NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 5 AM EST >GFS Model Run 6 PM EST >Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 155 MPH >Pressure 925 mb >Storm appears to be shifting further west.
First for obvious Alabama landfall. It's going west not north my Florida drama queens
Logan Jenkins
Clearwater here. My dumb parents refused to leave so I stayed behind to help. We are fucked I think :(
Connor Price
post more vids like this
Nolan Smith
I got a Pubsub in the fridge for my last supper
Justin Campbell
she's holding steady. 1 mph away form cat 5
Jaxon Taylor
Wann kommt die Flut?
Jason Allen
Why would ant one ever want to go to a "beach" in the Western Part of Florida? The Gulf sucks ass. The waves are puny. What the fun of that? It's better to go to the Atlaintic Side and and get knocked over by waves.
Evan White
Hail
Caleb Murphy
Just woke up from a comfy nap. Has irma hit fla yet?
>My local chick-fil-a is still gonna be open tomorrow >Plans on re-opening on monday Yeah I'm not expecting this storm to do anything to the 352
Caleb Jenkins
rip
Julian Reed
How good are publix subs?
Jack Perry
Why so much hate for the discord?
Wyatt Parker
Am I kill?
Dominic White
Now imagine this with gators and sharks for Florida
Anthony White
Keep recording
Ryder Gutierrez
Better than your best fish 'n chips mate
Dominic Torres
Buy solar panels they say
Help fight against global warming they say
Angel Stewart
SO IS MIAMI SPARED
Anthony Thomas
whats wrong here? indoor swimming pool
Nicholas Jenkins
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Ian Walker
we have loose igaunas and monitor lizards down here in swfl too
Camden Mitchell
We might get a landfaling cat 5. Holy shit. Only three times has the us been hit by a cat5.
Gabriel Perry
Has the NHC website just not updated their cone yet? Weird for them to be slow on this.
Ethan Turner
No
Thomas Lewis
Now imagine this with crocodiles and sharks for Florida
Christian Long
I won't even get to hear the new death grips album this month. Fuck you Irma you were supposed to kill the eastcoast
Andrew Russell
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Camden Garcia
No we won't. It will be slowed by Cuba and islands. It's Cat 4 currently.
Lincoln Hughes
>no hurricanes for ten years making landfall in florida >GLOBAL WARMING! >hurricane makes landfall in florida >GLOBAL WARMING! >no typhoons in the pacific right now >GLOBAL WARMING!
Landon Morris
florida has no crocs. It has gators. Different species.
Samuel Nguyen
>new projections say it speeds up to a CAT 5 before hitting florida
>Cucks still wont join the thread because they fell for the "its not happening" meme
Kevin Turner
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT
Parker Walker
Irma confirmed Cat 5 Nuclear Gatorcaine Floridians upgrade alert status from "apathetic" to "mild concern"
Michael Miller
The irony!
Matthew Moore
it all depends if it skirts Cuba or actually hits it
John King
It's getting windy today
Nolan Bell
Damn. I'm worried about the 500 crocs in Southern Florida, and the few Dozen Panthers. Will they be alright? The last remaning crocs and panthers could be killed off by this.
Julian Edwards
C A T 5
Robert Nguyen
The islands won't slow it down and if it only grazes Cuba that won't slow it down much.
Carson Smith
It's getting stronger though.
John Reyes
florida has both crocs and gators you mong
Gavin Hughes
Sheeit this is barely even going to scratch Volusia county now unless it pulls a Charley
Christian Lewis
Is it too late to gtfo south Florida?
Parker Reyes
keked
Xavier Scott
RIP
Hivemind
Hudson Diaz
proprietary censorship botnet for 10 year olds who watch twitch celebrities and have never used IRC
Elijah Edwards
Georgiabro first time eating Publix. Tendie sub since you guys memed it. Getting cozy.
Evan Phillips
>pic JUST
Jeremiah Brooks
This. As a Florida oldfag, can confirm. Bad rain at worst.
Jonathan Rogers
this better be bait
Noah Gonzalez
We have American crocodiles, and for a few years we've had Nile crocodiles. It's great here.
yeah, unless you have a few gas tanks and know where all the traffic jams are
Ryan Price
It's organizing and strengthening senpai...it will barely miss Cuba.
