NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 5 AM EST >GFS Model Run 6 PM EST >Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 155 MPH >Pressure 925 mb >Storm appears to be shifting further west.
We'll see who is laughing after your house is burned to the ground, faggot
Hudson Phillips
All the tweets are sent out in english and spanish as well, it's pure fucking aids. You almost literally can't even get a job without speaking spanish in Miami.
James Edwards
wrong direction boyo. We 5 again.
Xavier Bell
>Mfw the publix near me ran out of chicken so no pubsub
Hudson Mitchell
All you had to do was be nice to him.
Nicholas King
Reroll
Chase Brooks
WESTCOAST FAGS BTFO WHO /COMFYEASTCOAST/ HERE?
Tyler Thomas
Will Mar-a-Lago be safe?
Chase Allen
Are there any more thicc Irmas yet?
Samuel Clark
His Spanish is pretty bad, barely understandable if that brings you any joy
Chase Anderson
Jeff said that if it goes west coast he's going west coast. Keys is actual suicide at this point.
Noah Martinez
Now thats an emergency
Jack Robinson
>people are dying to enter our country and live in a home here >no one can find czechoslovakia on the map what did he mean by this?
Thomas Wilson
EAST COAST BEST COAST! (Upper)
William Jenkins
>tfw last few days on earth
Oh well I'm going out wasted
Jace Peterson
I need you Irma
Jack Roberts
Midwest is like the shittiest weather in the country why the hell would anyone from Florida want to live there. Getting killed by a hurricane would be a blessing in comparison.
Aiden Brown
Lads Publix is closed tomorrow for me, I can't get tendies tomorrow
Joshua Barnes
Tornados for Miami
Brandon Sanchez
How do you properly order a pubsub
Ayden Lee
Thanks to a number of major hurricanes like Hugo, building codes in Florida are better than the rest of the country. My house is cinder block, stucco, and braced frame roof. If it's still cat 4 when it hits Orlando I'm kinda fucked but otherwise should be alright.
Andrew Gonzalez
Post yfw less people die than during Harvey
Carter Johnson
Florida can never die, for we are already dead.
Chase Sanchez
Is it fucking us already?
Benjamin Wood
Oh I guess this is why the hurricane was diverted from the east coast.... Every single time.
Wyatt Robinson
It will be the least damaged in the area.
Christian Bailey
reminder that guy spent like 5 hours drawing that like 4 days ago before we even knew it was going to make landfall
that takes some serious determination
Jason Young
>people are going to buy sandwiches because of a Sup Forums meme when there's a hurricane the size of France on a collision course with their fat ass Never change America
Isaiah Bailey
Best coast
Joseph Parker
SHUT IT DOWN
Daniel Ramirez
Nigga i'm in West Miami. Pray for me. I really hope not bro.
Adrian Rivera
We are closing at 8 in tampa and reopening on tuesday :^)
Gabriel Brooks
...
Adrian Lopez
>Midwest
Caleb Barnes
no this american shit
Tyler Carter
Fort Myers
Colton Howard
Should I go to my local shelter tonight? Are they likely to be closed if I wait until tomorrow?
Joshua Long
THIS SHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY EAST I DIDN'T EVEN STOCK UP ON POPTARTS AND SPAGHETTIOS
Carson Edwards
I can't fucking wait for the comfiness of the Saturday night Sunday threads and streams. Thanks for taking the fall for us Florida! t. Charlotte
Sebastian Reyes
UH OH SPAGHETTIO
Alexander Lewis
I would totally get some pub subs and booze for a hurricane party.
Jack Harris
>czechoslovakia burger education this is your brain on fast food
Brandon Campbell
Miami here
Alexander Hernandez
>he crops out the day/time
Robert Edwards
Why the fuck do you think Trump has looked so suicidal the past few days
It isn't because he had to cuddle up to those two morons Pelosi and Schumer...it because his favorite house is about to be wiped off the fucking map
And I may have bought too much Poptarts and Spaghettios!
Angel Butler
you know what lets just increase that to 10 hours
the fuck how long do i know how long it takes to draw shit like that
i just think its ridiculous
and preposterous
Joshua Anderson
Everything in Florida is built from concrete
Zachary Anderson
die. no one can find dutchland either. i wish irma swung north for europe
Levi Bennett
user, Czechoslovakia hasn't been on a map for decades....
Brandon Moore
When will it hit Florida? I've not been keeping track at all, I can go to sleep now and enjoy the show later right?
Hudson Reyes
Jacksonville
Zachary Gonzalez
newfag
David Ramirez
Anyone here /NorthGA/?
Jace Davis
It's almost a certainty that there will be less deaths in FL than there were in TX. Houston didn't even have a fucking mandatory evacuation in storm surge areas. Florida's hurricane response is on another level compared with that dumb fuckery.
Joseph Miller
You've got probably like 36 hours or so.
Thomas Ross
netherlands is in south europa >burger education
Carson Brooks
Spaghettios and chef Boyardee are huge sellers in storm areas along with canned meat and bottled water
Gabriel Peterson
Floridians are the Australians of the US. Hurricane Andrew gave us the American Burmese Python. Hurricane Irma will give us breeding populations of Komodo dragons and freshwater Lionfish.
