Yellowstone

Game over lads

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I remember this being the news decades ago.

>try to prevent the worlds biggest supervolcano from erupting

how you finna do that nigga?

oh by the way

when a volcano starts smoking, that simply means it has gone from dormant to active

an active volcano could still take up to 10,000 years before it erupts

any day now

>any time in the next 600,000 years

Who would win
10,000,000 prayers
Vs
Angry dirt vibrations

depends who you're praying to :)

hey, I'm a practicing orthodox christian but I also believe shit happens for a reason. If something big happens like yellowstone, I don't think any amount of prayer would change that, as it's God's will that a catastrophe like that would happen

Drill tiny holes to vent it out so simple big woop ill do it myself

>I'm a practicing orthodox christian
oh yeah, you would definitely die

>meme science man

Unless there's news with this thing gofuck yourself. Sage and reported

>implying Orthodoxy isn't the truth
What're you, a prottie cuck?

>Magma chamber is under a tremendous amount of pressure
>Hurrr let's drill into it guise
Have these "scientists" ever seen what happens when you shake a soda bottle and then stab it with a knife?

Good luck yellowstone chan

Lel be the biggest fuck up in human history

>Wasn't going to kaboom in 10,000 years, le black scienceman drills hole in it and it blows early

Why can't there be a supervolcano in Africa or the middle east for us to trigger instead.

>y'all

>implying that gentiles are going to be allowed in the bomb shelters

...

There is one near India and the Philippines but it hasn't been active in a long ass time. and wont blow for even longer

>mfw i live in Minnesota
>Minnesota is in the ash zone.

Have they tried thinking about baseball or running some cold tap water over it?

all of these fucking hurricanes are the CIA's weather machine stopping the eruption

We need a mass influx of white conservatives here on the Left Coast. Open borders, no fear, refugees are welcome here in CA.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a caricature nigger posing as an intellectual

I'm hispanic, so i shouldn't, you already have so many...

>ash zone

Good luck, Yellowstone-chan! I love you!

Grand Rapids MN here, shit sucks, we'd get like 1-2 cm or some shit according to estimates

What scientists? They're never specifically mentioned.

Go enrich a nice gated community in the bay area. We're fucking full here in Tulare county.

Yellowstone won't wipe out humanity, it won't even wipe out North America.

I don't want to race mix.

The south hemisphere will rise after the burgers are wiped out by the volcano and Europe becomes a caliphate.
We just need to quickly kill all our commies

Fear mongering

They have plans to generate geothermal electricity from it.

WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE, WAKE UP

Yellowstone is not a world-ending catastrophe, I did a bunch of research on it for a story once. I needed a cataclysm that could cause the country to collapse and wanted to make sure it would be enough deaths. I was expecting 5-10 million deaths, but the highest grounded estimate I could find was like 100,000, and most of that was from long-term results of crops dying. The ash spreads forever, but the real damage is in a pretty short range around the caldera. Houses have survived having 2-3 feet of ash drop on them, and you wouldn't see anything like that very far.

And it's worth noting, based on the technology we already have in place, we'd know it was coming at least two weeks in advance. The magma has to move up to a certain point to be able to erupt, and our seismographs can detect that happening with pretty high precision.

Unless you live on the rim, I wouldn't make any decisions around it, wasted energy. We're way more likely to die from a random asteroid. Several orders of magnitude more likely.

You don't have to drill into a magma chamber itself to get energy from it.

>The initial blast stone and most of the external affected area are in red states with the highest concentrations of white people in the country

influential scientist
>uses y'all as a word

She is so perfect

Buzz Killington, everybody!

>tfw no qt mustache girl

kek

In the immediate blast zone there is over 1 million people, and in the primary ash zones, you'd best believe there would be major casualties. Furthermore. the u.s. is one of the leading producers of the worlds food. And when the entire grainbelt of the midwest is covered in ash, there goes a large supply of food for the world. Furthermore, you realize that throughout history, volcanic eruptions not even a tenth of the size of yellowstone caused multiple years to go by without an actual summer, as in, there were miniature ice ages that lasted 2 or 3 years. Think how long it would last with yellowstone, probably close to a decade.

>We're way more likely to die from a random asteroid. Several orders of magnitude more likely.
The truth to that is rather startling when you realize how many wiz past us in a given month.
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we can only hope

cant we just like, drop a bunch of ice cubes into it or like, put a lid over the top

Whatever happened to human sacrifices stopping them? Why can't we do that still?

She got that hot nerdy thing going on.

this is old, and they got criticized by actual scientists for even thinking we have that technology.

It could be triggered though.

"Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!"

Absolute happening!

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

Be the change that you want to see in the world.

could we artificially trigger it to releive pressure?

Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

Are the prayers for or against the eruption?

>America is wiped out by "artificial triggering"

This. Why aren't we fracking the magma?

if black science man said it, it must be true.
climate change BTFO

Welcome to Morrowind outlander

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

drill down deep enough and extract heat slowly over time

you'll be saved , kikes will all get cursed after death for their love of lucre

the lid and steam would make it worse, dumb anime girl

I propose we throw you into the mega volcano to appease the god of hungering flames

Flawless logic. However, there is the issue of accidentally setting it off with the drilling.

Sacrifices

Fucking meddling eggheads! Don't interfere with our happenings! REEEEEEEE!

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

Sup Forums is always right

Good luck yellowstone-chan and I love you yellowstone-chan

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

"GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!"

I LOVE YOU YELLOW-STONE CHAN

Digits and yellowstone blows tomorrow and kills me instantly

How to we piss off Loki, making him twist and wreathe, so that Yellowstone will awake again?

Yeah but it looks like she's got Fishmouth syndrome. Can we confirm otherwise?

digits and your mom is a whore

Leftists think man can control weather, see (((climate change)))

user's mom confirmed for doing 69s for cash.

Go to the Minnetonka Ax Man they sell gas masks that will work for the ash

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Also, how fucked would everyone in the path of the hurricane be if Yellowstone blew its load right now?

They would be forgotten, thats a significantly lower scale happening than yellowstone.

>tfw I also live in Minnesota
>tfw I have a cabin in Bigfork I could stock up if I wanted
>tfw I realized no matter how much I prep, there's basically no surviving this.

life would still go on user, we'd adapt like humans do and perservere

there was that ancient greek civ that died from volcanoe in the 1000s BC, but Egypt and Europe still went on truckin

If some shit happened to the US, our govt would maintain order as best as possible, people would move underground if necessary, we'd build new subways and shit for people to live in, the US would work out deals with Russia for extra food, south america would become a huge grower to replace us, then after a while it'd be all over and we're turn to normal and the danger would be gone for like a million years

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

I'm aware one is greater than the other, but surely it would make the situation drastically worse. Wouldn't it spread the ashes more? I'm just curious what happens when you mix the two.

I'm not sure off the top of my head how fast the Ash would travel to the coast, but my quick estimates are that if the volcano went off right now. They Hurricane would have already made land fall and calmed down by the time it reached it. It would really just carry the ash away from flordia.

Some other user correct me if i am wrong.

Good luck Yellowstone - Chan!
I love you Yellowstone - Chan!

This.

>that blonde

Hot

i mean, it used to work, until we stopped

>implying God cares about muh shelters
all it takes is some crafty geology and those shelters become anudda shoah

well, if it does go off I hope I'll be awake for the last thread on Sup Forums before the internet gets killed

>Jews start to lose control over US
>immediately, (((scientists))) try to (((stop))) dormant supervolcano that would destroy entire country, from erupting

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