GO TO YOUR FUCKING MICROWAVE AND TURN IT ON FOR A FEW SECONDS. IVE MICROWAVED ALOT OF SHIT LIKE THIS (AND I OWN TWOO DIFFERENT ONES..) AND THEY NEVER GET HOT LIKE THIS. LIKE BURN MY HAND FROM THE OUTSIDE
>SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT, WTF IS GOING ON?
is this that electrostorm? or something else?
It's the old gods magic being reborn
wtf is going on guys
seriously what is going on? has anyone else checked this out? i just went and turned my microwave on for 30 seconds and it started radiating heat instantly, like an open over door kind of heat. i unplugged that shit and put a towel over it
im seriously spooked. if OP hadnt posted this thread i would have just thought my microwave was broken. now idk what to think. im fucking scared. this seems big...
i need some more anons on this ASAP!
OP where do you live. could this be a location thing maybe related to the electro storm? did i just fucking fry my brain or something
...
shut the fuck up
I just checked mine out and I needed to use a stick to stop it. It was too hot to get near. the fuck.
You've probably got a leaky microwave, bro.
Also, not Sup Forums related.
Time travel bro. Haven't you seen steins gate? rip the door off
>look at the date
>day after tomorrow
Why is nobody specifying to put food in it first or at least a mug of water? To make any other happenings look retarded? Is this a vitamin K or crystals thread. They tend to get warm. If it were having any odd effects wouldn't it be heating up while it is turned off? It's a faraday cage not a meme
garbage thread
big if true
Mine isn't getting hot. Nigger.
seriously wtf man....
im not turning that thing on but ive only owned mine for like 3 months and it worked fine last week.
OP reporting same problem is scaring the shit out of me. what does this mean? what else could it be doing?
WTF, posting from phone, just set my microwave to 20 seconds and the timer just froze and it won't turn off, I tried getting too the plug but I couldn't stand the heat.
OH GOD WTF MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Wtf are you slobs talking about
ThisHook a cellphone up to it and save Europe
test your fucking microwave RIGHT NOW
mine is fucking melting in australia, WTF GUYS ITS END TIMES FUCK
It's one of these is it. I dont even need to get up to say this is already all fake
OP here called my mom. same things. shes flipping shit that jesus is coming back or something. brother is calling me now.
i live on west coast
Ya'll got shitty microwaves lmao.
Thanks trump
Godspeed user
F
WTF... my mum keeps freezer bags on top of the microwave..
i just had to put them somewhere else so they didn't melt...
i think the solar flare blew some capacitors in the circuitry or something.
WHAT IN THE FUCK
MY HOT POCKET CAUGHT FIRE IN 8 SECONDS
What happens if you microwave a DVD copy if Contact
Gee, it's almost like with no food to absorb the energy, the microwave oven itself heats up dangerously! I can't believe they don't explicitly tell you not to do this in the manual!
Please fuck off back to /x/ you pot-smoking imbicile.
>i just went and turned my microwave on for 30 seconds and it started radiating heat instantly, like an open over door kind of heat
ill bite, go get a camera and record that shit faggot
fuck me man. im central cali.
what the shit? can other anons confirm?
i unplugged everything but internet and computer. its worth the risk to keep up on this. fuck that fridge though
>vacuum tubes and capacitors
your just stoned user
everyday that passes we have more /x/tards invading Sup Forums and the mods let it happen.
Put your pet or infant inside and turn it on to confirm
report this shit
guys this is a fucking slide thread
The secret is to microwave pure distilled water for 10 mins on high, take it out and pour salt into it. Super cool for science. Trust me. Do it.
AHHH WHAT THE FUCK MY FACE IS BURNED JESUS CHRIST
le XD memers!
OH FUCK BITCOINS CRASHING AHHHHHHHHH
SELL SELL SELL AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pretty colours
I hear injecting air bubbles into yourself works, too
look at these fucks sliding info on microwaves being fucking DEATH TRAPS
its from HAARP being used to cause the hurricanes
because thats not how it works you fucking moron.
this isnt god damn normal. fucking microwave-jew trying to say the world is OK. this is not OK!
