NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 5 AM EST >GFS Model Run 6 PM EST >Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 155 MPH >Pressure 925 mb >Storm appears to be shifting further west.
386 ready to spread my nut butter all over Irma's tight hurricane pussy
Nicholas Evans
goin hard tonight shotguns tomorrow
Carter Butler
Will Florida finally be affordable again once people realize how dangerous Florida is?
Daniel Stewart
someone link the latest euro prediction pls
Landon Cook
if triples then cat 5 210mph miami-dade
Matthew Smith
This.
So rad OP
Julian Jenkins
SO IF WE'RE IN TAMPA WHAT DIRECTION WILL THE WINDS BE BLOWING???
WEST?
Matthew Nguyen
Fuck Tampa. I live in Cape Coral. I don't want to die.
Gavin Hughes
Whats the discord I am clearwater death bound would like to say good bye to you all.
Kevin Foster
F
Parker Smith
Directly into hell.
Landon Cox
145 bongs per hour
Leo Bailey
hey OP thanks for remembering the discord BUT YOU FORGOT LE STEAM GROUP XD
Austin Peterson
Lol img is pretty accurate m8
Matthew Turner
>DISCORD
Joseph Rogers
...
Christopher Hughes
So long Dunedin \ clearwater
Charles Young
Slowly coming to accept my death. It was supposed to be Miami....
Brandon Rivera
if its an eye land fall, the first wall will be sw, and the second will be nw. this is how hurricanes take roofs off.
Caleb Perry
I hope Disney World will be safe!
Brayden Reyes
How can other hurricanes compete?
Caleb Hall
*ne
William Hill
Jeb's gonna cause a mess
Chase Myers
/305/ here. feeling kinda cheated now desu.
Andrew Allen
more like Hurricane Child Support
Josiah Gray
The other thread was posted first
Jacob Evans
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Nathaniel Cook
Key West user here again. I will not leave my home. This storm will be nothing, just like Andrew, just like you guys said
Cameron Ross
Is this actually happening or is it Matthew 2.0
Henry Sanchez
>t. 8 year old
Robert Allen
Fuck off plebbit fags
Easton Myers
305 here, slightly disappointed that we're not getting the worst of it anymore
Kayden Johnson
Doubles we stay singles you fuck off
Daniel Brown
if it's not every resource they have will go to fix that first
Logan Garcia
Keep us posted.
Jayden Rogers
Hope you have a bomb shelter.
Camden Nguyen
How can you hate on the happiest place on earth? Oh i see your some poorfag who had shit childood kys nigger
Andrew Hughes
This is neat.
John Torres
see that comfy water? 12' maybe more of it will be inland come Sunday
Luke Bailey
I already got dubbs. Recognize my authority.
Joshua Perez
discord is for plebbit fags
Hudson Lee
Walt Disney was a great guy, but his company is now run by satanic pedophile jews.
Jaxson Cooper
Where do you think you are
Dylan Baker
If we get that, trees will be falling all over. This city hasnt had a big wind storm or ice storm to thin the weak trees out for more than 10 years.
It wont be a disastrous event. Really more inconvenient than anything.
Ethan Wilson
Who else /suicidal/ here?
Pic related is my back yard in the keys. I'm staying, will be live streaming starting tomorrow afternoon. House is poured concrete and should be fine as long as winds are not 200+.
Landon Jackson
Alright /727/ bros...Be good people
Im locked/Loaded....guns cleaned, oiled, and ready. House ready. Cars ready.
TIME TO GET COMFY....GET YOUR PUBSUBS NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
Nolan Lee
May every bounty hunter, debt collector, private investigator, and every other self employed crook in south Florida be killed under debris.
Cooper Gutierrez
rip lawn chairs
William Johnson
t. walking corpse Nice ti plant though.
Cooper Turner
next advisory is at 8pm so i'd assume it'll be over cat 5. they now expect the keys to be hit by a 5
Carson Jenkins
hm somethings not right here.
