IQ 89, life sucks

>coming to terms with the fact that I have an IQ of 89
What the fuck can I do. How can I reconcile my political beliefs with the fact that I'm literally fucking retarded. I'm a national socialist, but I'm 5'4" and 300 pounds, with 70k in student debt. (dropped out so no degree even) I'd be the first in the gas chambers. Fuck, I can hardly tie my shoes, and I'm 27 years old with no driver license, job history, and living with my mother. With an IQ of 89, working at McDonalds is an intellectual feat.
I have such high hopes of becoming a doctor, or scientist, or obergruppenfuhrer, but I can't even drive a car or take an order at a fast food restaurant without getting confused.
Fuck me. Just fuck me hard.

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>89 iq
>got accepted to college in the first place
Nice larp thread

Are you sure that you're not just a trolling libtard? Whatever you are, go blow something up. Hoard fertilizer, go build a nice bomb. Shit needs to escalade.

you are a burden on your mother, you must leave immediately, stupid is not an excuse. Stop being a parasite now you fat juggalo swine. go see if the army will take you.

you are being a nigger. its time to stop acting like a black.

I was literally a politically correct deversity hire. When I was 18-20, I was a hardcore Marxist, and I was a social work/womans studies major as a man. I had a HS GPA of less than 2. I dropped out of uni after staying socialist, but becoming a national socialist. Another factor was I got red pilled HARD after working as an intern, and I lost all faith in the system. Then I got black pilled and here I am.

be less stupid

Oil rigs.
You are not smart, or handsome.
So the only way for you to make a difference is risk.
You only need your grade 10 jell Canada takes in immigrants even Americans on the patch.
This is the only way you will get a house or laid.
Godspeed retard.

IQ is a great thing but I've known many people who are really smart but just waste their potential. The people I've seen who achieve are those lower IQ people who are extremly driven and end up doing more.

>reconcile

>iq 89

you don't have an iq of 89 but you are a brainlet if you think anyone with an iq of 89 would ever use reconcile in a sentence.

you are prolly at 105. sad, sad brainlet.

It's okay, OP. I've got a 75 IQ myself but I did a PhD in Women's Studies and now I'm making over 100k a year as a college professor. I believe you can do it!

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How are you not able to drive a car or order food? Do you just lose track of the ingredients and names of the food or something while you're looking at them?

Calling bullshit

STOP TROLLING NIGGER

People with 89 IQ can't write a paragraph and put all the commas mostly in the right places.

literal retards get accepted into American colleges, I'm not even fucking kidding here's video proof
youtube.com/watch?v=NIbGl4G8ebk

Go on youtube and type "downs syndrome college acceptance" and you get thousands of results, American colleges are a joke.

kill yourself mate

you're a nigger to us for all we care, thanks to you our average IQ is 100 instead of 115 like jews

change your gender and become the world's biggest freak. you can make money off of youtube views.

just market yourself as "World First Fat Tranny White Nationalist"

I can pass college and do all the book learning, I just can't put it to use in real life. I'm retarded, as in I think way way slower than the rest of humanity. I also get lost in my own neighborhood and have trouble telling right from left, and I lose my keys or lock myself out of the house once every few months.

t. 91 IQ

The fact that you can write this out, understand it, and correctly spell "obergruppenfuhrer" means that you're smarter than you give yourself credit for.

Also, wishing you'd never been born is 100% compatible with a belief in eugenics.

You don't have an IQ of 89, user, because people with an IQ of 89 are barely capable of introspection. If you had an IQ of 89,

>You'd either blame others for your failures,
>or you would be incapable of recognizing your own inadequacies, due to the Dunning-Krueger Effect.

If you want to understand life, study death. It doesn't matter what you accomplish user, as the Life Review fucks you over in the end and you get reincarnated until you learn your lessons.

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You do probably have Nonverbal Learning Disorder, though, which sucks, because I have it, and it makes life a living hell.

Lose 150lbs and either enlist or learn a trade. You don't need to be a genius to be a heavy machinery operator or HVAC repairman but you can make a good living on it.

In the meantime lose some fucking weight and get a job. Restrict yourself to 1500 calories/day, maybe less. You'll start losing weight either way

If you're going to larp like a retard then be less eloquent.

risk is a great idea.
Try cell tower work op. gets you in shape, they'll take anyone, pay is excellent depending on how far north you are, and mostly all you have to do is not die

You're already too literate to be considered 89 IQ. Just changing a question mark to a period isn't cutting it. That said, what are the benefits of pretending to be retarded?

Buy and test various nootropics.
Some will leave you retarded, others will make you >200IQ for about 4-6 hours. Use it strategically. Ever need to do a test or study? Noot up and go for it.

Else chimp out like the 89IQ you are.

