NEXT HAPPENINGS ================ >Hurricane Center Update 5 AM EST >GFS Model Run 6 PM EST >Sideswiping the Bahamas and Cuba. Getting ready for the grand finale in Florida.
RUNDOWN ======== >Windspeed 155 MPH >Pressure 925 mb >Storm appears to be shifting further west.
...IRMA MAKING LANDFALL ON THE CAMAGUEY ARCHIPELAGO OF CUBA AS A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE... ...HURRICANE WARNINGS EXTENDED NORTHWARD ALONG THE FLORIDA PENINSULA... Location: 22.1°N 77.7°W Max sustained: 160 mph Moving: W at 13 mph Min pressure: 924 mb
>mfw a friend is in the NatGuard and scheduled to help out for the hurricane, along with living in FL He'll be fine right brehs? The NatGuard don't lose their own during events like this right?
Jeremiah Gray
>Spend life savings on survival supplies, fuel, plane tickets, and hotel reservations because Mr. Goldstein's news agency told me to >Hurricane doesn't even reach my State before dying off in Cuba and heading into the golf
Oy vey!
Jace White
where is this 'golf'?
Gabriel Stewart
some of you reading this, will be dead in few days
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Jeremiah Taylor
>West coast Florida collectively shitting their pants after days of east coast landfall forecasts
Who's comfy now, huh? I AM.
Hunter Mitchell
>tfw tampa niggers talked shit >tfw tampa niggers get to eat shit now filthy west coast gulf loving faggots i'll be comfy eating my survival snacks watching you get helicoptered out
Oliver Cook
doing this makes mustard gas
Cameron Russell
watch irma decide to fuck with us all and just slam into the center
Adam Powell
I'm sitting in a canoe in my living room with my laptop. >Houston master race
quit making it stronger with gets, the spaghetti is all over my house now
Juan Morris
First for habbening con 1 Wheres the gif at
Adrian Wilson
It’s not Cat 5.
They cant test the winds anymore it’s in Cuban airspace.
Ayden Gutierrez
I remember that one tampa nigger a few days ago who was gloating incessantly He's conspicuously missing as of late Don't come east, tampa nigger. We don't want your kind here.
Sebastian Hernandez
F
Jonathan Johnson
Any of y'all faggots still in FL oughta post your addresses and get together. Not like your houses will be standing or your lives will exist in a few hours anyway, enjoy it while you've got it
Bentley Martin
stay there so you DIE DIE DIE DIE
Charles Lee
If you've been through a hurricane before and you're set up to sit it out, then sit it out.
Matthew James
Miami is still going to be wrecked by Surge, you aren't safe idiots.
Nathaniel Watson
you should be making peace with yourself and whatever you believe in
Parker Perry
yes you're gonna die
Grayson Collins
Irma moving into the warmest water yet and already cat 5
Eli Lee
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Grayson Brooks
Great, now it's going to make land fall in Fort Myers. But if it keeps shifting west it might miss us.
Can the 13 year olds who run these threads stick to 1 general? Find out at the bump limit!
Oliver Clark
For 3 hours then 4. Then 3 as soon as the eye reaches the keys. 2 when it hits the florida coast.
Chase Phillips
livestream it
Blake Kelly
if it shifts any more west it'll go into the gulf and become megacane, destroyer of worlds
Bentley Nelson
I'm at the F in pic (3 miles from the projected path)
It was a shitty ride while it lasted....
Easton Sullivan
Fren, I mak susag tu feed hercane
Luis Jackson
Who /comfyinarizona/ here
Jackson Parker
only the lliteral beach which none of us live on or are near. cry more midwest white retard
Daniel Brooks
we good bruddah
Easton Brown
Checking in, but it's an eternal hell here, rain or shine. t. Dade
Grayson Murphy
I remember having an Atari
Bentley Thompson
If this post gets Satan trips then Miami gets hit with 225 mph wind gusts
Hunter Gutierrez
>implying i'm a miami spic Yeah no I'm a good 150 miles from that shithole
Isaac Butler
Fuck this is comfy. I wish i wasn't mobileposting for the next few days
Hudson Torres
F
Nicholas Baker
/comfyvanisland/ reporting
Caleb Rogers
TAMPA BAY DIRECT HIT
LEND ME YOUR ENERGY, TAMPANONS
WE MUST SUMMON THE BEAST TO US
Luis Gonzalez
Resting alot easier now thats for sure.
Jonathan Brooks
no doubt about that now, but right now we're rolling dice between tampa and pinellas.
if you user's don't know pinellas, it's the peninsula west of tampa and a lot of people live here. it's the suburbs, direct eye might cause some problems
Nathaniel Hill
>IT'S NOT HAPPENING >LOL ONLY A CAT 3 >IT'S GOING TO HIT NC (X1000) AHAHAHAHAHAHA ALL YOU FAGGOTS CAN SUCK IRMA'S BIG (FEMININE) COCK YOU NAYSAYERS AND RETARDS. SUCK IT UP! SUCK IT ALL UP!!!
Michael Turner
Get fucked.
Lincoln Wright
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Jonathan Gutierrez
Did the guy who draws all those fat food girls draw this?
James Lewis
Palm Harbor here, how are you guys
Brayden Brooks
nice I haven't seen this ever since I made the screencap last year
guys my 210 year old grandma lives in Idaho and I'm afraid she's gonna die to Irma. Should I fly out to her to help her or is she fine????
James Ross
Live stream pls
Tyler Wilson
miami is literally only getting tropical storm winds. the eye wall is on the west coast. fucking retard
Caleb Thomas
lmao stop bitching about the discord server
Joshua Gray
Only an idiot would stay in a storm surge area. I'm comfortably outside the mandatory evac zone.
Henry Reed
I'm THE original and professional HURRIFAG artist.
Xavier Torres
For everyone who keeps asking "am I dead?"
If you're ANYWHERE IN FLORIDA below this orange line you are a corpse. You're not in danger, you don't need to evacuate, you're a dead man walking with a few hours to live.
Caleb Turner
Kek
Angel Watson
Megacane to annihilate Texas and Louisana when? Irma will make Katrina look like a drought.
Gabriel Perez
People always forget that as soon as it starts to travel over land its power will fade and fast. Is it dangerous for some areas, sure, but not like the idiots on this board make it sound that everyone in Florida is going to die.
