Help a poo

This is the story Sup Forums :
>Be me - 30 years old CEO of small company, won't tell you what kind because that's too much information for the data-mining kikes.
>Small company is doing good considering age and size.
>Make big rupees.
>Eventually buy big house and nice cars.
>Parents happy, that gives me a genuine feeling of happiness.
>Suddenly work is too much.
>Need secretary, and it's gotta be a female for office sex purposes.
>Send ad in newspapers.
>Within a week I get candidates.
>Young men and old women.
>Taking the last candidate for the day, tired of this shit.
>Candidate knocks.
>"Come in."
>Door opens.
>She's beautiful.
>10/10 qt. THICC BUTT and HUGE BOOBIES, brown hair and green eyes, flawless skin.
>But wait...
>NOSE...
>BIG NOSE.
>BIG FUCKING NOSE.
>Sup Forums taught me how to spot kikes, but I'm no expert, I could be wrong.
>Opens resume.
>Religion : Judaism.
>WHYKRISHNAWHY.jpg
>Resume is impressive.
>Perfect scores in everything, straight As in school because of big Jewish brain.
>Whatever poos get straight As all the time.
>Many achievements because of sly Jewish nature.
>Started asking questions.
>She's from Israel.
>Fucking great is 100% high level kike.
>Soft voice and nice attitude.
>She's the perfect candidate, but ew it's Jew.
>She'll have access to everything, my documents, my dick, everything.
>Indian government is 0% kike and nobody even knows kikes but this could be the /beginning/.
>Told her I'll call her tomorrow and tell her if she's hired.
>She said "Thank you" in the cutest way possible.
>It's no wonder they're good at mind control.
>I went home.
>Open the door.
>Get on the floor.
>Talked to dad about last candidate because this is fambiz.
>Showed him the kike's pic and resume.
>His eyes opened wide, "Hire her! She's overqualified, look at her resume!"
>Told him I won't be hiring her.
>Looks at me like I'm totally stupid.
>"Hire her user she's the best you'll ever get."
>Pretty sure he's talking about secretary and life partner.

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Trust your gut
The kike will steal the business secrets and start a competitive business against you with her cousins. She's data mining you fool

/Continued/
>Babies with a kike?
>Never, kids will have big noses.
>But can't refuse dad.
>And I have no reason not to take her.
>Dad says she's a goldmine.
>She's my gold mine and I'm her data-mine.
>Tried to red-pill dad.
>Laughs it off like I'm filled with cow-poop.
>If she's in the office extra horny Indian genes will take over.

What do I do Sup Forums??

Spaghetti vergina

Stop being a complete faggot.
Hire the best for person for the job because they deserve it.
Stop being a identity politics faggot and look at the persons character and achievements.
I swear affirmative action, and it's reverse form, is the worst thing that ever happened to this planet.

Hire her. The only reason my dad is rich is because Jews invested in his company. He didn't have the capital and they helped him out.

No but seriously poo just hire her and if she doesn't fuck you fire her

this you fucking hire her you fucking lusting pajeet and you will regret it for your fucking life she will fucking destroy your life and take your business
youtube.com/watch?v=ahZTWBB26Cw
fucking watch this I watched a different one but israeli women are the worst in the world

>Need secretary, and it's gotta be a female for office sex purposes.
>tfw not a CEO

She's possibly a plant. Someone send her to you to sabotage you because they knew you would hire her. She's a 10/10 goddess after all.
She Will backstab you, not tomorrow, not in a month, not even in a year, but it will happen eventually. She will also blackmail you for makinh her suck your penis, even if it isn't true.

Exactly. Why would you ever let prejudice come before money?

What's wrong with office sex?
I'm paying her for the job. I'll get added benefit.

The Jews never back stabbed my dad.

With jews you lose. Look at Europe.

If you plan to abuse her, don't hire her. Jews are too good for you, street shitter.

Totally possible.
Also I saw some kikes at the airport few weeks ago.
Could they be trying to control India now?

Did you tell her this up front? Why not? Don't soil even Jewish, whitish women.

>Jews are good for you.
How the fuck can you say that on Sup Forums?

First: check if the resume is not a fake. Call any non yellow university or employer you see listed and check if she is what she say.

Nah m8, don't do it, you will regret it the day we toss your entire family in the oven. Be on the right side on this one bud.

Or you know, they could be there for business. As one example, the biggest generic drug company in the world is Israeli. India has a lot of the raw materials used in drug making.

Of course not, nigger.
Who the fuck does that?

then you woke up and pooed in a loo

Go for it. If she was in the IDF she'll tear your eyes out if you try anything.

>op claims to be an Indian
>an Indian who's never seen an Indian with a huge fucking nose.
Fake news.

>If she was in the IDF she'll tear your eyes out if you try anything.
Yeah I don't think so.

hire her you faggot

Hollywood Directors

Bitch lasagna Her

Don't do it poo, she'll fuck you right in your poo hole

Wow dude, just wow.

don't forget jews are money hungry goblins and will use any trick in the book to steal your business idea. I've seen it over and over. I live in LA and there's like a ton of Israelis doing the same stupid businesses cos they all stealing each others idea.

