CATEGORY 5 CONFIRMED HEADING STRAIGHT TO FLORIDA!!! SENDING ENERGY TI CHARGE THAT SUCKER UP TO A CATEGORY 6!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGJHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Also RIP to any Floridians trying to escape, your fucked. Traffic will be backed up for two days time to start praying son lol.
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My brother lives near St. Petersburg. How fucked is he?
Why can't spics and niggers plan ahead? White people were probably all out two days ago.
Forgot link again wtf.
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Haha fuck you Florida niggers.
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Probably more than fucked. Irma is huge, bigger than 3 Cubas combined! Plus St Petersburg is on the coast, major major flooding will occur I'd be surprised if he's alive in a week.
Thanks for taking one for the team Floridabros. Who else /comfy/ in the southeast?
>Have to leave your house behind every time a storm comes
Miami fags BTFO. Osceola reporting in.
the news once said that Katrina was headed straight for Florida. It decided to fuck New Orleans instead
sarasota here, getting uncomfy
It shifted west
You bet ;^)
Dear Lord, we beseech thee to cleanse our once proud nation from all non-whites and other genetic trash. Show us on earth what your kingdom of heaven will be. Grant to us the power of discernment and the will to say no to any who shall attempt to defile our great race. In the name of the father, the son, and of the holy spirit. Amen.
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I truly hope you burn if you would celebrate your countrymen suffering.
I don't really hate ya leafs all that much, but I am salty you cunts took our title of world shitposting champs. I'm trying really hard to get that award back.
Still wigs me out that her parents were taking these photos.
>implying floridians do not jam traffic on a daiky basis hurricane or no
>t. civic nationalist
You're already nothing , canada, enjoy having cuckdeau take all of the worlds trash since we're sick of them.
PRAISE BAAL IF YOU WANT IT TO GROW BIGGER
Cat 6 will never exist. Move on to a new fetish.
RIP all Floridians who drive a stick, their left leg is done for. I crap up just thinking about that traffic.
Rolling for Floridafags to get wiped.
>Floridians
>Americans
Pick one and only one, my Caribbean friend
>The governor warned of a potentially “traumatic” storm surge of more than 10 feet and said the water “could cover your house.”
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if he lives near the coast he is fucked
Don't listen to this tard; St. Petersburg is upper north west, getting close to the panhandle. If he's sheltering in place and not on the coast he's fine, if he is on the coast he still has time to make it into at least Georgia but have fun with that traffic. Military bases are up that way so they'll get food, water, and services back first.
Why can't the US make up their own city/town names? Don't you have like 3 Viennas too?
WHAT ABOUT MOLOCH
Florida is a multicultural hellhole could give a fuck less what happens there.
Backstory?
Nani
The Trump curse is real.
Good to know, thanks user.
burning man and bohemian grove worship him. Sick magic to mess with.
DESTROY MIAMI IRMA-CHAN
>Category 6
lol nigga wut
I'd rather live next to mexicans and asians than to that white fat trash from florida that cnn showed today. God I don't even consider them whites desu.
A Cat5 by any other name is just a storm.
I will enjoy it more than the suckers who are not prepared for the coming collapse. Canada was over long before Trudeau, he's just the final nail in the coffin.
My cars comfy at the dealership and I'm riding the storm out at home. People are panicking over nothing and fucking up just getting gas, my legs are gonna be just fine. east central FL btw
Time to refill the everglades.
Based mother nature.
Another way of saying that It will be stronger than katrina and Andrew combined in which it very well could be considering it's still charging up and gaining momentum by the minute.
All the warm air from the Caribbean is making it stronger.
What if while we were in a high pressure system we sucked in the air. Then when a low pressure system like this threatened us. We sent the air back out?
prais frog kek spirit bomb
That's why I included genetic trash in my prayer, user.
In north central florida
rolling the dice on this one
YOU'RE ALL FUCKED
30FT WAVES BTW
30 FT
RUN
gonna kill me some looters
Based Poseidon washing away all the beaners and faggots
There won't be 30ft waves shut the fuck up
>Hurricane kills most boomers retiring in Florida.
>USA enters a golden age.
And it will be still be classified as a Cat 5. You can't get more catastrophic than catastrophic.
Jupiter here. My body and boat are ready.
Good luck Floridabros from
Texas. Hoping/praying you guys don't
get wiped from the face of the Earth.
Gods judgment on the porno makers
I hope Florida man pulls off some shenanigans for us to read about once the dust is settled
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So it's NOTHING again. Fucking "happening" bots
YOU'RE RIGHT
THEY'RE 32FT
YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGER
Shiteating retard. Nothing "confirms" this. The storm has been losing steam all day now.
The Dike is over 100ft wide at the base I believe and is undergoing rock-fill reinforcing in the the center collumn if I'm not mistaken. The possibility of it breaking still exists with three to four terrential downfall from soaking up warm 13ft deep lake water and sitting still above it the whole time.
The last time that happened most land ownership documents were wiped out too, along with most the population. Just sayin.
If I was a Floridian, I would have left after Harvey because you could see Irma gearing up to blow in.
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Cat 5 is highest Cat you plebian
The definition for Cat 5 is Total Catastrophe, it doesnt go higher you mongol
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Is that ivanka
Harvey Shills in full damage control. Fuck off shill, Based Irma deserves more attention.
We've made up plenty, although for the plagiarized city names we do have are due to the fact most of the people who settled these areas were European immigrants straight from Europe, although the city name St. Petersburg is probably more of a reference to Saint Peter than the Russian city itself
>tfw adaptive cruise control
Nah, you're just upset because you're wrong and going full retard.
>spend hours waiting in line for gas
>spend hours in traffic and waste gas you spent hours in line for
Ha
No shit Sherlock. It's a fucking metaphor you literal autistic kike.
But whate if one cat5 hurrkane be double as strong as anoter cat5 hurrkane
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
Go to your browser and type in "Irma" it's literally getting stronger. The warm air from the Caribbean is making it stronger and charging it up.
The metaphor makes no sense and is redundant, you melodramatic nigger
Doesn't matter
user watch the road!
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audibly kekd
Everyone pray that the three hurricanes merge into one. We need something really entertaining.
Gibbing energie nao
I think he's okay since he's on another continent
You mean the wind shear that's going to kill it? Nah m8.
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Miami will be underwater on Monday
Rolling for total annihilation of Florida.
I can promise you that Floridaman survives and that there will be new legends.
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If irma is so strong how come the caribs are fine?
The sea giveth and the sea taketh away. Florida might be blue now, but it's gonna be all red for the foreseeable future
Good luck Florida Scrambles the Death Dealer is on its way.
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we have the best viennas. fuck off.
Currently in Florida waiting to die. Fuck evacuation.
Hurricane Irma is going to wash away or force out so many people in Blue Florida that the panhandle demographics will over take and keep the state deep red for the next few election cycles. Same with Houston wrecking a Dem Stronghold in Texas.
Gods of the Sea confirmed Republicans.
It's a reference to Russia. There were two guys who founded the city the and made a coin flip deal. The winner got to name the city after his hometown and the loser named the first hotel. That's why the city is St Petersburg and there's the Detroit downtown
Thanks.
Man I miss that show
Cleanse Florida of one of the worst ghettos in America! Video related :/