Why are Nazis and commies so stupid?

Why are Nazis and commies so stupid?

Critical thinkers are centrist.

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agreed

but it's rather entertaining

>The left think they are correct but they are actually wrong
>The right think they are correct but they are actually wrong
>I am the centrist and Im correct

Newsflash: you are still as wrong even tho you are too afraid to speak up.

Yes. I personally have ascended even beyond the centrist "intellectuals".

>Reddit and Memey
Opinion discarded

Why do "centrists" never state their political beliefs?

Speak brother! inshallah

Hitler was a centrist.

Because then they would be exposed as leftists. The only difference is that they pretend to not take part in the Oppression Olympics.

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>Hitler was a centrist.

People that post this shit probably cant even prove Gauß sum formula.

Since when was nazism right winged?

>Since when was nazism right winged?
Never.

>if you're not an extremist, you're a centrist

something tells me you're not thinking critically, leaf

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literally the centrist smuggie

It'd be great if instead of quoting a cartoon to claim you have a bullet proof logical argument, you just laid out that bullet proof argument.

The political spectrum can not be represented on a 1 dimensional line. There just are too many stances with too many positions.

If your speaking economically with Absolute Right being unrestricted capitalism and absolute left being a communist state. Then Nazism would fall in the middle.

He just made the thread you idiot.

They don't want to look like a retarded sheep to the right and they don't want to look like an ebil racist to the left. They want retards to worship them as enlightened fedora Gods.

FPBP

I hate that "centrists" (leftists who pretend their not leftists) have ruined Rick and Morty for me with their shit tier memes the same way they ruined shit like Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Star Wars.

Centrism IS a political belief.
Economically but most US centrists are referring to their social positions.

>radical centrist
>doesn't offer useful solutions only criticism based on horseshoe theory
>literally sits on a fence while shitposting

Let me guess - like atheism defined as 'a lack of belief' your centrism is uncritiqued because it is never defined and offers literally nothing except for playing the perpetual skeptic.

>The political spectrum can not be represented on a 1 dimensional line. There just are too many stances with too many positions.
That's because the whole left/right analogy is a fallacy.

National Socialism/Fascism is neither left nor right.

>He just made the thread you idiot.
OP is a hit and run forum sliding shill.

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Anyone who thinks Rick Sanchez is a character to emulate or admire has completely missed the fucking point of Rick and Morty and is a trash human being. Or maybe just 14.

hi pol,
I would like to ask if I may watch the arguements mentioned here and would also like to know where the memes are at :)

You got to look at things on multiple axis.

Socialism (Left) vs Capitalism (Right)
Traditionalism vs Progressivism
Primitivism vs Technology
Totalitarianism vs Anarchy
Cosmopolitan vs Homogeneousness

Just looking at Socialism vs Capitalism which is usually used as Left vs Right. You would fall in-between both extremes, near the dead center.

And facisim/Nasoc would fall either at center right or center left due to there economics.
>Protectionism hinders pure capitalism
>Wealth Transfers hinder pure capitalism

Hahahahahaha wubalubadubdub hahaha omg lol hahahehehehahaha

>>literally sits on a fence while shitposting

You retarded nazis/commies jump to extreme views because you're too stupid to realize there's a grey area on a lot of issues in society.

>there is nothing to the right of a welfare state
Welfare state is degenerate by design, no amount of fascist apologia can prove the contrary

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So they ever discover who top left guy was?

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> leftists who pretend their not leftists
You do realize that leftists can say the exact opposite, right?
> rightists who pretend there not rightists

>If you don't want to hold my radical views then you're a leftist

You're just like antifa, i love it.

Don't forget that atheism has nuance too. Gnostic versus agnostic i.e. hard vs soft atheism. I am willing to bet that most centrists are "soft" centrists. Hard centrism would be just as obstinate as declaring oneself as staunchly left or right wing.

>nobody's right if everybody's wrong

I'm a centrist, but I am also a reactionary conservative with liberal values and slight left wing economic ideas. That what makes me a centrist, the synthesis from ideas from all across the spectrum.

I'm talking about the kind of faggots you hear talk about how centrist and moderate and rationalist they are and then immediately start spouting a bunch of fucking Bernie Sanders-type shit.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo.

>BUURRRRP God's not real Morty
>the redditor begins to chuckle
>L-life is pointless Morty, your URP parents are fucking idiots
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
>W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
>WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
>mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies

The difference between a leftist and a rightist person is how they see the world and how they interpret the endless amounts of facts within it.

Being a leftist or a rightist does give you a pre-made ideological model of the world which you can rely on when you are constructing your own ego. (And a political thought is a key part of a ego of a young adult or a late teenager.)