Ethan Robinson
F
Wyatt Kelly
...
Andrew Fisher
Isn't you house going to be under water?
Lucas Nelson
Anti trump fags are upset on Twitter that mar a lago is not going to be destroyed.
Anthony Lee
>It keeps moving west GOD DAMN SHIT MOTHER FUCKER COCK BITCH CUNT
Xavier Walker
If it lands as Cat 5 (which is the current prediction) you might get 200mph depending on which side of the eyewall you're on. That's quite a gamble OP.
Easton Jenkins
Sigh really? I go out to board up my house and dunedin is getting a direct hit? Welp heres hoping it wiggles a bit or gets chewed up in the everglades.
Ryan Clark
woah are you guys lovers or something
Oliver Gomez
dude. That is going to be all ocean for 48+ hours. You are going to die.
Thomas Ward
Palms are adapted to grow in hurricane-prone areas. They're more flexible than other, lesser trees. Pic related.
Elijah Bell
I'm the real keywest user. Pic related is down the road from my house. This should tell you which key I'm on if you know your keys
Nicholas Butler
see
Dominic Reed
god i hope so
Jaxson Ross
Aw maan. Welp documents are waterproofed in the car ready to rock.
This may be it 727.
Ryder Lopez
>deer fucking how, I thought the keyes were islands.
Asher Flores
Miami only 30% chance of hurricane force winds TOP fucking kEK!!
Christopher Evans
They're basically like rubber. A whole house can be demolished but that little nigga will be alright as long as it's well rooted and wasn't recently transplanted.
Julian Myers
i fucking hate those deer and the 35mph zones on A!A
That may be, but you're a fucking idiot if you haven't left the keys
Grayson Stewart
Summer scuba trip to keys next year might be cheaper...
But Sealy, good luck to all friends down there I've met over the yrs-especially in marathon
Ian Carter
eurocuck trees BTFO
William Johnson
TV & Cell siren warnings just went off in Fort Myers.
;_;
Luke Rogers
Deer Key.
Be safe user.
Charles Watson
I am not seeing a hurricane. I just pulled up the radar for Key West, FL and nothing. Even when I pull the radar back to show Cuba and the Bahamas. What is going on? Is Irma kill?
yes, they lose all of their fronds long before the failure point. even if they do get knocked over, from unstable soil or flying cars, they will be fine. younger ones, though.....just throw some soil and nitrogen over the root ball asap
Daniel Cox
accuweather is literally the worst weather resource I have ever seen. I have it on my phone and it tells me its going to rain almost everyday and never does.
Carter Butler
Flexible branches turn towards the wind help too
Landon Morris
>3:50 windy as fuck shit another hurricane >3:55 nice and sunny top kek
Anthony Walker
t-thanks, estonia
Leo Thompson
But when you hit the minus button for the view to show the Bahamas as well as Key West, there is nothing there. Shouldn't something show? Irma is huge. How can the radar literally show nothing. What am I missing?
Caleb Garcia
Because their pleb site does o poor job of showing the range limit of their radar. Earth isn't flat after all.
Lincoln Foster
build a boat, user, better safe than sorry
Wyatt Stewart
This isn't the weekend to LARP hurricane chaser. Once Irma shows you're on your own. 911 won't answer even if you sonehow get a signal. The cops have orders to leave your dumb ass to drown or be crushed to death when Irma tears your house apart.
If you aren't really suicidal, you need to get out and get out now.
Wyatt Jenkins
>Miami >Not hitting us anymore Stay safe Tampa lads.
Aiden Sanders
That's actually true.
Ryder Diaz
EYE JUST JUMPED NORTH
WEST TRAKCS BTFO
EYE JUST JUMPED NORTH
WEST TRAKCS BTFO
Ryan Mitchell
I thought I was safe. What do I do?
Jose Phillips
not radar but here. notice how the bulk of the storm(this is looking at water vapor) is over land to the south? cat 0 in a few hours, r-right guise?