RUNDOWN ======== >[Charging ceases momentarily] >Next Happening: Turks and Caicos Islands on Thursday night >Windspeed 175MPH >Stores throughout the ENTIRE state of Florida are basically out of food, bottled water, and gas >If you're planning on evacuating, you need to leave NOW. Travel will become impossible later on
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
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LOOK IN MY BLOODSHOT EYES AND FEEL, THE PRESENCE OF HELL
Is god coming to cleanse the earth of degeneracy?
Juan Baker
>letting the general 404
Gabriel Morris
what happened to the previous thread?
Juan Robinson
People don't even realize that the everglades is one gigantic river that will get pushed all the way up north.
Juan Foster
bakers are sleeping or evacuated
Jeremiah Lopez
hit the limit, archived
Nathan King
Bakers are putting shutters on their windows t. baker
Easton Ortiz
good luck baker, make them nice and tight
Nathaniel Richardson
>my house is made of concrete >survived andrew will i be alright anons? i already put up my shutters
Ryan Reyes
JOSE IS NOW A CAT 4 LADS
Nicholas Wright
Hurricane Jose has strengthened into a Category 4 storm, the National Hurricane Center said Friday, warning that it could keep growing.
The hurricane is currently tearing through waters in the central Atlantic Ocean and approaching the northern Leeward Islands with maximum sustained wind speeds of up to 150 miles per hour.
According to NHC forecast models, Hurricane Jose is soon expected to turn northwest, though it remains unclear how close it will get to the Leeward Islands, which include St. Martin, the U.S. Virgin Islands and Barbuda.
KIM JONG UN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE HURRICANES!TIME TO KILL HIM
Colton Adams
*CAT 7
Josiah Roberts
Boynton here, just woke up. Probably gonna chill and start drinking in a few hours. Everyone is already hiding from a storm that isn't coming until sunday.
John Hill
The wind is a meme its the storm surge and looting niggers you have to worry about.
Samuel Walker
Lol to the user who said the Mexico earthquake was "literally nothing" I guess he's right in the sense that Mexico doesn't matter
Logan Thompson
Floridafags report in >area code >did you evac >supplies >plans
>813, /westchase/ here(freshman at USF) >hell no >lots of water, lots of alc, cards against humanity, generator for tv(DONT RUN IT INSIDE) hella movies downloaded >hurricane party w/ closest friends, gonna be great
Ryan Sullivan
Did they ever get that tsunami?
Kayden Brown
Jose is looking better and better, C5 still possible until eventual weakening in about a day. 2 Cat 5's at the same time in the Atlantic has never happened before. If the timing is right, this could be a once in a lifetime event.
Blake Rogers
any idea where it will land?
Andrew Sullivan
>>supplies >904 >Riding it out >Water, gatorade, canned food, 1 weeks worth of self-stable rations >/vr/ bunker
Easton Morales
Any anons know which model is in pic related? Damn thing has been slowly moving west and has been on top my house since last night.
Jayden Phillips
>implying this won't be a monthly occurrence now that HAARP is fully operational
The hurricane projection shifted West right over us now. How dead am I?
Bentley Perez
>352 >fuck no. Stand your ground >4 days worth of food and water, board games, and medicine >ride this fat bitch out with friends and family in a reinforced concrete home
Jaxson Morales
I really hope this thing hits tampa also, so many people from the east coast fled west. lmao.
Landon Morales
it's possible she'll be a cat 2 by the time shes up to Jax going into Georgia so i hope they're preparing, cat 2 can still do damage
Zachary Russell
>904 >fuck no >snacks, canned food, cereal, gatorade, water >try and get my gf to calm down
Nicholas Lopez
I'm in Deland, please give it to me, am I fucked?
Anthony James
>813 >nope >got food, water, alchohol, and nigger repellant >Just get comfy until its over and go from there
Kevin Jenkins
you're already dead
William Harris
>muh ionospheric heating Strap a few thousand microwaves together and channel that shit in an array and you too could make catastrophic weather and defweeat your enemies. Sounds legit, right?
>Georgia Gov is sending people further INTO the cone of shit now Clever move to cull the minorities
Ryan Bennett
I live in orlando.
Am I fucked?
Colton Gutierrez
like everyone else this week you missed the part where it amplifies the ionosphere.
also the part where it can strech and snap back causing earthquakes.
Bentley Torres
Carolinas win again.
Evan James
HAARP doesn't create the storms. They create high pressure systems to keep them away as a defense. Like the high pressure system that parked in the gulf after Katrina. If there is anyone creating storms to hit us its China or Russia.
Brayden Miller
I'm starting a Hurricane discord for Sup Forums, looking for mods and shit.
Use this Discord code to join Vw2nkHN
Anthony Smith
>Be in southern florida >Went for a nice swim on a empty beach till the cops came and made it a issue >Finished putting in my last storm prep Should I stay in Sunrise or go to the other place which is about 10 miles inland from Naples?
Landon Flores
They use the high pressure systems to steer the storm
Isaac Johnson
This is going to be a disaster. People are displaced and trying to get away from the storm and others thought they were in the clear and didn't evacuate. The storm is shifting, and people are going to be trapped. And other people wasted their time lol.