Michael Baker
HURRICANE HURRICANE MAAAAN!
Cooper Perry
I am in Hialeah. What up?
Easton Sullivan
I'm in Hudson. Pretty sure I'm going to die.
Oliver Peterson
It's going west right over Cuba, yea it will weaken but the hot tub of Mexico shall rebuild it. >Frederic 2: Mobile Boogaloo
Tyler Martin
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Ian Young
>florida has no crocs. WRONG
Lincoln Rivera
They are about to become part of the hurricane
Isaiah Hill
Bonita springs FL, in an evacuation zone. Not leaving, everyone can get fucked
Charles Cox
Irma chan is angry
Joshua Lopez
One more time:
Pic related is satire.
The real Irma is a monster who just destroyed several Caribbean islands. Don't count on her showing your faggot ass much more mercy because you think this shit only happens to niggers and can't happen to you.
If you are still in south Florida (especially the Keys) and under a mandatory evacuation order, and still wouldn't leave, you deserve everything Irma dishes out and worse. When she shows up you're on your own. Nobody is coming to save your dumb ass. 911 won't even answer the phone, if you even manage to get a signal.
>muh looters
When Irma is done tearing your house apart there won't be much left worth looting. Your collection of junk made in China isn't worth it. Neither is your gun collection. This wasn't the weekend to LARP race war, faggot.
>muh no gas >muh no car >muh no friends out of town
They're called shelters. Get to the nearest one, now.
>muh doggo
Most shelters will take your dog if possible. If you really can't take him, leave him with a few days of food in an interior room and hope he makes it. Better him than you.
>mom and dad are old and won't leave >mom and dad are dumb faggots and won't leave, and won't let me leave
You I have some sympathy for.
Stay calm.
Help them hurricane-proof the house as best you can.
Maintain radio contact on Sup Forums so we know you're still there. Give yourself a handle if you want to.
If you lose internet access, contact us as soon as you get it back so we know you're okay.
Stay away from windows.
Whatever you do, when Irma comes by to play, do NOT go outside.
Irma's about to give you the ride of your life. Except this time "getting lucky" means living to tell the tale.
lol no fucking toilet paper at my Hunters Creek Publix in Orlando.
Nolan Hall
At Key West, pressure keeps dropping and wind keeps slowly climbing.
Camden Diaz
Nope
Dylan Hall
By car? Yes.
Anthony Taylor
its a chinese data mining operation
t. have chinese friend who works as an engineer for discord
Luis Moore
Don't forget the new python infestation
Jaxon Hill
18+ board only
Charles Foster
Is this what a storm surge looks like?
Jack Wilson
Will skirt Cuba for the next 24hrs Then turn north and regain CAT 5
Gavin Foster
Jesus Christ that is an abomination, keep your filthy Georgian hands off Floridian delicacies if you're gonna ruin it like that
Owen Gray
If it's weird at all, it indicates change. Not that we should be waiting until it's that obvious, given how long it takes to get from CO2 readings to "holy shit florida is under water."
Wyatt Hall
Are you in Australia?
Isaac Bell
>Hurricane >Take massive shits during it
Zachary Collins
2mph slower than a cat5 and it's only travelling at 12mph now. It's going to spend 24+ hours in the 31C Florida waters yet. it's almost certainly going to increase to a cat5 again before landfall
What did I do wrong to it? How the fuck am I supposed to order it? I'll go back tomorrow
Jason Baker
reminder to filter all flaghiders they are always pure cancer, and use the flags to hide what they really are
Christopher Johnson
>Tfw too far away to go looting
:(
Brody Wright
>anything weird is climate change I guess the Labor Day hurricane in the fucking 1930s was global warming
William Powell
Don't try to correct people when you're wrong. Not only do we have American crocodiles but there is a significant breeding population Nile crocodiles in the Everglades thanks to fucking retards in Miami who get them as pets (boas, pythons, anacondas and monitor lizards too)
Kevin Torres
>overreacting.gif
Ryan Martinez
lel trump has worked so well he straight up deviated hurricane jose away from USA waters
William Cooper
Irma decided last second that it wanted to kill everyone in Tampa instead of Miami
