/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Conch Republic Edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>[Charging ceases momentarily]
>Next Happening: Turks and Caicos Islands on Thursday night
>Windspeed 175MPH
>Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas
>If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

mahobeachcam.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=sJDDxaq_C5M

youtube.com/watch?v=KGkiG3g8PuI

codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

Other urls found in this thread:

washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/post-nation/wp/2017/09/06/home-to-hemingway-and-lazy-days-key-west-girds-for-hurricane-irmas-wrath/
youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT1 shtml/
archive.fo/NQQbW
youtube.com/watch?v=Z1HQF5fI3Q0
youtube.com/watch?v=9gVFeGLROmA
nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT1 shtml/080259.shtml
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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First for nucleargatorcane

>THAT'S MY FLAG

We're all drunks and bums.

Just got off work. So whats the damage?

Why so early

Cockburn is kill

Next NHC advisory at 11pm Eastern.

While you wait, read about the dumb bitch who plans to become an hero in Key West because she won't leave her cats behind:

washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/post-nation/wp/2017/09/06/home-to-hemingway-and-lazy-days-key-west-girds-for-hurricane-irmas-wrath/

Yankee Town is kill too

Death to all Yankees

FINALLY, an OP without extra [embed]s and a fucking title! Brb, converting to Islam.

any other south FL flags really over the hype? FL has been preparing in a panic since Sunday. This isn't a third world island and it isn't hitting as strong. This circle jerk is getting old I feel like everyone involved already came 3 times and now everyone is just looking around akwardly.

got link where NHC advisory will be posted at?

Cat 6 pls

have the Turks and Caicos Islands been killed yet or is Irma-chan still en-route?

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

This thing will be fine

r-right?

My baby's long and tall,
She's like a cannonball
Say, everytime she loves me,
Lordly, you can hear me squall
She cried, Ooo-wee
I believe I'll change my mind
She said, "I'm so glad I'm living"
I cried, "I'm so glad you're mine"

honestly probably will all be OK.

Why are the NHC advisories in this format?
Do they broadcast RTTY? If so what frequencies?

nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT1 shtml/

/305/ here. My home's made of reinforced concrete, on elevated land, there's steel shutters on all the windows, and it's about 10mi inland, so I'm safe from any surge.

feels good man.

pic related, costco two days ago.

I'm in St Pete

prob gonna call out of work tomorrow

if it hits us the whole Tampa area is going to be under water, worse than any flooding seen before

HOLY SHIT!

WHAT IF THE HURRICANE DESTROYS THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS AND THE SIZE OF IT BRINGS NUCLEAR CLOUD WITH RAIN OVER THE WHOLE EASTERN SEA BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Finally there was a short blib of life from Turks and Caicos.
Some nig hiding in a supermarket. Managed to mention how she thinks the roof is about to go.
It was already leaking water through.
Then the stream disappeared and the facebook map is yet again dead silent.
I have a feeling they've lost their communications just like all other islands and are now slowly getting rekt by the winds.

Did you get supplies? I want a pic of your fortress

Archived: archive.fo/NQQbW

Also, NEW JEFF RTs!

>mfw hurricane season is going to actually kill me this year

Contributing some oc thicc for my fellow Floridians.

what if your mom wasn't a slut and increased the overall autism of the entire world.

Will post direct link to advisory at nhc.noaa.gov when available along with wind probability charts.

>proxy
do hurricanes ever go near you

Spann is a reliable weather source tbqh.

That is super lewd taking FLA up the pooper, Irma-chan!

They made it through Andrew fine, and I think they were prepping to shut down. They won't be under any electrical load once the lines get damaged anyway.

pretty sure it's near impossible for a hurricane to hit the ABC Islands

damn

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Americans are so ugly

I'm somewhat over it. For all it seems like everyone is losing their shit, everyone in my neighborhood is staying.

0Z NAM RUN COMPLETELY MISSES FLORIDA,AYY LMAO

>live in bham area
>have massive tornado outbreaks a few times every year
>Spann remains calm and is comfy as F5 tornado comes stright at you

Spann is comfy and I'm happy I live in an area where I get to see him in emergancies.

Admiralty, Baranof, and Chichagof is in Alaska though

checked

da fuq is spann

checkedx2

A meteorologist.

checked

NYC HIT MAY BE BACK ON THE MENU

holy fuck,trump is going to be pissed if this happens

Another Irma-chan for my collection!