There are obviously more than two of these pre-made ideological models (This is why most democratic countries have more than two political parties) such as Democratic socialist,environmentalist, right-leaning centrist, LGBT Activist etc. but even if you decide to abandon all of these and make yourself a custom DIY view of the world that nobody else has this still does not mean that your view is correct even though this frees you from an act of group thinking and forces you to think with your own brains.

These personal ideologies usually lack a unique label and are just considered as "skeptics" or "something in between".

I have studied some of these people that have made a living of being a self-thinker on the internet by liberating their viewers of this burden of political thinking and collecting ad-revenue while doing so.

These people usually tell you how they only care about facts and nothing else but then disregard the facts they see as trivial or against their ideology.

i.e.
Well guess what?? NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN FEELINGS!! We only care about facts! F-A-C-T-S. t:Skeptic youtuber

These people still (even though they at some points seem to show self-aware behavior) seem to be completely oblivious that they do live in the same world with these people surrounded by the same facts. Its only about how they interpret them. (Yes, Obviously the lack of knowledge is also a factor in places where people do not have access to the internet)

Pure centrist

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Since always

Suddenly I have to settle for the cousin instead of the sister?
What is this? Communism?

>implying Nazis and Commies are extreme opposites on the political spectrum

Centrist scum.

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>rick & morty
>centrist
checks out

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

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>Reddit and Memey

>i can prove it mathematically
Okay prove it.

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xd

I kinda like this pasta

I like this pasta

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Even though drunk driving kills tens of thousands yearly, it still enables many more people to get to work in time around the globe.

Therefore it is impossible to determine is drunk driving good or bad.

*tips fedora moderately*

Delicious pasta

They stick to simple understandings of whats happening around them and what they need.

The real problem with races isn't race at all, its cultures that just so happen to cling to certain races or minorities in general. Culture is the issue, nazis see the worst of it and see that large protions are minorities and the communists see a lack of the culture because they're all privilaged shits who will never have to worry about the ghettos they create and apologize for.

Allowing negative cultures like thug culture to exist and to even fucking glorify it has made everything so much worse. The prison systems also do not remove this, the system of retribution is not justice. We need a prison system that actually reeducates them, puts them in a functioning community, teaches them to be a normal person who works for what they have and contributes. Retribution prison is like criminal training school, to believe that the prison system works is to believe the sky is 60 shades of red and absolutely solid granite.

Punishing people will not take their culture away, telling them that their culture is okay at all is not helping anyone. Both nazis and communists can never truly fix any of the problems that matter since their decisions are based on their emotional understanding of the world. There will never be enough decent and skeptical people to really make changes. The cruelty and lust for power of both sides will never allow for a common sense and scientific approach since its not on their agenda.

Sad. But I think all sides can agree fedoras are the fucking worst kind of people.

Take the centerpill, my dudes

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Centrists are cowards who sit of fences because they are afraid to form an actual opinion and offend someone.

Or you could say you are anormalfagg that sucks his governments dick how about that it would be more honest.....

>excessive quoting
low iq detected

the center of bad and good is not good, you racist cuck

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>He who as no real belief in anything can certainly be tolerant and to spare; but only intolerance has any force behind it.

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a commie, an ancap, and a centrist, I'd shoot the centrist twice

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>muh centrism
Centrists will always lean to the left, I speak from being a centrist myself, I want people to be able to live in this country, welfare, healthcare and other social aid programs should exist. However most groups take from these programs more than they give.

>Spacebars

OP stole that meme from twitter like a month ago...

Centrism the eternal refuge of scared little faggots who're afraid to pick a side.

so now we must teach op about copypasta

to be completely truthful I deal with being a friendless loser by directing my anger into politics.

its better than columbining my school right?

Hang yourself.

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> why are socialists stupid
IDK.

>Choosing what you believe in based on your ideas and philosophy instead of what fucking color-coded groupthink forums tell you to counts as not having an opinion
Centrist =/= Apolitical

I've never met a centrist who isn't a retarded faggot with an overinflated who terrified of being proven wrong about literally anything

>I deal with being a friendless loser by directing my anger into politics
Don´t we all?
>its better than columbining my school right?
Not in Leafland

rick and morty meme = faggot

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I'm of german and polish descent. Also the ottomans dindu nuffin.

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Anyone with a MAGA hat or an American flag is Nazi to them.

Pretty soon all white people who don't submit will be Nazis.

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

>nazis
>right wing
Shiggy

And this is why I enjoy Rick and Morty in sekrit

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Ok, do it