/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General -Florida Keys dead edition

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PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

DISCORD
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discord
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NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Hurricane Center Update 5 AM EST
>GFS Model Run 6 PM EST
>Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.

RUNDOWN
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>Windspeed 155 MPH
>Pressure 925 mb
>Storm appears to be shifting further west.

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/profiles/mammals/land/key-deer/
accuweather.com/en/us/key-west-fl/33040/weather-radar/332323
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

AWOO~

>Gringoyim...

Tampa clearwater here READY TO DIE SARGEEE

Every single Scott press conference: You'll die

discord! epic!!

386 ready to spread my nut butter all over Irma's tight hurricane pussy

goin hard tonight shotguns tomorrow

Will Florida finally be affordable again once people realize how dangerous Florida is?

someone link the latest euro prediction pls

if triples then cat 5 210mph miami-dade

This.

So rad OP

SO IF WE'RE IN TAMPA WHAT DIRECTION WILL THE WINDS BE BLOWING???

WEST?

Fuck Tampa. I live in Cape Coral. I don't want to die.

Whats the discord I am clearwater death bound would like to say good bye to you all.

F

Directly into hell.

145 bongs per hour

hey OP thanks for remembering the discord BUT YOU FORGOT LE STEAM GROUP XD

Lol img is pretty accurate m8

>DISCORD

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So long Dunedin \ clearwater

Slowly coming to accept my death. It was supposed to be Miami....

if its an eye land fall, the first wall will be sw, and the second will be nw. this is how hurricanes take roofs off.

I hope Disney World will be safe!

How can other hurricanes compete?

*ne

Jeb's gonna cause a mess

/305/ here.
feeling kinda cheated now desu.

more like Hurricane Child Support

The other thread was posted first

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Key West user here again. I will not leave my home. This storm will be nothing, just like Andrew, just like you guys said

Is this actually happening or is it Matthew 2.0

>t. 8 year old

Fuck off plebbit fags

305 here, slightly disappointed that we're not getting the worst of it anymore

Doubles we stay singles you fuck off

if it's not every resource they have will go to fix that first

Keep us posted.

Hope you have a bomb shelter.

How can you hate on the happiest place on earth? Oh i see your some poorfag who had shit childood kys nigger

This is neat.

see that comfy water? 12' maybe more of it will be inland come Sunday

I already got dubbs. Recognize my authority.

discord is for plebbit fags

Walt Disney was a great guy, but his company is now run by satanic pedophile jews.

Where do you think you are

If we get that, trees will be falling all over. This city hasnt had a big wind storm or ice storm to thin the weak trees out for more than 10 years.

It wont be a disastrous event. Really more inconvenient than anything.

Who else /suicidal/ here?

Pic related is my back yard in the keys. I'm staying, will be live streaming starting tomorrow afternoon. House is poured concrete and should be fine as long as winds are not 200+.

Alright /727/ bros...Be good people

Im locked/Loaded....guns cleaned, oiled, and ready. House ready. Cars ready.

TIME TO GET COMFY....GET YOUR PUBSUBS NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

May every bounty hunter, debt collector, private investigator, and every other self employed crook in south Florida be killed under debris.

rip lawn chairs

t. walking corpse
Nice ti plant though.

next advisory is at 8pm so i'd assume it'll be over cat 5. they now expect the keys to be hit by a 5

hm somethings not right here.

F

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Isn't you house going to be under water?

Anti trump fags are upset on Twitter that mar a lago is not going to be destroyed.

>It keeps moving west
GOD DAMN SHIT MOTHER FUCKER COCK BITCH CUNT

If it lands as Cat 5 (which is the current prediction) you might get 200mph depending on which side of the eyewall you're on. That's quite a gamble OP.

Sigh really? I go out to board up my house and dunedin is getting a direct hit? Welp heres hoping it wiggles a bit or gets chewed up in the everglades.

woah are you guys lovers or something

dude. That is going to be all ocean for 48+ hours. You are going to die.

Palms are adapted to grow in hurricane-prone areas. They're more flexible than other, lesser trees. Pic related.

I'm the real keywest user. Pic related is down the road from my house. This should tell you which key I'm on if you know your keys

see

god i hope so

Aw maan. Welp documents are waterproofed in the car ready to rock.

This may be it 727.

>deer
fucking how, I thought the keyes were islands.

Miami only 30% chance of hurricane force winds TOP fucking kEK!!

They're basically like rubber. A whole house can be demolished but that little nigga will be alright as long as it's well rooted and wasn't recently transplanted.

i fucking hate those deer and the 35mph zones on A!A

myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/profiles/mammals/land/key-deer/

NEW RECON

920mb

STRENGTHENING

That may be, but you're a fucking idiot if you haven't left the keys

Summer scuba trip to keys next year might be cheaper...

But Sealy, good luck to all friends down there I've met over the yrs-especially in marathon

eurocuck trees BTFO

TV & Cell siren warnings just went off in Fort Myers.

;_;

Deer Key.

Be safe user.

I am not seeing a hurricane. I just pulled up the radar for Key West, FL and nothing. Even when I pull the radar back to show Cuba and the Bahamas. What is going on? Is Irma kill?

accuweather.com/en/us/key-west-fl/33040/weather-radar/332323

>being a pussy

We gonna be alright my dude.

JUST GIVE UP

yes, they lose all of their fronds long before the failure point. even if they do get knocked over, from unstable soil or flying cars, they will be fine. younger ones, though.....just throw some soil and nitrogen over the root ball asap

accuweather is literally the worst weather resource I have ever seen. I have it on my phone and it tells me its going to rain almost everyday and never does.

Flexible branches turn towards the wind help too

>3:50 windy as fuck shit another hurricane
>3:55 nice and sunny
top kek

t-thanks, estonia

But when you hit the minus button for the view to show the Bahamas as well as Key West, there is nothing there. Shouldn't something show? Irma is huge. How can the radar literally show nothing. What am I missing?

Because their pleb site does o poor job of showing the range limit of their radar. Earth isn't flat after all.

build a boat, user, better safe than sorry

This isn't the weekend to LARP hurricane chaser. Once Irma shows you're on your own. 911 won't answer even if you sonehow get a signal. The cops have orders to leave your dumb ass to drown or be crushed to death when Irma tears your house apart.

If you aren't really suicidal, you need to get out and get out now.

>Miami
>Not hitting us anymore
Stay safe Tampa lads.

That's actually true.

EYE JUST JUMPED NORTH

WEST TRAKCS BTFO

EYE JUST JUMPED NORTH

WEST TRAKCS BTFO

I thought I was safe.
What do I do?

not radar but here.
notice how the bulk of the storm(this is looking at water vapor) is over land to the south?
cat 0 in a few hours, r-right guise?

Clever Girl.