/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - For dust you are Edition

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PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

DISCORD
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discord
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NEXT HAPPENINGS
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>Hurricane Center Update 8 PM EST
>Almost ready for the grand finale in Florida.

RUNDOWN
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>Maximum Winds 155 MPH (190 MPH Gusts)
>Maximum Pressure 925 mb
>Nothing has changed since 5 PM. Heading FL.

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma

>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

>Real-Time Irma Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/

>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org

>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/

youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

Other urls found in this thread:

thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/22/sigmund-freuds-cocaine-problem/
instructables.com/id/How-to-make-a-coroplast-boat/
nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at1 shtml/214634.shtml?hwind120#wcontents
youtube.com/watch?v=6z2mf0kjEP8
wfsb.com/story/36322604/forecasters-hurricane-irma-to-regain-category-5-strength?autostart=true
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Who else /ded/?

Any Draw Fags want to draw Irma? Celebrate the hurricane.

I'm scared of dying

Friendly reminder Irma is 100% a Jewish creation.

thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/22/sigmund-freuds-cocaine-problem/

nth for 727, shotguns ready boys

Jeb bush is a mess

CAT 6 PLS

What am I looking at?

>pl-please keep going west

IAMA dead man AMA

I hope Irma reaches 200mph winds and annihilates the whole state of Florida.

Who else is /305/ and kinda cranky they aren't going to get the eye wall?

>north korea launches a nuke into the hurricane and creates a radioactive super storm

pls

I mean, ik you guys think it's ridiculous that global warming could be at work because there have been stronger hurricanes...but why are they so much BIGGER now? Seems like starting in 2005 all the hurricanes have been massive in size.

IM WORRY FOR CUBA
WHAT THE FUCK

>Hurricane literally goes directly over Barbuda at its strongest and pounds it with BOTH eye walls
>Only one person died

GUYS EVACUATE FLORIDA AND GO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY IN GOERGIA. PURCHASE ALL OF OUR GASOLINE AND BOTTLED WATER GOY YOU DONT WANT TO DIE DO YOU? LISTEN TO THE NEWS MAN.

Traffic

i think the hurricane is a cover from old kim. it's concealing his boomer sub fleet

Who has the gif of Buggs Bunny sawing Florida off the map?

Say goodbye to Florida guys

Press F to pay respects

PLEASE GO EAST

She's about to get fucking blitz'd on cigars and trashed off mountains

they were all in shelters. they went to hard cover, you have a fine point though

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WHEN DOES IT HIT?

hahahaha holy shit

rip my man

One Person confirmed dead

90% of building's destroyed with not enough time to check the rubble for corpses

Second Hurricane, Jose, hitting Barbuda as we speak.

Probably several hundred bodies swept or blown away.

I hope they recive over 100 hurricanes in a fucking year.

It will and it will miss FLORIDA all together
and FUCK up NORTH CAROLINA

Time to get busy, user
instructables.com/id/How-to-make-a-coroplast-boat/

reminder these people deserve what happens to them

Everyone is forgetting about the real threat, Hurricane Jose!

Straight to New York Cat 5!

evacuating on the bike
see a bar still open
4 drinks later
take a piss
4 drinks later
ride bike home

i fucking hate cats so much. it thinks its licking itself, when it realizes it is licking another cat, it immediately attacks

Yeah, check this lady out. She looks absolutely devastated. I bet she wishes she would have listened to Anderson Cooper and dumped her life savings into travel and supplies expenses.

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A map of Florida. Specifically with traffic and my location. Pay attention to the blue dot at Fort Myers.
NO REEEEE
>Extreme risk to lives
fugg
RIP

Using a nigger to determine the quality of the destruction... kek

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A big reason for this is once Barbuda was in the eye, people abandoned the houses they were in and went to fortified shelter buildings.

Anyone, here is Jose and another Hurricane that is following Irma's same path - this is the forecast for Monday 18th

anyone else 813 here? are you going to a shelter or waiting it out? how fucked are we?

Straight to New England!

SCARED

Fuck off you can't hate on cats it's a federal crime

>no mountains

This is why you're gonna get reamed, Florida.

i see an open door what do you see

it's gonna go west

A bit east of you and i'm staying put. If you have a house that isn't cardboard and not a lot of foliage around you then I wouldn't worry too much. Board your windows though.

yea im pretty spooked

one can hope, brother

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If you've ever seen two cats grooming, that is common. Grooming looks cute, but it's a power play to show dominance. Cats will take turns grooming each other and then start wrestling.

They have literal bunkers, which florida doesnt have. And it's one confirmed death. Most likely lots more that wont be confirmed cause Jose. Florida wouldnt be near as lucky as Barbuda

I don't know, I'm on clearwater beach and I can't get anything but fearmongering because the government doesn't trust retards with honesty

the prediction maps make it look like it won't be a big deal

storm surge doesn't look that bad and the wind doesn't look like it's going over 100

trips decides the first city to get annihilated

that is only for the 11th.

Windy.com has it up until 18th

why don't you have him as a guest in your place?
smoke a little meth... suck his dick.... eat Popeyes chicken under blankets....

surrounded by trees and no plywood available, only have some spare hardwood members leftover from past projects RIP

Is it still going to loop?

cool thanks

>when the storm goes from red to black

Key west

I don't think so

Isn't 1 person like 10% of their population?

Tel Aviv

nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at1 shtml/214634.shtml?hwind120#wcontents

I guess we'll know for sure tomorrow.

Lived through Andrew's north eye wall, if you don't have metal shutters or a strong interior room GTFO. Prepare to receive a new definition of wind.

Here ya go

Holy fuck, it's regaining it's cat 5 status.

You're fucked if you live by the shore.

813 checked, tampa is doom

Source?

kek

Atlantic City,NJ

I don't think that's what he meant...

Tampa Pre-Storm Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=6z2mf0kjEP8

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I'm ready for the comfiness of a Cat 6 Purricane

>813
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>post yfw direct tampa hit

Hurricanes eroded the moutains eons ago.

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going to a level c flood zone here we go

wfsb.com/story/36322604/forecasters-hurricane-irma-to-regain-category-5-strength?autostart=true

>mfw my landscaping boss is expecting everyone to come to work on Monday in the middle of a hurricane
>"I don't give a shit about the hurricane, everyone is working on Monday"
>no one is going to show up and he's going to be a wet angry manlet that day

Hmm...

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>hey everyone evacuate to the pennisnula
>oh sheeit go bac-

That's bad, thought Cuba might weaken it

whats significant about 813?

My little sister lives in Tampa.

Fuckin nigger I met panhandle. I ruined my own meme. I'll kill myself thx

>2 in the 17th of September about to hit Mexico at the same time and Jose moving towars NC and another one still without name moving the same way as Irma

its probably one of those gay fucking area codes or something

Miami, turn east and purge that shithole dammit.

Jerusalem

I want to see two Hurricanes crash into each other

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fuck off hama

If i dont fuck her first the storm will