Dorm is getting searched for alcohol and shit within the next couple weeks
whats the best way to hide it?
Me and my suitmates (8 of us in total) have probably 150 cans of beer stored across our minifridges, a shit ton of vodka and bourbon, a beer pong table
is the search legal?
what do
Stop being a degenerate.
1. Put booze in your car day of sesrch
2. Buy storage locker
3. Drink it
4. Sell it
5. Give it away
6. Get refund for it
7. Throw party
8. Store booze somewhere else
9. ???
10. Sell booze to friends
There thats 10 ways to get rid of it. You and your friends are retarded. Shouldnt be in school
Put it in your car or truck. Yes it's legal, you signed a contract consenting to HW checks.
freshmen cant have cars here
MODS pls ban for off topic post
How is this related to politics in the slightest bit at all?
Find a place to store it
1.Drink all the beer
2.Die from alcohol poisoning
3.Sage yourself like I'm saging this thread
>Me and my suitmates (8 of us in total) have probably 150 cans of beer stored across our minifridges, a shit ton of vodka and bourbon, a beer pong table
...Fucking college kids.
buy cola, ginger ale, sprite or some other soda and mix all the hard alcohol with the soda in the soda bottles. Make sure the color of the mixture is close to the original color of the soft drink if you use cola (don't dilute it too much). Mixed drinks are better than no drinks at all.
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>be American
>pay 50 gorillion shekels to study at university
>still get treated like primary school students
Why do you put up with it? Talk about cucked
Stop being a degenerate. your school has rules, if you cant follow them, you deserve to get kicked out of school. stop being a nigger.
why don't you hide it...in your fucking stomachs you fucking NERDS!
Why is America such a nanny state?
Give it to the black ones
Just in colleges because those freshman faggits are completely useless
Drink it
150 cans of beer is nothing. Stop being lazy and hide that shit.
heres the full list of confiscatable items
Staff will evaluate the following:
- Damage or vandalism
-Overloaded waste baskets/or trash
- Fire and safety hazards
- Evidence of pets
- Missing University property
- Damage or misuse of fire safety equipment
- Prohibited items
Following is a partial list of prohibited items. For more information, please see the Student Handbook.
-Candles
-String lights (excluding ONLY UL Listed LED lights)
-Alcohol containers or collections
-Alcohol or drug paraphernalia
-Personal refrigerators larger than 3.6 cubic feet
-Incense
-Hot pots/hot plates
-Indoor grills (Foreman type grills/quesadilla makers/Panini grills)
-Air conditioners (not approved by the Office of Student Accessibility)
-Toaster Ovens
-Hookah pipes
-Toasters (allowed in any apartment or house in the kitchen area only)
-Coffee makers (allowed in any apartment or house in thekitchen area only)
-Non-University owned lofts
-Items on the ceiling
-Bars and bar-like structures
-Fireworks
-Guns
-Explosives
-Darts
-Slingshots
-Halogen lamps
-Pools
-Fire pits
-Tent like structures
-Smoke and fog machines
-Live Christmas trees
-Animals (other than fish in tanks)
Paraphanelia and alcohol is a 50$ charge on tuition
my college is 80% white and the blacks here are middle class
150 cans between 8 people? Me and my buds would have that gone in an afternoon. Man up, faggot.