I'm currently in Scotland. You guys weren't kidding, British girls really are ugly. The men as well...

I'm currently in Scotland. You guys weren't kidding, British girls really are ugly. The men as well, which makes it quite easy for a 6.5" tall blonde Chad like me.

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>Scotland

There's your problem

Thanks for sharing, you fuckin normie

>1 year in Scotland
>2 years in England

Never felt so damn aesthetic as I did then.

Come by Glasgow bro. Ill show you some eastend fun. See how chadly you are then.

So basically, your admitting that you have no taste, and are willing to stick your clock in any old dog.

You can have a face like Abu Hamzas fucking claw and look like a god in Scotland

>6.5" tall

Is that where all the football hooligans hang out and drink?

I wonder what it feels like to be a continental woman in England.

Double bag it with Tabasco, Chad user. You or your partner will immediately be alerted to a ruptured condom.
Eurotrash STD's are for life.

The good genes all ended up here.

watch out boys we dealing with a badass here

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Glasgow is a degenerate shithole. It has the lowest life-expectancy of all of the UK.

It also means that the mudslimes stay away, so 12-year old girls are not as likely to be groomed for prostitution as elsewhere.

>The city has officially had the lowest male and female life expectancies in the UK since the release of the 2006-08 results. These latest ONS figures show that just 75% of boys and 85% of girls born in the city are expected to reach their 65th birthday.

Have you been over to Ireland? What are they like there?

Has anyone ever done this?

What is the bottom middle?
It looks like an ayy

This one is a favourite.

a lot better, all the ugly in ireland is just concentrated on the travellers

Arya looks like my 55 year old aunt

I have no clue, my corpulent colonial friend.

And dont forget it ya bam.
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makes it easy for you to fuck ugly guys and girls?

6 and a half inches? Why are you smaller than my dick?

Whats the muzzie situation and what proportion of thots? I might come take one of your wimminz

Because it is an ayy.

there isn't an item on that table that I eat in a year

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they have the wrong dude

those chips.... intardasting..
and whats up with the washing machine in the kitchen lol

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

forgot pic related

I just think it's weird how close Sweden/Norway and the UK are together but the people in UK look so different from the people in Norway/Sweden.

You starting Uni here or something? back on my final year at Edinburgh, Scotland is shit but atleast it's not fucking London or the South of England in general.

8/10 anglo women

pretty good, although detriorating by the day, think
the rest of europe 5 years ago, proportion of thots varies, but shouldent have too much trouble

spent two weeks in scotland. Hanged out one night with a group of young lads and lasses. All of them thought I was 19-21 (I'm 28y/o), and I thought they were my age (they were 19-21)

I pity you all, cause you're a funny lot

we used to rule the world

Behold the species Cuculus Suecianus. Perpetually finding fault with other nations in order to compensate for the deficiencies of his own.

I must say, I am from a solid middle-class background and my annoyance at the petty virtue signaling and retarded bullshit has vaccinated me against looking down on the meek.

But the UK working class contains a huge amount of fucking dregs.

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Some fine slags you got there.

>shouldn't have too much trouble
Finding a good girl or a thot? I can get a thot with no trouble without going anywhere

Pierce, I could go one for hours about how fucking much I hate all the retards here and the entire Swedish civil service, labour unions and the cuckservatives in the "opposition", but there's already enough shitposting about Sweden, so I take that elsewhere.

either way really, theres a few but its not excessive, (where i am anyway)

2/10

Is the girl on the left dressing up as the stay puft Marshmallow man?

She's a dead ringer

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON THE RIGHT?

Polish men are ugly and their women go crazy for British guys
It's a shame you North Slavs all have noses like the Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Vid related is a typical scene on an average day in Warsaw

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a 5/10 in the UK

their uglies are way worse

Benihana founder's daughter half Japanese

i thought the whole island inbreds thing was a meme

Dubya makes great reaction images.

british chicks horny?

LMAO 6.5"

Fenga Papit

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>eyup lad ya avin a gud night aya, seen ya lukin a me arse an that ya cheeky bast'd, fancy a guuh dya lad ehehe

>6.5" tall
kek when will they learn?

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Half jap? Is the other half Grey?

Who said I'm a Polish man :^)

*X-Files theme*

I'm currently in Germany. German girls are very pretty as long as they're white and they're surprisingly slim considering how much pork they eat and beer they drink.

There's one thing you guys got right, humor.

German girls being ugly is a lie.

But you know what's an even bigger lie? French women being beautiful. The language is sexy, true, but I still have no idea how this meme started. They have male faces.

Best part of being an American hanging out with a bunch of fun Irish dudes drinking is that you'll only be able to understand 60 percent of what they're saying once they really start getting into it which really adds to the charm.

>British men are attractive
>British women are disgusting
>Polish men are disgusting
>Polish women are attractive

We need to get over to poland lands whilst they come and work over here, We can create a master race

Slavic genes.

Youre wrong. The benihana founder daughter is named Devon Aoki. The Ayyyy in the picture is a full-blooded jap named Rila Fukushima.

Why do continental posts always make me cringe? They're just so pathetic somehow.