Y'all know 30% of the population have an IQ between 100 and 85, right? 16% have an IQ between 80 and 89.
You're grossly underestimating the capability of IQ of 89. That's low average, and the upper limit at that.

Muster up some fucking motivation and learn a trade. You don't need to an genius IQ to get a certificate as a scaffolder, carpenter or fitter-and-turner. Go drive trucks or trains, or work on the rigs and mines. You can make a reasonable income, contribute to the functioning of society and always quietly speak out in support of our race.

>Parents with average 100 IQ
>Turns out I have an IQ of 120
>Most of my family are spics and celebrate my intelligence every time
>"Oh but you are so smart, you can do everything"
>A's in everything
>For some reason I can remember most things I read almost perfectly
>Eventually tested for IQ when shoved into mental hospital again
>122
>Drop out from highschool
>GF who I known since I was a kid dies from cancer
>Depressed all the time
>Shitty GED
>Tried college but ended up leaving
>I leave every shitty job I get
>Even when I get a decent one I still leave it
>Eventually I can't find any
>Spend whole days watching memes
>I'm nervous all the time
>Gets even worse if I'm alone
>I can't drive alone or I get fucking hysterical
>Talk to myself a lot
>My only skills are manipulating people into doing shit and crafts
>That alone won't give you a life in today's society

120 Should be the minimum needed for at least a decent life and I still couldn't do shit.

Using proper grammar, Oxford comma and can spell obergruppenfuhrer. IQ 89.

I can tell bait thread when I see one

I don't know, I think it could be fun for a day
>go into fast food places, eat stuff off people's trays
>when they get mad just grunt "me retarded!"
>grab boobs of random girls
>just act confused and scared when people yell at you
>go into an antique store and start breaking everything while yelling "RETARD SMASH!"

Larp confirmed

blast from the past

I think you may be developing schizophrenia

Smellls like shilling to me

>I have an IQ of 89
>I'm literally fucking retarded
>I'm a national socialist

all you had to do was say the last part and we'd know the second part to be true. then again, you ARE, in fact, stupid as shit, so i'm not actually surprised by any of this.

>deversity

he's not larping.

AKA SLD.

Did you receive an IEP in school?

>libertarian :^)

>IQ tested at 137
>Ace every subject in HS, skipping years, gifted & talented programs, all that shit.
>Medical admissions tests put me in the top 1% of medical school applicants
>Never have to study through the first 2 years of med school, still in the top tier of students
>Develop depression
>Qt highschool gf leaves me
>Fail a year
>Barely scrape through subsequent year but pass
>Now just about guaranteed a job, literally all I need to do is tick a box on the hospitals' websites and email them my resume.
>Can't even work up the motivation to do that.
>Only get another chance because a rural hospital saw that I applied on their website and phoned to offer an extension on the resume submission period.
>Extended deadline now passed
>Just want to drive my car into a tree

>hurr I'm a retarded nazi
Nice bait thread Shlomo.

It's about hard work, any idiot can learn via rote to get through schooling and get a position like doctor or lawyer.

You talk pretty well for a mongoloid

>tfw too intelligent

Just drink a bucket of cum a day.
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sage

paul ? duke ?

can someone help me

wait until you're too depressed to brush your teeth

All Americans are retarded. Your country must be destroyed for the sake of the civilized world.

Stupid creative writing. There's no way an 89 IQ person would bother to write something like this. If they were actually in such a position they'd be trying to figure out how to steal more food from their job or staring at the cashier's boobs instead.

Please help. I'm an alt-right conservative with an IQ of 91 and this guy keeps tricking me. First, he said he had a secret plan to beat ISIS in 30 days and I believed him. Never happened. Then he told me he was going to build this wall and make Mexico pay for it, but that turned out to be total bullshit because it looks now like I'm paying for the wall. I don't know why, but I kept giving him more chances, and he told me he was going to fix Obamacare. That turned out to be a lie too. Now he just keeps telling me how hard he's working for me, but all he does is play golf all day. I know I'm stupid, but how can I stop this guy from continually lieing to me and fucking me over. Please help!

>passable syntax
>uses word "reconcile"
>5'4" 300 lbs

LARP harder this could have been some gilded cringe but you were too lazy and blew it.

>best civilization on the planet
>must be destroyed for the sake of the civilized world

kek

>be idiot shill
>act like moron nazi
>think this makes me smart
>still idiot shill
Well played.

D-dr. Sullivan??

You did not compose that post with an IQ of 89. You are a douchebag with a slightly above average to average IQ

IQ 82 here. I'm aware that that's borderline handicapped. The bright side is that I lucked out in other parts of the genetic lottery in that I'm tall, muscular, and good looking. I think it's for those reasons that life isn't too bad from me, either that or I'm just too stupid to know better.

