start with the same letters. How can that be a co-inky-dink?
Lincoln Anderson
>Senator Cruz, which breakfast cereal do you prefer?
>Well... >I can tell you who doesn't prefer breakfast cereal... >And that's Donald Trump... >Now, I'm no Donald Trump... >He prefers cookies ... >As a Constitutional Conservative. I have consistently fought for you AGAINST the Cookie Cartel... >Now Donald. Donald will tell you he's no longer FOR cookies... >Donald will tell you he's now AGAINST cookies... >No one really knows where Donald stands on cookies... >Donald Trump HIMSELF... >doesn't know where he stands on cookies... >But one thing we can ALL agree on is... >Cookies have NOplace, at our breakfast table.
Isaac Morgan
The wind fucked the camera up
Wyatt Rogers
Stay out of South Carolina, Irma. Florida get fucked!
Austin Adams
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Brandon Reed
>broward Hopefully the waters will take the niggers to sea
Jaxon Brown
Yuros literally cannot compete
Eli Davis
>the food and beverage choices portrayed in said pic are specifically made and produced for fat fucks
You gluttonous slugs aren't fooling anyone.
Liam Rodriguez
Give me the rundown, all I know is that Barbuda was flattened (but only 10 people died because they were all in shelters?).
James Morgan
Is there a site to see the actual path of Irma so far? I wanna know how bad it hit certain islands.
