My daughter is in a UN club, she represents the USA and need a costume to represent it. What would be a good, representative and appropriate costume?
My daughter is in a UN club, she represents the USA and need a costume to represent it. What would be a good...
Nathan Jenkins
Oliver Nelson
>Grease stained baseball cap
>Don't wash her hair for a week and tie it into pony tail
>Tight fitting McDonalds T-shirt (She'll need to be at least 290lbs)
>Jean shorts
>Fanny pack
>Crocs/Sandles
>Fake tan if she's white
>A hoverround
Daniel Evans
A fat suit
Zachary Foster
A white robe, a white hat, some trees, and rope for everyone else
Cameron Morris
Glue a smartphone to her head and make her up into a slut.
Andrew Scott
Just a t-shirt that says "DACA, #RefugeesWelcome!"
Ryder Davis
Necklace with the foreskins of goy children
Army uniform covered in the blood of arabs
A blanket with smallpox
To finish it off, a blindfold made from a $100 bill
Bentley Cruz
Why the hell would you allow your daughter to be in a UN club? Also, what the hell is a UN club?
Sebastian Turner
Tell her she cannot participate. Women shouldn't be in politics. At least not encouraged.
Bentley Bell
They don't discuss politics, they just listen world music, meet people from other countries, see photos of foreign cities and landscapes, etc.
Logan Baker
Sound like a neoliberal training center. Pull her out before the jews get their slimy paws on her
Asher Torres
get her dressed up as a ISIS jihadi wife.
seriously, isis is like your primary foreign policy feature, altho it's tanking hard.
Adam Bennett
Klan hood
Sebastian Long
she needs crooked lipstick that goes past her lips on one side hair that looks like she just got fucked and tight pants that say juicy on the ass
also she needs to smoke meth for about a year
Daniel Roberts
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Kevin Davis
She should wear the classic Trayvon costume.
Never gets old.
John Wilson
ENOUGH
Joseph Scott
/thread
Gavin Cook
American flag bikini of course
Alternatively just give her a blonde toupee and a cowboy hat and she can be Trump
Jordan Carter
Dress her up like 2016 Miley Cyrus.
Sebastian Young
She should go naked
Hunter Mitchell
Black face
Jayden Morgan
This.
Chase Garcia
Like Lee
Carson Baker
Is where they lure new victims
Anthony Cox
just go with colonial dress
Carter Parker
>mexico
>daughter
>school
>UN club
this is some grade A larping
if you have a daughter she is probably a whore either by force or choice Pedro
Jackson White
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Jordan Jenkins
ole randy savage
Jeremiah Carter
O Vey
A brown is representing the USA for the jews
You would think I was paid to clean my house.
Austin Cox
OP, use Kellyanne Conway's inauguration outfit
Logan Perez
a turkey costume
Evan Phillips
I don't think you need costumes for Model UN? My cousin just wears a suit
Nathaniel Davis
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Brody Thompson
A Predator Drone