We've reached the memevent horizon, boys

we've reached the memevent horizon, boys

the horror !

Jesus Christ what a fragile ego. I can't even imagine what it must be like to be this weak that you have to have everyone around you constantly suck your microdick.

You're a fucking idiot. You dumb retarded assholes keep trying to make it like this is non-news, but it reveals what an subhuman infant trump is that this is the reality everyone around him has to deal with. Always having to tell him he's a good, smart, handsome boy and making sure he has more, bigger, better than everyone else because he'll throw a literal fucking tantrum if he doesn't.

All capitalists should be fucking gassed. Sycophant trash.

TWO SCOOPS
TWO SEXES
TWO TERMS

you ablest shits. he burned out his retinas during the eclipse. he needs large shakers to see them with his peripheral vision.

IMPEEEEEACH!!!

Lol

PLUMP DID THING

I miss Drumpfposting

ARRRRGH FUKKEN DRUMNPFG TWOO SHCOOPZ TWOOO SHAKKERZ

Trump is a man-child so it's no surprise he's supported by all the
vidya playing pajama boys on this board.

>Implying the white house staff doesn't do this intentionally for every president.

Libcucks.

Anyone know what that little remote is for?

This is classic psychological intimidation stuff desu.

I bet Trumps chair is always a lil taller too.

I concur, m'lady.

We are indeed men who play video games in casual clothing.

Now, m'lady, tits or gtfo.

I don't know what to say, this is getting surreal.

I love it.

You can criticize anything if you look hard enough, but being negative is bad for your health while Trump lives forever eating Mcdonalds and red meat.

Wish I had saved those Colbert .gifs at their height.

SS worried about poison, NEXT!

IMPEACH NOW !

I hate drumpf, but this is just funny. Well memed Mr President.

TWO SHAKERS!!!

What's sad is you think he sets the table.

chuckled, have a (((you)))

this is really true

notice how the back of his chair is a little higher, too.

DRUMPF CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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He's the best salt merchant.
Since he's been in office salt has been at an all time high.

Psychology 101

Two scoops, bigger salt and pepper shakers. Impeach.

NO GLUMPPFY SHUMPPPPPPG!!!!
HE CAN'T HAVE TWO SHAKERS
TWO SHAKERSSSSSS
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO
GLUMPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFF

TWO SHAKERS

iktf user

>vidya playing pajama boys

this bitch can't appreciate the utility of cozy clothes when nuts need to be scratched

TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY BWONALD!!!!!!!!

TWO SHAKES??!?!?!?

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Hehe, perfect.

What's great is this:
>Trump: What's for dinner?
Emir: Delicacies like cous cous.
>Trump: Do you serve salt and pepper?
Emir: Oh yeah, that was a requirement since your predecessor, Obama.
>Trump: Great. (leans in on Pence - "Watch this") Could you make sure I have extra salt/pepper? I like larger shakers because I use a lot of salt/pepper.
Emir: Sure thing, Mr. President!

>2 days later
KLRUMPFMF KNEEDZ LARGG ZALT AND PEPR SHKRZ!

you are the most triggered person

I AM LITERALLY
SHAKING
RIGHT NOW

>Donald J Trump
>Ever having done any work in his entire life
What's foul is that you're this retarded that you think other people are actually more retarded than you are.

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STOP GIVING KLUMPF MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE GETS

>Stephen Colbert: Donald Trump is such a man-child that he demands he have larger portions than everyone else he eats with. Lol. In other news...
>Trumpshills: OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT COLBERT SAID BLOMMALD BLIMMMPPFFFFPPPPPPPPP!!!!

I don't want to ever hear about "salt" from a trumpfaggot ever again.

kek'd hard

what a massively salty comment
fortunately Dr. Trump's shaker is large enough to contain that amount

it's a psyop to emasculate the emir of Kuwait

Arabs are vainglorious niggers that overemphasize empty symbolism too much

Trump having the largest salt shaker puts them in their place in a way your primitive baboon mind will never understand

Nigger that stupid forced red-faced Colbert meme is entirely salt-based. Drop the projection.

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>Implying rich oil Arabs don't already see trump as THEIR child
You wanna talk about vainglory, look in the fucking mirror. If you think America owns the Arabs, you have another thing fucking coming.

Hand over the shakers, Dahnald.

>but it reveals what an subhuman infant I am because I can't stand when there are differences!!!!!!

Miss? Has it ever ended?

After DACA they decided that he was going to need a bigger shaker.

Spotted the cuck lol

Grumpf did something so horrible, I am literally two shaking.
#SHAKERGATE

>primitive baboon mind

But that technique preys entirely on the primitive baboon mind

>If I juste keep spinning...
Not working. Everyone already hates him. Nobody cares about a core of brainwashed retards.

is that you, donald?

Why are you so invested in defending that clown Colbert. Suck his dick faggot

Projecting again? I'm not. Colbert made one comment and trumpshills LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS. Like when he said "cockholster" and you all "got organized" to try to get him fired. You're the new social injustice warriors crying for safe spaces.

He need bigger shakers to contain all that liberal salt.

Those mini salt/pepper shakers are pretty cute to be honest. :3

lol nice meme you unoriginal fuck

.... Uhm... reason he has different and in this case larger ones, is because his came from a Secret Service Presidential detail agent, who most likely went to a fucking random dollar store to get them as cheap as possible, along with salt and pepper to fill them with, and put in front of POTUS separately from the rest of the others at the table.

Condiments at a banquet meal for your enemies leaders' are a bat shit insane poisoner, or idiotic nation state's, best friend for trying to masse wipe out the leadership in one stroke of toxic death.

But fuck thinking beyond the optics of a single photo meant to try and create a meme by some smug leftist cunt.

he must have figured they were already salty enough.

You seem pretty angry. You should probably watch your blood pressure, maybe reduce your salt intake.

Lol dude go outside before you have a fucking heart attack lol, pathetic faggot

>Two Scoops and now Twice as big shakers!
Will Colbert ever recover?
What will befall the God Emperor next?
Will BuzzFeed save the day?
Tune next time to fakenews Z!!

Made because it's not composed 100% of salt like your shitty blompf meme?

I addressed this months ago. Pic related.

>I'M NOT SALTY! YOU'RE SALTY! STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT MY DADDY!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

*mad

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Dead

TWO ROMAN SALUTES

CLURDULMF HAS THE BIGGEST PAIR!!!!

IMPEACH!!!!

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>Charts and infographics to prove how not mad I am!
;)

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oh dear! NOT THE SALT SHAKERS TOO. They are just much to large that it offends everyone in the room!

TWO SHAKERS

>82 posts ITT
>12 of them are by THIS one bitchy little faggot

grow up immature retard. you lost. fuck off.

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Keep crying you pathetic cunt, it's amusing.

Maybe it's because you can't actually get any salt/pepper out of those little fuckers when their packed so tight. Maybe the man actually wants salt and pepper instead of shaking those little cocksuckers to no avail.

It turns any one of the chairs into a ramp and opens a trap door under that chair that sends the occupant down a chute into a tank filled with sharks that have frickin lazers on their heads.

The liberal news is literally salt shakers right now.

SPEAK LOUDLY AND CARRY BIG SHAKERS

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>Nobody cares about a core of brainwashed retards.
you say that nobody cares about your opinions, yet you keep screaming your opinions.

the gulf states for all their gaffawing are unironic client states of the us because of the petrodollar

When you have a shaker for every gender there is.