It' may not be a cat5 when it hits, but it's going to cause some chaos.
Xavier Reyes
Suuuuure. *rolls eyes*
Kevin Robinson
Lillian Gish, what a dish.
Carson White
I'm sorry, have you not met my firend Jose? t. Irma
Hudson Sullivan
Recon plane heading back to a better looking Jose, next eye pass soon, could instantly be bumped to Cat 5 now.
Aiden Adams
>>Went for a nice swim on a empty beach till the cops came and made it a issue Wait what the cops told you to stop swimming?
Eli Ramirez
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Josiah Williams
Are you that retarded samefag in Sup Forums's /lbg/ threads OP?
Michael Morgan
no it wont retard. Every year the same shit happens every fucking time. when it hits land it loses power. Maybe people in the keys will be fucked but thats it
Brody Gutierrez
kill yourself, redditor
Asher Richardson
What is the margin of error this far out? Can we expect more of a shift east or west?
Ethan Wilson
We'll they are sending it the wrong way.
Unless there is a secret HAARP battle going on. We have 2 highs right now going on. Whichever is stronger pushes the storm. So far the high over New England is winnng.
Jonathan Scott
813 here. I'm getting reports it swung west and gonna pop the gulf. Anyone confirm?
Isaac Anderson
These hurricanes will instantly stop if trump signs the Paris treaty.
Thomas Allen
Press F
Jose Carter
Wouldn't surprise me at all if China also has HAARP now
Brandon Young
>We'll they are sending it the wrong way. not really. We have a base in tampa
Hudson Bennett
>the elites are playing hurricane beyblades
Nicholas Evans
Are you talking about Megaautist/ Griffith poster?
Asher Sanchez
you can see a wobble in her eye wall last frame...replacement? we'll see
John Foster
Yes, but it will be a gentle fucking. You will wake up the next day from it exhausting and not really sure what happened.
Wyatt Cruz
Yup it shifted west again. Hopefully it keeps heading west but I fear it may be too late for us bro.
Lucas Lopez
Replacement has been progressing for a day man, nearly done.
Carter Long
>Cat 5 Top kek and the fucker is going to go over Barbuda. Unless they're going to be evacuating everyone on the island, they're going to die. Imagine the amount of debris there's going to be flying around and nowhere to hide.
Aaron Garcia
>Floridians WERE the most powerful race on the planet
Oh shit, HAARP is real and the Jews are taking back control
this is probably revenge for Trump
Nathaniel Carter
This hurricane is gonna scare more people more than kill. Can we now call it a terrorst hurricane Irma?
Landon Fisher
damn shes having issues then..she needs open water we'll see how she does later on
James Jackson
Mandatory evacuation. I am a felon (Slept with a girl when I was 18 and she was 16) So I do not make a scene. Cops where talking people to stay off the beach.
I can't go to the shelter as they won't let me in.
Adrian Martinez
I made a search with the filename in 4plebs Sup Forums. Looks like OP has not posted with that filename in /lbg/ but doesn't take my suspicion away.
Fuck that faggot, threads are complete shit, can't discuss anything without horde of ironic samefaggotry shitposting.
Parker Gomez
Time to lighten the mood: Would you bleach?
Samuel Young
305 Fuck no 20 cans of food and 4 water jugs for 5 people. Sit there and do fuck all for the 4 hours till it passes.
Robert Clark
Its heading right for us. Better clog up 75 while you can still get out now
Sebastian Long
Someone make another general with a hurricane picture
Isaiah Torres
...
Brandon Nguyen
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Noah Hall
863 here. I wish the newscasters would give a little more love to those of us who live north of the lake. We are the forgotten ones...
Ryan Bennett
Look at wind map. Golf and southern Florida is fucked.
John Harris
>864 >no >Lots of food and water >Hopefully sleep or pray the power stays on
I really should go buy a book or something.
Luke Jackson
Will be CAT 5 at 2pm
Zachary Martinez
This is my hometown. I wish there was a stream of the inlet. I'm sure there are insane cunts surfing right now.
Alexander Nguyen
863 reporting. We are gonna get it, but since we are not at the coast, we are slightly, just slightly safer...
Matthew Hall
its already a cat 4 and dying, these shits die fast when they hit florida
Mason Roberts
you, Sir, be a literal retard. please livestream your damp demise, ty.
Adam Davis
Fuck :(
And they won't let me in the shelter.
Aaron King
I'm in sarasota... am I gonna die?
Kevin Bennett
Keys and Miami will be fun. Hope it not bad where I live.
Jaxson Phillips
>727 >not yet, may do it saturday 3 gal water, tea, beef jerky, goldfish, peanuts, modelo >go up to mom's house north county
Jordan Kelly
What you do? Diddle a little girl or something?
Adam Bennett
Yes indeed, a terrorcane making a cat 5 terror threat.
Brandon Thompson
>Keys and Miami well only faggots and spics will be fucked then. Which im very happy about
James Baker
Nice to know Someone else from Okeechobee is here. I'm as prepared as I'm gonna get. I'm up in little farms so I'm guessing my little house will get flooded
Michael Allen
What's the word on St Marteen?
Read the French send a plt of guys from Guadaloupe and the Dutch have C130's en route