>pussy looks like fleur-de-lis

...unless that's Katrina farking FL on her way to NOLA?

hmm

youtube.com/watch?v=Z1HQF5fI3Q0
this is spann

we're running out of supplies from giving it to other caribbean nations

last year we had hurricane matthew
shit was bad

looks grim for us this year if everywhere else is getting hit

I'm actually happier with this model, means it'll weaken faster going up the state.

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how do you people ive on these random ass islands..seems boring as fuck

F

Humboldt County, Commiefornia here. I'm praying for you guys out in Florida, Georgia, the Carolinas and any other states that get hit.

Hurricane irma is gettin pretty damn thicc she's a really big girl

Any FL fags here evacuating?

I miss Regular Show

>Caring about NAM

If that happens, pigs will fly.

No it won't. The outer bands will suck in tropical moisture from both sides of the State and the everglades/south florida won't be able to shear it.

There is going to be a defined Eye Wall at least until Orlando. You won't see this bitch lose hurricane force until well past the Georgia border.

Top-tier meteorologist. Alabama gets a lot of Tornados and he does a great job of keeping people up-to-date and calm.

Is it dabbing to mock us?

the ending was so shitty and abrupt and the timelapse made me want to bash my head in

but yes
I do miss it

NAM went full fucking potato

Yeah, sucks for Floridians though. Hopefully it'll pass quickly.

Ooh shit this is gonna be worse Tha i thought

I'm supposed to evacuate I'm in Pinellas evac zone A

dude this hurricane is going to consume the entire state, it's as big as the entire gulf

>Is it dabbing to mock us?
My God it is, Irma fucking based as hell.

kys nigger

h5 is completely different,nam's not going to be that wrong

watch all the other models come in looking like this

I want to cum inside Irma-chan.

This will definitely be interesting

Any cams that aren't in the storm yet? I want to watch it arrive.

I heard the network canned it halfway into that last season, but the crew was planning on a ninth. They had 15 episodes to end the series after that and had to throw away a bunch of plotlines like the vending machine guy being in space with them (you can see him in the dome introduction video) and the earth exploding.

Damn the animation got shitty during that montage, too. It declined overall but the designs were so bad.

Just two extra cases of bottled water just because I wanted to see the line and some comfy snacks. I was already stocked up for SHTF otherwise.
>also revealing where I live when a storm is coming, while being well prepared
I don't want basketball americans visiting my house because their trailers got btfo again (because nogs never learn even after andrew)
are you for real?

>americans
Maybe five to ten people in that image are white, if that many. Most are cuban and other hispanic.

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If the Euromodel shifts even as far as the East Coast I will be amazed

>I'm in Pinellas evac zone A

When are you planning to leave? I want to take off via us-19 I want to avoid the traffic on I-75.

New tidbits vid up: youtube.com/watch?v=9gVFeGLROmA

Fucking Christ

Projections of Tropical storm force winds extended to the Kentucky/Ohio border.

Does anyone know if Carlos survived?

ots actual meteorologists are giving some credence to this nam run is because of the MAJOR changes aloft....you don't see this often

He ded

Anyone wanna share the Euro's path for Jose?

I'm not. I could go to my moms house 2 hours North but a cat 5 would rip her roof off. I'm safer here even if there's flooding. I have immediate access to a 5+ story concrete parking garage fortress

11pm advisory on Irma available

nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT1 shtml/080259.shtml

Periscope addicks
He lived but hasnt posyed again

Models coming in. More shifting west. Press F.

OH SHIT,HI RES NAM AGREES

>ITT:
Post thicc irma art and attempt to identify whomst'd've the artist is

11am advisory our girl is 165mph and NAM has it OTS.

>HURRICANE WARNINGS GOING OFF

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

this is the newest model run

>out of hurricane watch
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HYPE

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

>...HURRICANE AND STORM SURGE WARNINGS ISSUED FOR SOUTH FLORIDA AND
THE FLORIDA KEYS...

Serious question how hard would it be to make a model? I assume its all machine learning?

>OTS.
not ots at all,verbatim it hits south jearsy

What the fuck is this shit? It's going literally anywhere

Why is Irma getting weaker?

I thought it was in my headphones for a minute, put my fucking phone on vibrate now.