Hurricane Irma supplies

Anons we need your help. Niggers and jews have raided the water supply and we're running dry here in Pinellas county. My elderly neighbors need supplies

Florida fags do your part and report in on locations that have water, gas, food, batteries, etc.

This shit is going to be bad guys

Pasco here. I got the last of the winn dixie water on Tuesday. Storm ain't gonna be shit if it runs up the gut.

Why do Americans build their houses out of paper? Here in Hungary we also had 150 km/h this summer wind but not even the paper wrote about it. Literally no one cared. Winter in Iceland also brings insane wind, it can go up to 200+ km/h, and yet you don't see anyone crying for supplies.

I'll be riding it out in trinity at my gf house. I'm in Pinellas evac zone

just go inland and sit in a bar or something thats all sandbagged up and ready for the storm and then get drunk
all you have to do is not be near the cost and you probably will not die

I'm a half mile from the beach in Boynton. Am I still okay? I'm in the second floor of a hurricane proof building

I'll be fine. I'm just trying to find locations to report to others that have supplies

no one cares you irrelevant shit skin arab rape babby

fucking hell. can't blame this one on anybody but the unprepared, yourself included.

you've known for a week to prep.

Fill up your bathtub and any large container with water. You have no excuses for running out of water. Don't be a whiny bitch and figure it out,

Irma is a hypercane

Irma is a big nothingburger, most recent advisory says it's still at 150 mph

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You heard Rush, it's going to be a nothing burger. Don't bother getting supplies or buying a generator or anything. That's just playing into (((their))) hands.

Im prepped faggots. But the elderly around my neighborhood aren't. I'm trying to help them out

The only person you can save is yourself if you want to help try and get into contact with the national guard they are the ones who will have the water trucks making runs to areas.

Clearwater (St. Petefag at heart) here, I have a few strategies that have allowed me to stock up:

Check with Sam's Club, family; they generally allow customers two 40-bottle cases a day. They're shipping warer to ONE of their Pinellas stores at a time - inquire with people to figure out which. You're gonna wait in a line that wraos around the building like it's a consoke launch parry on Black Friday, but if you're fucking diligent, you'll come out 80 bottles richer. Winn-Dixie is being slick; they're selling one to two pallettes of individual bottled water brands at a time, then waiting about 20-30 minutes before they bring out one/two more. You NEED to hang around one from the ass-crack of opening to get a lion's share (no limits afaik). Get Gatorade if you can't find water! Good luck, user.

>bump

OP hydrate

So Irma will hit Florida when?

>some irrelevant country has better infrastructure than ours
pretty pathetic tho

Thanks bro. I'm running around trying to help the old folks get ready since I'm stocked

Early Sunday morning

Go to their houses, help them fill containers with water, take inventory of their supplies, etc. Be a one man safety squad.

I'm in Clearwater am I safe?

I have food, ammo, lamp oil, and water to last two weeks. Going to hunker down and shoot looters on the gulf coast. Gl everyone.

We're good. Do you know anywhere around here with water?

Hillsborough here
Storm won't be shit

WE'RE DEAD

No, every store here is out.

Supposedly it can withstand 200 mph winds. I'd say it's safer than the local shelter offered.

>150 km/h
these winds are 150 mph, which is much faster

>here in hungrey
>le buildings in urp maimay
We intriduced you mongoloids to steel and concrete construction; get that through your primitive brain. Your good buildings are all hundreds of years old and your most recent buildings are either cheap-ass commieblocks or no better than the cheap shit here. Your shithole has never seen a hurricane; we live in the land of fire, ice, and earthquakes and we aren't going anywhwre, you soft-shelled inbred. Fuck, wirst comes to worse, we hunker down in any of the hurricane-proof atructures/shelters surrounding us. But mark my words, this isn't some leftist shitpot kike Houston or Nawllinz - if, after the carnage and destruction, the howling clutches of death, anarchy errupts, there are more among us itching to uphold some shriveled, golden scrap of order.

>all those fucking typos
Oh, fuck me, I hate phoneposting with this new shitbar. I hope nobody minds.

No problem, famalam. Keep us posted.

I live in Palm Coast. Irma won't hit here until like Monday right?

>Florida fags do your part and report in on locations that have water, gas, food, batteries, etc.

Georgia. Why the actual fuck did you not evacuate?