Why didnt you shut off haarp then
>this is how microwaves work
saged and reported because this isn't /x/
I tried and I accidentally the whole microwave
Fucking faggot your days are numbered
some say the cucumber tastes better pickled, and some know.
Fuck you cunts. It's cold.
hope you get banned for announcing reports you stupid faggot.
this is fucking political. wtf is going on. we need answers. have you even tested your microwave, fucker?
this is probably THE happeneing and YOUR sliding this shit nigger
Saged you useless faggot
>slight light hearted joke
>t. my first legislative action was an anti anti semitism bill, lenin man
THERE ARE FOURTY TWO STINKING HOT MICROWAVES PRESSING MY DOORBELL SAYING 'TANKS IN 20' IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE A RHODESIAN ACCENT. REEEEEEEE
sage bombing is illegal hope you get banned NIGGER
Not sure if massive LARP or faggotry?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HELP MUSTARD GAS IN MY KITCHEN, IT CAME OUT OF MY MICROWAVE
HELP
HELP
SOMEONE CALL THE AMUBULANCE AHGHHGHGHG
is the inside still frozen?
Huge if accurate
OMG WEBSTER JUST REMOVED GULLIBLE FROM THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. CHECK YOUR DICTIONARY
My MOM JUST CAME IN AND SHE'S LURCHING ONTO MY PENIS RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! Is this the solar flare messing with the atmosphere?!?!?!?!
I'm 100% certain the Russians are hacking microwave ovens in retaliation over US government shutting down Russian buildings in US.
post pics of microwave running with no food in it.
Gross
>not sure if massive larp of faggotry
>posts with a fagistani flag
Poetry that writes itself
HELP!
>DIGS OF TRUTH
HUGE IF TRUE
>Fat fingers the r and f
WOW such pottery
this thread is such shit nobody will even notice that im a microwave.
Gas yourself
Honestly dude youre freaking me right the fuck out dont reply like that. Anyways youre prolly gon take too far and i should leave but you are norman bates. You are why most people dont close their eyes in the shower
>i unplugged that shit and put a towel over it
>put a towel over it
>a towel
don't close your eyes in front of microwaves ever again. Times have changed. the game has changed.
ITZ DA JOOOZEEE
>be faggot
>be on this fucking board to shill
>get distracted by a microwave thread
I heard the rare times God appeared before man He couldn't fully or you'd be microwaved. You had to run inside a mountain or turn to ash
Dave used the post it note with the reminder as a coaster
...
>he despises that my first post succinctly cut off his arguments at the knees
TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
A BOMB JUST WENT OFF IN THE WHITE HOUSE
MOM IDS USNG HNTE MICROWAVCE TO HEATT YUOP MY PEEJNIS HELPP!!!!
microwave generals when?
this lmao good job
Obligatory.
guys, what's up with my ID?
I'm scared
guys is this the /biz/ invasion we heard about?
I laughed for 30 seconds straight.
Put your phone inside it'll absorb the negative ions being discharged and send them out through the antenna into space harmlessly, don't worry it won't damage it i'm an expert microwave repairman and also a telecommunications expert have done this many times, everything should work fine again after that.
LADS I PUT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS IN AND THEY BLEW THE FUCK UP ALMOST RIGHT AWAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE SHITPOSTING OP
The outer metal cage of the microwave is grounded and should adsorb excess energy. If you're for real that means the air is energized/ionized and conducting more electricity than normal. Could be something to do with the sun's ejection.
>faggot keeps replying
>clear signal that he got triggered
Go suck a dick you shill
your oven is broken then, mark it as defective and get rid of it before you finish cooking yourself
WHEN DID THE SUN EJECT, IS THAT WHY IT'S SO FUCKING DARK OUT? EAST COAST REPORTING IN!
true if big, anyone else getting sleepy? Let's all hit the hay.
>thousands of autists worldwide are now checking their microwaves
Good job OP. Good job.
There was a mass coronal ejection on the sixth and it's due to hit on the eighth.