Just saw this video last night. Glad I found a meme of it today.

>With an IQ of 89, working at McDonalds is an intellectual feat.
False. Just realize you won't be hired for your mind.

Learn something until it becomes second nature then get a job in that. You'll do better than most if you literally just apply yourself.

i feel like pic related but 3x the weight and heavily in debt

Is this bait? If it isn't, well, it probably won't be an issue given your limitations, but don't reproduce.

>cuck pinwheel flag

of course this puerile, delicate bitch gets triggered super hard by reality.

Niggers have an average IQ of 85 and they have worked out exactly what to do: Blame whites, vote Democrat, demand gibs

At least you're white.
>Vietnamese 2nd gen
>Asian, so can't get the job without being top 1%
>Dark skinned Jungle Asian, so not even an honorary white
>Not dark enough to avoid having leftists say I am privileged.
I just want to have my efforts acknowledged.

This. I administer ASVAB. If you're that dumb you wouldn't make it into community college, much less a university.

>With an IQ of 89, working at McDonalds is an intellectual feat
So is getting into post-secondary institutions. You didn't really research this LARP beforehand, did you?

Last one is William Luther Pierce

Finally recalled the second face. Hans-Hermann Hoppe.

Holy fuck this is almost me to a T. What the fuck.

I feel like I would prefer 2 more inches of height to be 6'1 rather than having a high IQ, no matter how many weights i lift ill never be over 6 foot, cursed to be 5'11, right fucking below 6' feels like a cruel cosmic joke.

Just be a very likeable guy.

sounds like me a few years back, only difference is now i've gotten fat and apathetic to everything, run family buisiness so at least i'm not cucked moneywise other than that waiting for nuclear hellfire.

I'm 6'1 and just slightly too dull to break out of mediocrity. Would take that trade any day.

How does it feel to know I only took one IT test, Security+, that was worth 300$ and make 156k per year?

SAME! I'm a janitor and I hate having a low IQ since I realize anything I believe is just the belief of a person with an IQ of 91. Which is my Iq

>he thinks getting accepted into a college is some kind of feat
>he thinks colleges are super exclusive and totally don't bend over backwards to get even the most mediocre students enrolled for that delicious government financial aid
money

>iq of 81
>national socialist

not surprised

LARP
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How the hell do you niggers know what your IQ is? It's like a $300 test and requires visiting a professionally licensed psychologist / psychiatrist. You know you can't get a valid IQ test online and that the "school" IQ tests are bullshit, right?

127 IQ and a loser NEET. I'd trade 20 IQ points for some proper motivation.

>thinks the composition of that post is in any way consistent with borderline intellectual impairment (poor analytical reasoning)
>fucks up the number (poor working memory)
>reddit spacing

this guy would know, he administers ASVAB and those who administer ASVAB are even lower IQ

Bullshit. If you had an IQ of 89 you wouldn't be able to write complete and coherent sentences. Faulty test. Forget about it.

And so you fucked up, but you're only 27. You can still fix things. Go take care of business you lazy shit and quit complaining like a manchild.

"I'm literally fucking retarded. I'm a national socialist"

Good nazis are hella stupid. Dues Vult Collectivist scum!

>Faulty test. Forget about it.
nice sentence fragments
low IQ detected

Colleges try to get Mediore students but will settle sometimes for average

I'm 18 and already fucked my life up

Christianns are stupid individualist scum

Average IQ of Africans in south african universities have less than 100 IQ

143 IQ, I have a bachelor's and am working on my master's.

I am 30, I have no friends, I cannot find a job, and spend my days having fantasies of moving to a country that will provide me a life, as well as ones of me shooting myself in the head.

I have everything it takes to have a stable life, everything but the job, but I cannot get a job, no one hires me.

82 my man hmm what race?

"Forget about it" is not a sentence fragment you stupid nigger.

>measuring IQ in points
>mfw
im not putting a jpeg cuz im lazy

I'm 5'10 and sorta consider myself too tall

nigger isnt a real word

Get on my level fgt
>81 mensa tested IQ, not some online meme test like yourself
>Failed Bootcamp
>Failed UNI
>To stupid to learn anything
>Future hobo

Hey at least you're not 5'6" like me. Be grateful you fucking giant nigger

>Germany
Or just go back to Sudan, muhamad

Mensa iq tests are online. Oh and just be a janitor I'm a janitor and I like it.

89 is not the threshold at which gainful employment becomes impossible.

It's 82.

Oh now i understand Sup Forums you all are actually retarded

actually American colleges are generally the highest standard of higher education in the world, they're just varied, particularly in terms of competitiveness.

If it makes you feel better my IQ is 134 and Im a dumb NEET who never went to uni