>Pass laws to prevent price gouging because of muh capitalism

>Have no supply so jews and niggers bought it all

Really makes you drink

You are a braindead retard

Candles were panic purchased into oblivion. It's ok. These are better. I make and keep these on hand. They burn 5-7 days straight
No one buys this stuff, though:

Go buy the short fat 16oz mason jars
Go buy big tub of Crisco
Buy pack of birthday candles

Pack jar with crisco
Microwave for 1 minute
Get Crisco just melty enough for the voids to fill up and to level out.
Let cool until it gets cloudy
Push birthday candle into middle with ~1/4" of the with exposed.
Put lid on jar. This candle will outperform most "Survival Candles", plus you have Crisco on hand to use.
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Life straws/ Sawyer filters are dried up. Liquid bleach breaks down in storage. Do this>
Go buy HTH pool shock treatment for $3. Do not not get any of the "3-in-1" "7-in1" etc products. Only get "Pool Shock Treatment" with only calcium hypochlorite as active ingredient. Consider buying a "Brita" type charcoal filter. Double check there is no "stabilizer" or "Clarifier" on the schock's packaging. One bag will treat all the water you will ever need (+10k gallons) and store a lifetime in a good jar. It MUST be stored in an airtight container.
If you think there is any chemical/metal contamination, you must use a carbon filter to remove it. Gravity pitcher filters work for this. Chemical sanitation basically only kills the creepy crawlers in the water.
Put one single, solitary grain of shock into a clean gallon jug. Put a few ounces of water in, cap, let sit for a minute, and splash it around to sanitize jug. Do not dump the water out. Open cap And continue filling to the top. This will get you around 3-6ppm bleach. Re cap and let sit 30 minutes. Open jug and smell. If no "bleach" smell, drop another single grain of shock in. Repeat this process until there is a detectable bleach odor. Write the date on the jug. Store water for up to 6 months. Rotate it out regularly
>pic related

This storm has gusts over 220 MPH

That's a lot faster than 150 km/h

>he doesn't have 6 months of food and water ready
>he doesn't have a dozen cans of gasoline ready to go
>he doesn't have enough ammo or guns to last the coming chimp-out
>he doesn't have his own medical supplies
>he doesn't have his own guard dogs to thwart looters
>he wants to help the "elderly neighbor" boomers who destroyed the country for the new generation and enslaved us all
>thinking I'll tell him how to get supplies or where the best gas station is at
w e w

Go get a can of cat food. Plenty left.
Go to the "Automotive" section and buy the YELLOW bottle of "HEET" (NOT THE RED)
Go to office supplies and get a single hole punch.
Get a pack of Bic lighters on your way out.
Open and clean cat food can
Punch hole like >pic related
Pour ~1/8" layer of HEET into can.
Light on fire.
Put out on top.
Boil your water and cook with this. Works great.

Flashlights and batteries were raided hard core. Plenty of automotive work drop lights though.
Go to Auto section. Buy any "Deep Cycle" auto battery they have in stock.
Buy any type of small "Automatic" battery maintainer charger. It needs to be one that specifically says it's for "storage" or say the words "float charge" on it. Harbor Freight has great ones for $10.
Either find a "12v Cigarette Battery Clip Adapter" or some wire cutters.
Get an opaque tote the battery will fit in Or a plastic battery box.
Initially charge the battery outside. It will release a bit of hydrogen while charging.
Once full Put the battery in a plastic tote in a bathroom with a vent.
While in there, plug up your tub very well and fill it with water now so you have 50+ gallons on hand. Plug your charger into a GFCI outlet. Either cut and splice your drop light to the battery terminals or use the plug adapter and plug it in. Try to turn it on. If nothing, reverse your polarity. This will stay topped off and provides light for a long long time.
If you have a Cigarette Lighter adapter, you can use car chargers to charge your phones up. DO NOT leave a phone charger left connected to the battery. It will have some vampire Drain.

As a veteran, Floridian and a bit of a prepper, all I can say is I am appalled by the lack of preparation I am seeing. The DAY I arrived in Florida, I set up a pantry with everything I would need to live off the grid for 1 month and defend myself. Learn from this experience and be ready for next time.
Ramblings-
Get out of you can.
Fill your tub before the storm hits.
Do ALL your laundry NOW.
Buy a gun and learn how to use it.
Save and fill your old milk jug with sanitized water and rotate them out. I'm on my own and keep 30 gallons in rotation.
Get gas cans and gas Stabilizer. Keep your car above 3/4 of a tank at ALL times. Figure out where you would go in you had to run, figure your gas needed to get there, add 25%, stabilize and store that. Rotate the cans. In a pinch, you can add more gas stabilizer every year to keep gas serviceable.
Buy beans and rice.
Avoid public. People are crazy.
Get a CB/HAM radio.
Consider getting an old diesel vehicle.
In an emergency My 7.3l PSD can run on vegetable oil. There is plenty of that in stores still. I do not recommend the armatures mess with waste vegetable oil, but clean store bought can go straight into the tank. They also do not price gouge it like fuel. I can also run on practically any oil, be it used motor oil, ATF, hydraulic fluid, etc in an pinch.

Having any luck, OP?

>Tfw I have a Lifestraw sippy cup
Nostraws can't compete.

>km/h
>150 MILES PER HOUR
It doesn't get more eureducated than this. But then again, a Hungarian is no Frenchman.

>The day I arrived in Florida...
If that wasn't the day you were born, you have to go back.

That's like 90 miles per hour
that ain't shit, bitch.