>Just stepped out to smoke a cigarette (Camel of course, the patrician brand) >Winds already blowing >I can already hear Irma coming to btfo South Florida
Give it to me straight, Sup Forums - am I going to die? I elected Trump to make America great again; how is this great? Will President Trump stop this hurricane?
I boarded up my house and have plenty of food & supplies, but I feel like this is going to be a castastrophic storm.
Will God spare me since I'm an Israeli-American? He would never let down his Chosen People, right?
Am I kill?
Zachary Butler
Hopefully Mar a Lago is destroyed
Jackson Morgan
Just drink the water lmao
Hudson Robinson
South Florida? KYS you Jew York (((O)))hio transplant faggot
Blake Hughes
It's a category 4 now; you'll be fine, faggot.
Leo Murphy
Have you not been watching the news, peasant? It is going to restrengthen into a Category 5 right before it hits us.
Liam Allen
>Will God spare me since I'm an Israeli-American? He would never let down his Chosen People, right? you'll be alright OP *sighs*
Anthony Hall
You'll be fine young Sup Forums. You have 30 days water, food and a way to cook...right?...right? You filled everything with water including the bath tub....right?...right? If not...I'm sorry user, it's going to suck for you for a few weeks...if you survive.
Jaxson Sanchez
Yes, if you keep smoking cigarettes you will die.
Jayden Thompson
Why yall Florida people freaking out just pull the main drain
Aiden Powell
You'll die desu
Jackson Carter
camel blue smoker here. best of luck bud
Juan Smith
good
Jaxson Gonzalez
Man, now I just had a vision. Imagine you're trying to shelter yourself from a hurricane. You go to the basement. The building is destroyed and you can't get out of the basement. The phone can't reach any signal. You live in a relatively remote place. What the fuck do you do?
Ryder Ross
Have you tried shooting at it, the hurricane?
Nathan Rivera
I'm saving my ammo for the post-storm niggers who will try to steal my shit.
Oliver Thompson
start smoking your cigs indoors
Kayden Campbell
stay with your family most important thing
Mason Rodriguez
doesnt matter if you die or not, just be with your family. what better way to go? if you survive then you made it through cool, if you die then you die everyone has to die at least once so.
Liam Roberts
Tampafag reporting in. Gonna be a fun weekend. Busted ass today boarding up my gradmothers. Most of of my family is under mandatory evac... hanging out till tomorrow and potentially leaving town. Good times!
Easton Jenkins
You die shortly after shitting and pissing yourself.
Noah Sanders
>tfw raining and windy in vegas truly the end of times
Ethan Hall
if you are on the east coast you're gonna get a cat .75 to 1.25 hurricane.
Naples is kill
Wyatt Jenkins
You try your best to pry open the door and dig through the rubble with whatever means at your disposal. Failing that, you hope that a loved one, neighbor, friend, etc... comes check on you. Unless you also prepare for that eventuality by... I don't know. Storing on tools that would get you out of that mess, or informing people in advance that you might get trapped under the rubble of your house & that they should send help? Use some common sense.
Grayson Nguyen
you dead now
Kayden Williams
>Just stepped out to smoke a cigarette Fuck off and kill yourself, you gay piece of shit.
Parker Torres
Might as well finish the pack faggot. You wont be able to step outside again
Kevin Foster
>Calls me gay >Is from the Russian Faggeration
I bet I'm whiter than you, and I'm a Jew, Igor.
Mason Kelly
>going in a basement >during a hurricane I'm not sure you understand what a hurricane entails. Prohhint: flooding. And anyway, we don't have basements, the groundwater is too high.
Camden Powell
>stepped out to smoke a cigarette You obviously don't give a shit about yourself so what does it matter if you die? >an Israeli-American Hopefully the hurricane will finish what the fuhrer started.
Nicholas Bennett
Anyone who talks shit about Ohio in this thread will be punished.
Lincoln Bell
>stepped out to smoke you deserve to be Irma'd 2bh
Kevin Lopez
Because the main drain is a series of tremendous sinkholes in the limestone aquifer under the entire state. This storm will cause the earth to open up and swallow entire homes and the people inside will never be seen again. North America's a fucked up continent.
Daniel King
>Am I kill?
no. but what doesn't kill you makes you with it had.
when you have to live without power for an unknown length of time, without power to move the septic sewers so you have to shit on the streets like a poo. no air conditioning, no clean water, no interwebs, no Sup Forums. sounds like paradise.
Hudson Morgan
Get on your roof faggot.
Asher Rodriguez
Drown
Jacob Smith
>being afraid of wind Here, have this cute bird to help you through.
Jeremiah Cox
>Chosen people, fuck you Anyway Jew or not just hunker down and stay in the most reenforced part of The house, basement if possible, empty milk jugs and fill with tap water. Good luck kike. And if possible load up ob calories now.
Jace Lopez
I predict the Looters at going to gas you
Brody Young
>What the fuck do you do? Avoid the situation by living on a boat and renting a marina dock so I can just sail north when shit gets windy.
Nicholas Rogers
Reply to myself, who doesn't have food and water saved for at least a month, answer is idiots
Andrew Lewis
write "Sup Forums was right again" on your body/house so that when you die a meme is on the news
Justin Wood
basement would be full of water lol, south florida in total is about to be blasted. North florida where i am is going to be ok, toasty, but ok.
Levi James
Fuck your desert spook and fuck jews.
Leo Long
YOU NEEDS FUNS
Ayden Adams
im in green cove springs and will start a periscope tomorrow night until it passes over mid monday. we will see 100mph winds but be ok. tiles off the roof, done this before but cat 3 is nothing to laugh at
Connor Sanchez
my peach tree will be named hector and i'll be cookin a brisket
Mason Lopez
You are already ded, my son. Wake up this isn't real
Levi Robinson
This is going to be awesome. So many prayers unanswered, cheeto can't nuke the hurricane and it hits the country that doesn't want to fight climate change anymore. t. Happy swissfag enjoying a cigarette outside
Adam Powell
haha enjoy your overtaken country while you can fag ;)
Christopher Davis
>Just stepped out to smoke a cigarette >Give it to me straight, Sup Forums - am I going to die?
Most certainly.
Jace Brown
Irma already got the donald's caribbean palace kek
Camden Rodriguez
Wont die serously, it will just suck bad, no power for two weeks, it will be hot, nobody around, EXTREME boredom, no communication, you will smell really bad. But you wont die ;)
Bentley Wilson
>overtaken Doing pretty well for that user. How's your healthcare-system? Oh you don't have one? Wait, this is your president? Well see ya in a century when the US is among the civilized people. Enjoy the storm fgt
Joseph Walker
stay away from anything lighter than 300 pounds, trees, and powerlines. Parking garage is the best place to be there, there are lots of them. Break into stores for food on the second day, find canned stuff, potato chips. This lasts a day, but no power sucks so bad.
Nathaniel Lewis
Yup, civilized means no way to protect yourself because you spread your ass and gave up your arms, and invited every dirtbag the planet can offer. Rape is fun. Believing your govt can control the weather is fun. Just pay more taxes so that they may comfort you lol.
Grayson Rodriguez
Who remembers this meme from last year?
Elijah Peterson
GOOD BYE
Adam Carter
>hurrdurr get raped at least we have guns
Zachary Campbell
>Fucking with a Category 4 that's borderline Cat 5
You're going to be the first to die to Scrambles The Death Dealer