I'm a U.S. Border Patrol Agent on the southern border. It's a slow night

I'm a U.S. Border Patrol Agent on the southern border. It's a slow night.

AMA

this is not reddit
no one wants to give you attention & ask you shit
go to bed faggot

How do I apply? I'm a US Army vet.

whta gun is that?

Ignore the thread then faggot.

Usajobs.gov

There's a hiring push right now too. Vets get preference.

HK P2000. .40 cal

what do you think of Trump ?

How many illegals do you capture ?

if you are actually border patrol, you guys do good work.
What do you think about what is happening to Arpaio? Is it a setup?
Tell us the most fucked up story you have

yeah i will, ill leave you to these redditors retarded questions
what a nice life you have
answering
>le what gun is dat xDDD