It's not the size of the nose you cunt it's the structure.
Jews have very distinct nose.

this. Contrary to popular belief, with jews, you actually win. they got big brains and contacts which will help you make crazy skeles and your business will grow many folds. Plus you get to see nice set of tits every day which is a plus as well. Just don't be stupid and you'll rake in many rupees. Good luck user.

post pic of her

Poo her and make her obey the superior Indian man, not the slimy shekelberg Jew man

>straight A´s in school
>jewish
>pursues career as secretary in pooland
alrighty

If she ever backstabs you post it please

>be pajeet
>5000 year long boring story
>get aids from bathing with dead body
>infect
>die

What is wrong with checking out her background to see if she is data-mining you?
In the US this would be the ultimate NAZI GENOCIDE but in your country it's reasonable to determine if a new hire will give away secrets. Here you have to hire everybody and make them sign a useless NDA.
Use your freedom you silly street pooper.

you're hiring a secretary not a rocket scientist.

Who puts their religion in their resume? Fake and gay.

If you have a baby it'll be a kike, that's how it works apparently. If the mother is a jewess the baby is a kike.
A little poo kike with a big conk and a turban... I'd like to see that. Do it for the lulz, pooboy.
Plus if it's a little girl you can always smother it like pops do.

Poos do
>tfw Apple rewrites your shit nearly every time

Make her your lasagna bitch and get her vagene

Dude, I don't know if they have sexual harassment laws in Poo Land but over here you can really fuck your ass over if you are banging the help.

You really are a disgusting race of degenerate perverts

Honestly poobro I'd take her just because she's Israeli so she might be woke regarding the corruption of the Jews

Outdated farming equipment is right, not even sand niggers wanna be in India

you really are a disgusting race of degenerate perverts

>Someone send her to you to sabotage you because they knew you would hire her. She's a 10/10 goddess after all.

this.

10/10's don't do secretarial work.

STFU India

your country is retarded and your "small business" is a poo street cleaning squad

storyteller troll, die already
i know you

>Indians
>Pooing in the loo

>Need secretary, and it's gotta be a female for office sex purposes.
You started off thinking with your dick, and you got that candidate in the end. If you want to prove to yourself that your business is more important, then hire one of the old wimmenz. The uglier the better.

DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT.
translation:
POO IN LOO NOT IN OFFICE.

Take in, pump, and fire her for stealing company info.

Tell me how i know you are a north indian, you disgusting poo

Jews aren't an issue, not at that small business level. The main thing you should be wary of is some sort of sexual discrimination lawsuit she might try and pull on you when you inevitably do your indian mating ritual.

Good for you, user. Do what feels right.

This is the best Indian post I've seen in years, thank you user

It's a rough call. Israeli jews can be less abominable than western jews, but if it were me I think I would pass

>tfw no qt jewess gf
why even live?

t. civic cuck

...

Post pic of her

>high level kike
Nearly choked on a corn muffin. What a way with words.

open bob

Acquire a King James Bible

Open it at the book of Esther

Read it

Poo in Jew
>go for it, YOLO

show vegana bitch lasagna

DELET THIS GOY

Why would an educated, qualified Israeli Jew go to pooland for any reason? I think your story is made up.

>Hire the best for person for the job because they deserve it.
AND QUIT THINKING ABOUT FUCKING YOUR HELP.

NOTHING HURTS A BUSINESS MORE THAN AN OWNER USING IT AS HIS PERSONAL WATERING HOLE.

I called her Sup Forums
I called her and I hired her.
Not for sexual relations like Billy Clit.
But because she deserves it.
Work will be honest and company will be big.
Never will I look at her with eyes of lust.

tell her to do milk and show vagene pic

>Never will I look at her with eyes of lust.
Good. Do what is best for the company, not yourself. I am glad to see you are thinking correctly. Do not fall in love with your help either. They are there to work. Do not let them use their looks to put you off guard.

Ok now post her tits u north Indian street shitter

You don't think Israel isn't sending spies into potential 2020 superpowers? she's definitely one of them, looking to build a resume to move up

This. This whole thread is like a degenerate Abu themed MadMen. Fucking every stereotype confirmed.

>Help a poo
No.

Thanks burger.
You put me on the right path.
How would I be any different from kikes if I kick out people just because they're Jewish?

She overqualified, extremely attractive, and appears to be the perfect candidate. If her references check out I would hide her. Don not try to have sex with her.

This.
Be careful. ITT theres enough for it to take your business.

ever heard of something being too good to be true? this is how it starts

True I thought of that myself but from what he's said she has no work experience in a tough economy. Not to mention she's getting in the ground floor of a company and can be at the top if the company blooms.

And she can be at the top of the company if it blooms*

I don't think India has any alimony laws for Jews. They have separate ones for hindus, christians and muslims. Fucking confusing

ask her to open boob

Pajeet, never do business or associate with three types of people

1)Kikes
2)Muslims
3)Niggers

You WILL have a bad time and you will regret it.

If your tech company has any significant role to play in telecommunications, networks, etc, be very careful. Every Israeli serves in the military, and there's a chance, however small, that she will sell any of your valuable secrets to Israel.

Rember, you're goyim. They don't care about you.

>be mossad plant
>sign up to seduce sexy businessmen for their secrets
>oh boy I hope I get somewhere like spain or italy
>comes up India
>FUCK

this movie good? need something to watch tonight

TOP KEK

kekes maximus

DON'T DO ANYTHING INAPROPRIATE OR SHE WILL SUE YOUR ARSE FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE

>women
>rights
>india
pick two

And wtf is doing an israeli in India? If she's really that hot then hire her, fuck her and if things don't work out you can always fire that kike.

Why are most of you horny, illiterate weirdos?

Obviously a fake story as if a rich Indian cunt uses this site

Your dad sounds pretty jewish, are you sure youre not

>140759557

Sorry pajeet. It seems your waifu is on pol too

holy kek